Doug Reinhart Wants To Make Babies With Paris Hilton
Man … things move fast for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. Mere weeks after the couple met and started going out, rumors began to swirl that the pair might be thinking of marriage … well, actually, it was reported that Doug had purchased a ring for Paris and was planning to pop the question. Today we learn from In Touch magazine that Doug is now talking about his desires to have a baby with Paris. Um, yeah:
Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”
Lord have mercy on all our souls. While I absolutely support and endorse that Paris and Doug’s relationship together I think I have to draw the line at makin’ babies. First, no. Second, oh my God no! Can you imagine what a child borne of Paris Hilton’s loins might mean for the world? I’m thinkin’ Armageddon. The whole notion of Pug Dilton raising a child together is … frightening. I suppose it’s possible that a baby might help Paris Hilton grow up and mature but is it really worth putting a baby thru the trail and error in the hopes that Paris changes? I realize that this baby talk is prolly coming out just to generate attention but, still, the thought that it might actually happen one day is really, really terrifying. I think I’d rather the Octomom have another litter of babies than let Paris Hilton birth one baby. Oy! What do y’all think … could the world really handle a baby Paris?
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March 25th, 2009 at 10:03 am
one word: gross…
March 25th, 2009 at 10:04 am
well at least paris would be able to afford her children, not so much with the octomom.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:15 am
not everyone was on board with Nicole having her baby..and it changed her for the good…who knows what it would do for Paris…
March 25th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I was going to say the same thing, nicole..
March 25th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Hmmm… little Fug Dildos? No thanks.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:20 am
That’s right Doug, pull a Kevin Federline make those babies and be SET FOR LIFE!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Wow, that’s a scary thought. But in all seriousness, isn’t Paris thisclose to marrying or having a baby with every guy she dates for two seconds…
March 25th, 2009 at 10:29 am
god i threw up a little when he called her his angel princess.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:30 am
@Ally that’s what I thought. So why is everyone surprised to hear pregnant and marriage and Paris Hilton in the same sentence??
March 25th, 2009 at 10:33 am
He’s just talking about this stuff for publicity or something. I really wouldn’t be surprised.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:37 am
I love me some Paris and everyone knows this but Doug is a douche bag. I can’t stand him. It won’t last long once they get past the honeymoon stage!! NO PARIS…MOVE ON GIRL!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:37 am
@ Ally and Val – I had the same thoughts….If some guy ever called me his Angel Princess I’d laugh in his face.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:48 am
she is trying to get the attention away from nicole and joel… the first time nicole got pregnant paris was saying she wanted kids too.. now that nicole is pregnant again she is talking about having kids again.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Yeah he is a big douche nozzle for using the term Angel Princess and should be disposed of immediately.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
She should not be allowed to breed, she should be sterilized, no kid deserves that & he’s not much better!!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:53 am
The idea of Paris procreating is terrifying, to say the least. And yeah, people will make the Nicole Richie example….not the same thing. Sorry. I don’t know why, it’s just not! And anyway, I’m glad it all worked out w/ Nicole but generally I don’t think it’s such a great idea to get pregnant and then HOPE once the kid gets here it will change you….b/c more often than not it doesn’t.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am
YOU SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT NICOLE RICHIE AND YOU WERE PROVEN WRONG AND HAD TO EAT YOUR WORDS.MAYBE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO PARIS HILTON.SO SHUT UP AND WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.GO PARIS.HAVE YOU OFFSPRING.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:05 am
@Oscar — I absolutely never said any such thing about Nicole Richie. You clearly have me confused with someone else but I always knew that Nicole would make a wonderful mother.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:06 am
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March 25th, 2009 at 11:11 am
And what happens when the biznatch realizes a baby isn’t a puppy, and she can’t abandon it or give it back? Talk about dipping into the shallow end of the gene pool.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:15 am
If anyone of my boyfriends ever called me his angel princess I’d punch him in his fucking throat.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:16 am
She needs to STOP desecrating her head with those stOOpid headbands!!! They DO NOT flatter her AT ALL.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Paris Hilton should consider having kids the minute she can name every pet that she owns, state how long she’s had them and where they currently reside. Also, any man that thinks she would be the perfect woman to raise his children needs to never become a father.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Um, is there a nip slip in this picture?
March 25th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I think InTouch got a little ahead of themselves. Him saying he’d like to have babies with her “one day” doesn’t mean they’re looking to procreate right at the moment. Thank god, we still have some mini-Paris-free time!
March 25th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I have to disagree with you Trent. I would rather see Paris and Doug have a youngin, than see octocrazy birth another living thing.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Definitely a publicity stunt.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
She can add another title to her resume: pornstar, celebrity wannabe, media whore and mother.
March 25th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Ha, I bet they name their firstborn Angel Princess.
March 25th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
the world doesn’t need any spawn from these two. gross
March 25th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
doug has money of his ownn, his family is loooooaded- he doesn’t need a hilton baby to get rich quick. they shouldn’t have a baby and maybe doug is a douche, but he definitely shouldn’t be compared to kevin federline.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@ JadedKitten: LMFAO…I’m so with you!
March 26th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Did he seriously call her his Angel Princess? I mean…really? I’m sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Could that guy get ANY more pathetic? He’s totally just using her to stay in the limelight…what a douche.
March 26th, 2009 at 8:24 am
You couldn’t have said it better trent. Octo mom is definatley more qualified to have kids tha mizz hilton. Even looking beyond the fact that she’s broke 1 and 2 that she still takes crap from her mom I still agree octomom should spawn prior to this…….skeletal catastrophe try and have, much less raise a child. She’d be taking it to night clubs wit her!
March 26th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
this happens every time shes in a relationship… he’s the one, marriage, children blah blah blah… he’s just in it for the money and attention… shes just in it for…. well…. hmmm…. attention. I don’t see these two together for long.
Note to Paris: Please please please get rid of the headbands already…… and do us all a favor and get a hysterictomy (sp?)
March 30th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Doug Reinhardt is a super good guy from well to do family. Paris couldn’t ask for a better man.
I hope it works out for them because he and his parents seem to really love Paris.
Doug is a good candiate for marriage and kids. Let’s hope Paris always appreciates him.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Hahahahahah. Man! This is the most funniest thing I’ve ever heard since Lindsay Lohan’s flopped career!
January 18th, 2010 at 4:17 am
Thats all her overworked staff needs is a herpies child born sick with disease…Bad off she was everyones elses problem from day one…Raised from uneducated massive staff…left at these Hilton Whore Inn enterprises. Take if from me she is used like any other whore you find and the Hilton Inn that roams around during Gov. Conventions…Pitty for Hilton disease…sick sick sick sick.