Man … things move fast for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. Mere weeks after the couple met and started going out, rumors began to swirl that the pair might be thinking of marriage … well, actually, it was reported that Doug had purchased a ring for Paris and was planning to pop the question. Today we learn from In Touch magazine that Doug is now talking about his desires to have a baby with Paris. Um, yeah:
Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”
Lord have mercy on all our souls. While I absolutely support and endorse that Paris and Doug‘s relationship together I think I have to draw the line at makin’ babies. First, no. Second, oh my God no! Can you imagine what a child borne of Paris Hilton‘s loins might mean for the world? I’m thinkin’ Armageddon. The whole notion of Pug Dilton raising a child together is … frightening. I suppose it’s possible that a baby might help Paris Hilton grow up and mature but is it really worth putting a baby thru the trail and error in the hopes that Paris changes? I realize that this baby talk is prolly coming out just to generate attention but, still, the thought that it might actually happen one day is really, really terrifying. I think I’d rather the Octomom have another litter of babies than let Paris Hilton birth one baby. Oy! What do y’all think … could the world really handle a baby Paris?
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She needs to STOP desecrating her head with those stOOpid headbands!!! They DO NOT flatter her AT ALL.
Paris Hilton should consider having kids the minute she can name every pet that she owns, state how long she’s had them and where they currently reside. Also, any man that thinks she would be the perfect woman to raise his children needs to never become a father.
Um, is there a nip slip in this picture?
I think InTouch got a little ahead of themselves. Him saying he’d like to have babies with her “one day” doesn’t mean they’re looking to procreate right at the moment. Thank god, we still have some mini-Paris-free time!
I have to disagree with you Trent. I would rather see Paris and Doug have a youngin, than see octocrazy birth another living thing.
Definitely a publicity stunt.
She can add another title to her resume: pornstar, celebrity wannabe, media whore and mother.
Ha, I bet they name their firstborn Angel Princess.
the world doesn’t need any spawn from these two. gross
doug has money of his ownn, his family is loooooaded- he doesn’t need a hilton baby to get rich quick. they shouldn’t have a baby and maybe doug is a douche, but he definitely shouldn’t be compared to kevin federline.
@ JadedKitten: LMFAO…I’m so with you!
Did he seriously call her his Angel Princess? I mean…really? I’m sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Could that guy get ANY more pathetic? He’s totally just using her to stay in the limelight…what a douche.
You couldn’t have said it better trent. Octo mom is definatley more qualified to have kids tha mizz hilton. Even looking beyond the fact that she’s broke 1 and 2 that she still takes crap from her mom I still agree octomom should spawn prior to this…….skeletal catastrophe try and have, much less raise a child. She’d be taking it to night clubs wit her!
this happens every time shes in a relationship… he’s the one, marriage, children blah blah blah… he’s just in it for the money and attention… shes just in it for…. well…. hmmm…. attention. I don’t see these two together for long.
Note to Paris: Please please please get rid of the headbands already…… and do us all a favor and get a hysterictomy (sp?)
Doug Reinhardt is a super good guy from well to do family. Paris couldn’t ask for a better man.
I hope it works out for them because he and his parents seem to really love Paris.
Doug is a good candiate for marriage and kids. Let’s hope Paris always appreciates him.
Hahahahahah. Man! This is the most funniest thing I’ve ever heard since Lindsay Lohan’s flopped career!
Thats all her overworked staff needs is a herpies child born sick with disease…Bad off she was everyones elses problem from day one…Raised from uneducated massive staff…left at these Hilton Whore Inn enterprises. Take if from me she is used like any other whore you find and the Hilton Inn that roams around during Gov. Conventions…Pitty for Hilton disease…sick sick sick sick.