In what could either be described as the best news ever or the most horrible tragedy to befall the sanctity of marriage, it is being reported that Doug Reinhardt is RUMORED to be ready to ask Paris Hilton to marry him. On the one hand, this could be good news because their marriage would keep each of them away from other innocent people. On the other hand, this could be bad news because the thought of Paris getting married is just … wrong. Here are a few pictures of Pug Dilton as they made their way to a club in SoCal earlier this week and the alleged deets of Doug‘s proposal plans:

Doug Reinhardt – who has been dating the hotel heiress since last month – is keen to tie the knot and has asked her father Rick for Paris’ hand in marriage. A source said: “Doug is smitten with Paris and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He’s already found the perfect ring, asked her father for permission and is now waiting for the right time to pop the question.” Doug, who stars in the US reality TV show ‘The Hills’, has spared no expense on the ring and intends to propose in Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont’s Bungalow 3. Doug and Paris – who split from rocker lover Benji Madden last year – recently took their relationship to the next level after he bought her an expensive pet. A source revealed: “Doug bought Paris a $10,000 teacup Pomeranian dog when they were in Japan recently. He went to all her appearances and shoots and would just stare at her adoringly. He says she’s the hottest girl on the planet.” The tiny dog seems to have won animal lover Paris’ heart. The source added: “Paris thinks Doug is handsome, generous and fun to be with.”

LOL! This is so ridiculous … but I really do hope it eventually turns out to be true. As I’ve said ever since the couple paired up, Pug Dilton absolutely belong together. They are so well suited for one another and are each deserving of the other … I really would love for them to stay together forever. How much fun would a Paris Hilton wedding be? Can you imagine how garishly fug the whole affair would be? Rumors of proposals like this very rarely turn out to be true … which is sad … cuz I’d love to see these two tie the knot.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]