Is Doug Reinhardt Ready To Propose To Paris Hilton?

Mr. & Mrs. Pug Dilton?
March 21st, 2009

In what could either be described as the best news ever or the most horrible tragedy to befall the sanctity of marriage, it is being reported that Doug Reinhardt is RUMORED to be ready to ask Paris Hilton to marry him. On the one hand, this could be good news because their marriage would keep each of them away from other innocent people. On the other hand, this could be bad news because the thought of Paris getting married is just … wrong. Here are a few pictures of Pug Dilton as they made their way to a club in SoCal earlier this week and the alleged deets of Doug’s proposal plans:


Doug Reinhardt – who has been dating the hotel heiress since last month – is keen to tie the knot and has asked her father Rick for Paris’ hand in marriage. A source said: “Doug is smitten with Paris and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He’s already found the perfect ring, asked her father for permission and is now waiting for the right time to pop the question.” Doug, who stars in the US reality TV show ‘The Hills’, has spared no expense on the ring and intends to propose in Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont’s Bungalow 3. Doug and Paris – who split from rocker lover Benji Madden last year – recently took their relationship to the next level after he bought her an expensive pet. A source revealed: “Doug bought Paris a $10,000 teacup Pomeranian dog when they were in Japan recently. He went to all her appearances and shoots and would just stare at her adoringly. He says she’s the hottest girl on the planet.” The tiny dog seems to have won animal lover Paris’ heart. The source added: “Paris thinks Doug is handsome, generous and fun to be with.”

LOL! This is so ridiculous … but I really do hope it eventually turns out to be true. As I’ve said ever since the couple paired up, Pug Dilton absolutely belong together. They are so well suited for one another and are each deserving of the other … I really would love for them to stay together forever. How much fun would a Paris Hilton wedding be? Can you imagine how garishly fug the whole affair would be? Rumors of proposals like this very rarely turn out to be true … which is sad … cuz I’d love to see these two tie the knot.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

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21 Responses to “Is Doug Reinhardt Ready To Propose To Paris Hilton?”

  1. Jadedkitten Says:

    I don’t know who he is and I wish I didn’t know who she was

  2. Bald Outing Says:

    i don’t know she keeps finding guys who want to marry her.

  3. Nadine Says:

    LOL! They’ve been dating for what 15 mins? Unreal, I hope he doesn’t.

  4. babybunny Says:

    Ugh she looks like she is 50 in those pix.

  5. Stephanie Says:

    I totally agree with babybunny-

    Doesn’t she kind of look like one of the aunts on Sabrina the Teenage Witch?

    (However, I do like her haircut)

  6. Syrina Says:

    Seriously, who is interested in their lifes anymore?? I’m am certainly not…

  7. Kaity Says:

    LOL! I wonder how long that marriage would last….

  8. staci Says:

    oh dear god let one of them be sterile.

  9. staci Says:

    oops something ate the rest of my comment! anyway one of them HAS to be sterile with all of their cele-STDs.

  10. newsgrrl Says:

    She actually looks really good there. Now, I’ve been nice [and honest] and can ask not to read another thing about her for like, a year and be happy. :)

  11. Nat Says:

    G-R-O-S-S. I’m with staci. I pray they can’t have children. I also pray that no adoption agency will ever accept their applications. Fingers crossed that my prayers actually come through.

  12. Nadine Says:

    I’m feelin the red lips on her!

  13. Heather Says:

    God, I hope they don’t make any little Pugs. I don’t want to deal with seeing those things.

  14. Mame Says:

    Uh oh, he kind of has that Chris Brown look in his eyes….or is it Charles Manson.

  15. dcma queen Says:

    She looks like a 60 year old bird in those pics. Bad hair horrible fake tan and skanky makeup and outfit. His face just makes me want to puke.

  16. Cupid Stunt! Says:

    when will she come otu with the statement that she loves him adn that he is her best friend forever and ever.

  17. Joanne Says:

    He seems very aware of the cameras … I don’t trust him.

  18. a real oc girl Says:

    Maybe they found each other on one of those STD hookup websites? He’s way too hot for her. I don’t know anything about him or if that’s a good shot of him, but he looks hot, and she’s hideous and looks like a funked up bird with that big ol’ hideous beak.

  19. Val Says:

    I love how they claim he was a “star” of The Hills. Ha!

  20. jill Says:

    @ mame: yeah, he’s deffo got a case of crazy eyes going on
    @ Joanne: that’s what I’m saying. He’s with her for the attention and she’s with him to get publicity without having to flash her nether regions. My bet — she’ll stay with him as long as the media is still interested and as soon as they’re done taking pics she’ll dump him. He’ll never leave her first — he won’t walk away from that attention.
    ah, young hollywood love

  21. shauni! Says:

    omg someone deleted my post! maybe it was because i was only saying the truth about the selfish spoiled cow!

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