Blah … the new romance between Paris Hilton and her new love interest Doug Reinhardt looks like it’s still very much in full effect … the pair were seen exiting the new Hollywood hot spot My House earlier this week hand in hand:

But it’s what went on inside the club that really horrifies/terrifies/scares the living shizz out of me. After the jump, see just how much Doug appears to lurve Paris Hilton — BE WARNED: the photo is not for the faint of heart …

Ack! Ack! My eyes! My eyes! Blech is right! See, now I knew that the couple were gettin’ serious after Doug blew 10 grand on a new puppy for Paris but this just takes things to a whole new level … a whole new gross level of I wanna gouge my eyes out-ness. But, again, I still contend that these two are PERFECT for one another. As long as they continue to shove their tongues in each others mouths ONLY, I think I can live with the sight of this amorousness … I won’t be able to eat for a while but, I can live with it.





























O.o OH MY…MY EYES!!!!
omg…O.O just became mentally scared O.o that is NASTY!
Oh dear!!! a little forced, prahaps! I wish them both well in their lives, BUT this relationship will not last because – he is not genuine and prabably wont treat her right, respect her and love her…. buying a pup as a gift for $10k just shows he hasnt got his feet on the ground nor does it show real love from within, this cant be bought!!!! if she isnt careful, by the time she is 45 she will be single, lonely, and unable to trust any guy! happyness and being content cant be bought. Have a laugh now, but think about tomorrow! the years will go by quick. So I’ve heard!! another deeeeep one sorry ;-)
ouch my eyes is right! GROSS guys still kiss like that is he in high school YUCK
ewwwww. That must be some desperate dude. What a loser.
blerg *cry into pillow*
this guy is a classic tool
KLAZZIE
All I can think is that this guy is sucking a lot of dicks by proxy.
Re: the first two pics – WHY do the paps insist on continuing to photograph her from such an angle! That’s way grosser than the tongue, imo.
You would know all about that lamboxes1!!!! well done on getting there first!!!!!