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Yeesh!! Can you guess which fashionista celeb was spotted on the streets of her hometown this week proudly showing off her neck when she prolly really should never, ever show off her neck … especially when it looks like this:

Ugh … the hallow in this person’s neck is deep enough to lose a small child in … I don’t know that it’s wise to show off this much neck gizzard in public. Yikes!! Mebbe it’s time to start wearing turtle necks, HMMM? After the jump, find out who it is …

Ta Da!! It’s the usually fabulous Vicki B!

When Victoria Beckham starts thinking about her next clothing range, she might consider a few polo and turtle necks, or even scarves. After all, everyone has certain features which are best covered up. The deep hollows in the 34-year-old pop star-turned-fashion designer’s own neck served to draw attention to her gaunt appearance on a visit to London this week. It provided a stark contrast to the healthy curves she displayed in a racy underwear campaign for designer Giorgio Armani last year. Perhaps she is feeling the strain of dividing her time between the U.S., Britain and Italy … The former Spice Girl arrived in London on Thursday from Milan for a series of meetings with her management company in Battersea. As well as promoting her new clothing range at New York Fashion Week, she has been keen to spend time with husband David, who has revived his footballing career and who has recently secured a ‘timeshare’ deal to divide his services between AC Milan and his U.S. team LA Galaxy. Their three sons remain in Los Angeles, where they are said to be settled and happy at school. Victoria will stay in London for a few days to attend various meetings before returning to the States.

Yeah … mebbe it’s time that VB took some time to relax … and fill in some of those holes. I bet food might do the trick nicely. It’s amazing how she can looks so fab one minute and downright frightening the next. Ick!

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin; Source]