Les News, 032309
Lance Armstrong injured, Robin Williams recovering, Woodstock returns
- Knowing was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend.
- Lance Armstrong suffered a pretty serious injury after falling from his bike in Spain.
- Peace the Spork Out goes to Nicholas Hughes, son of poet Sylvia Plath, took his own life at the age of 47.
- Robin Williams is recovering after heart surgery.
- Banksy gets blasphemed.
- Who wants to buy a newspaper before they’re all going, going, gone?
- Gay media is dying, do you care?
- I think I need to pay a visit to Australia very soon.
- A real life pink elephant is sighted, no booze required.
- Christina Millian hits the pool, hooks up with The Dream.
- Ashton Kutcher Tweets his wife’s ass.
- Lauren Conrad steps out with her actor boyfriend, which you won’t be seeing on The Hills.
- Madonna reportedly fires the nanny that was planning to quit on her.
- Reese Witherspoon turned 33, Andrew Lloyd Webber turned 61 & William Shatner turned 78 yesterday and Keri Russell is 33, Richard Grieco is 44, Chaka Khan is 56 and Ric Ocasek of The Cars is 60 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- The 40th anniversary of Woodstock to be celebrated by another Woodstock?
- Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are gettin’ hitched.
- Did you see the shocking thing that happened on Desperate Housewives last night?
it cracks me up that lauren is like the poster chick for the OC and kyle was a surfer/stoner in orange county. awww. blech.
Has anyone seen Knowing yet?? I want to see it but want some feedback first. Thanks,
rofl @ Madonna. Is there anyone who is more self-obsessed than she? Now of course she’s going to have to do some actual parenting herself.
I wonder if Demi locked Ashton out of the house after putting that pic out there. Madonna never ceases to amaze me. I think Mariah might give her run for her money in the self-obsessed catagory. Get well Robin. I was just talking about Mork and Mindy with someone this morning. Nanu Nanu
@Amy2 — actually, Demi reposted the photo of her ass that Ashton posted. First he sent it out and then she sent it out.
Well then, she must be damn proud of that ass!!!!!!!
OMG you have to come down under soon!!
AFL (Australian Football League) starts this thursday night
come and see our aussie men run around in tight tight shorts =P