Man … things move fast for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. Mere weeks after the couple met and started going out, rumors began to swirl that the pair might be thinking of marriage … well, actually, it was reported that Doug had purchased a ring for Paris and was planning to pop the question. Today we learn from In Touch magazine that Doug is now talking about his desires to have a baby with Paris. Um, yeah:
Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”
Lord have mercy on all our souls. While I absolutely support and endorse that Paris and Doug‘s relationship together I think I have to draw the line at makin’ babies. First, no. Second, oh my God no! Can you imagine what a child borne of Paris Hilton‘s loins might mean for the world? I’m thinkin’ Armageddon. The whole notion of Pug Dilton raising a child together is … frightening. I suppose it’s possible that a baby might help Paris Hilton grow up and mature but is it really worth putting a baby thru the trail and error in the hopes that Paris changes? I realize that this baby talk is prolly coming out just to generate attention but, still, the thought that it might actually happen one day is really, really terrifying. I think I’d rather the Octomom have another litter of babies than let Paris Hilton birth one baby. Oy! What do y’all think … could the world really handle a baby Paris?
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one word: gross…
well at least paris would be able to afford her children, not so much with the octomom.
not everyone was on board with Nicole having her baby..and it changed her for the good…who knows what it would do for Paris…
I was going to say the same thing, nicole..
Hmmm… little Fug Dildos? No thanks.
That’s right Doug, pull a Kevin Federline make those babies and be SET FOR LIFE!
Wow, that’s a scary thought. But in all seriousness, isn’t Paris thisclose to marrying or having a baby with every guy she dates for two seconds…
god i threw up a little when he called her his angel princess.
@Ally that’s what I thought. So why is everyone surprised to hear pregnant and marriage and Paris Hilton in the same sentence??
He’s just talking about this stuff for publicity or something. I really wouldn’t be surprised.
I love me some Paris and everyone knows this but Doug is a douche bag. I can’t stand him. It won’t last long once they get past the honeymoon stage!! NO PARIS…MOVE ON GIRL!
@ Ally and Val – I had the same thoughts….If some guy ever called me his Angel Princess I’d laugh in his face.
she is trying to get the attention away from nicole and joel… the first time nicole got pregnant paris was saying she wanted kids too.. now that nicole is pregnant again she is talking about having kids again.
Yeah he is a big douche nozzle for using the term Angel Princess and should be disposed of immediately.
She should not be allowed to breed, she should be sterilized, no kid deserves that & he’s not much better!!
The idea of Paris procreating is terrifying, to say the least. And yeah, people will make the Nicole Richie example….not the same thing. Sorry. I don’t know why, it’s just not! And anyway, I’m glad it all worked out w/ Nicole but generally I don’t think it’s such a great idea to get pregnant and then HOPE once the kid gets here it will change you….b/c more often than not it doesn’t.
YOU SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT NICOLE RICHIE AND YOU WERE PROVEN WRONG AND HAD TO EAT YOUR WORDS.MAYBE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PARIS HILTON.SO SHUT UP AND WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.GO PARIS.HAVE YOU OFFSPRING.
@Oscar — I absolutely never said any such thing about Nicole Richie. You clearly have me confused with someone else but I always knew that Nicole would make a wonderful mother.
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And what happens when the biznatch realizes a baby isn’t a puppy, and she can’t abandon it or give it back? Talk about dipping into the shallow end of the gene pool.
If anyone of my boyfriends ever called me his angel princess I’d punch him in his fucking throat.