Guess Who’s Got A Very Scary Neck
Yeesh!! Can you guess which fashionista celeb was spotted on the streets of her hometown this week proudly showing off her neck when she prolly really should never, ever show off her neck … especially when it looks like this:
Ugh … the hallow in this person’s neck is deep enough to lose a small child in … I don’t know that it’s wise to show off this much neck gizzard in public. Yikes!! Mebbe it’s time to start wearing turtle necks, HMMM? After the jump, find out who it is …
Ta Da!! It’s the usually fabulous Vicki B!
When Victoria Beckham starts thinking about her next clothing range, she might consider a few polo and turtle necks, or even scarves. After all, everyone has certain features which are best covered up. The deep hollows in the 34-year-old pop star-turned-fashion designer’s own neck served to draw attention to her gaunt appearance on a visit to London this week. It provided a stark contrast to the healthy curves she displayed in a racy underwear campaign for designer Giorgio Armani last year. Perhaps she is feeling the strain of dividing her time between the U.S., Britain and Italy … The former Spice Girl arrived in London on Thursday from Milan for a series of meetings with her management company in Battersea. As well as promoting her new clothing range at New York Fashion Week, she has been keen to spend time with husband David, who has revived his footballing career and who has recently secured a ‘timeshare’ deal to divide his services between AC Milan and his U.S. team LA Galaxy. Their three sons remain in Los Angeles, where they are said to be settled and happy at school. Victoria will stay in London for a few days to attend various meetings before returning to the States.
Yeah … mebbe it’s time that VB took some time to relax … and fill in some of those holes. I bet food might do the trick nicely. It’s amazing how she can looks so fab one minute and downright frightening the next. Ick!
[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin; Source]
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March 14th, 2009 at 11:33 am
oh lord! bless her and give her a hamburger.
March 14th, 2009 at 11:33 am
I knew it!
March 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Oh eww I though that was a guy’s neck
March 14th, 2009 at 11:40 am
I thought it was Katie Holmes. That is scary!
March 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
I don’t even want to say anything mean about this-it is just sad. It really looks like she is wasting away-her face is even starting to look more like a skull that an actual person with full cheeks, etc. She has to have a major eating disorder to look like this. Becks, get your woman some help asap!
March 14th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I actually thought you were being unkind about putting up pictures of patrick swayze up… I should know that you have better taste than that. VB is nast. Starting to look really old, a little meat would cure that.
March 14th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
she needs to eat! lots of rice and burgers
March 14th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
@Gabi– I totally agree. She looks like Allegra Versace when she was in the throes of anorexia. This is not “naturally thin”. I don’t understand how the Beckhams can keep denying her eating disorder– they aren’t helping matters by ignoring it.
March 14th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
She does look skeleton-ish eating disorders can be fatal someone needs to do an intervention and fast no jokes!!
March 14th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
She looks hot.
March 14th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
hmm i thought it was katie….
March 14th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I knew that was posh before I looked. She is such a weird one.
March 14th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
eww i thought that was gonna be Celine Dion for some reason
GROSS
March 14th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I thought I was looking at a photo of an old woman of 70 she is not healthy neither is lola who thinks shes hot are u insane VB is anorexic she is ill.
March 14th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
So, as a co-skinny person, I’d have to disagree. I saw a picture of me once, where my neck looked like that, with the exception that the muscles were super, super toned. I’m 27 years old. It’s the posture angle- as in, while I’m thin, I’ve never (nor would I ever have) had an eating disorder. She was probably just in a position that activated her neck muscles (sternocleidomastoids)… trust me, you all would have the same thing if you had a little less body fat. Of course I’m not insinuating you commenters are fatsos, all I’m saying is that having more body fat that VB would hide the neck weirdness. And yes, the photo is gross, but it’s no indication that she’s *too* thin.
March 14th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I GUESSED IT!!!!!!
March 14th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Reminds me of Vera-Ellen from White Christmas. They put her in high collared clothing to hide her neck because of the ravages of anorexia. Sad really. :(
March 14th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
She’s too thin! For God sakes, EAT!
March 14th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I guess Katie Holmes….I was close.
March 14th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
ewwww… Becks, how can you kiss that neck!! Oh, you dont? Hum.. I thought so!
FUGLY femmebot!
March 14th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Someone needs to eat…
March 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
She’s such a skinny betch. Home girl needs to wear a turtle neck, man!
March 14th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
she looks like she was holding her breath for the cameras!!!
March 14th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I knew it was her but eww!
March 14th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
EWWW I thought is was an 80 year old woman.
March 14th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
This just proves she’s inhuman: she has no esophagus!
March 14th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
WTF? Eat a cheeseburger for the love of God!
March 14th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
That is ‘Smoker’s neck’ … people don’t realise Victoria smokes … and she needs to eat.
March 15th, 2009 at 3:50 am
i was correct. that’s horrific. you could totally use it as an ash tray
March 15th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Wow…scary.
March 15th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I thought we already lost Karen Carpenter years ago.
March 15th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I thought it was gonna be Katie Holmes. She is lookin’ pretty gaunt lately, too.
March 15th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
oh my god. thats fairly creepy. has someone been forgetting to eat her daily meals lately?
creeeeepy,
-S
March 16th, 2009 at 5:19 am
damn I thought it was Katie Holmes too. VB is gonna pass out in public one day, then after making an ass of herself she’ll eat something.
March 18th, 2009 at 1:37 am
Thought it was a man too :xx
How can someone do _that_ to themselves?
I mean, Katie Holmes is forced by Tom :r but VB wants it for some reason. David should do something too, or is he too busy with other woman? She’s creepy :x