Doug Reinhardt Tries To EAT Paris Hilton’s Face
Blah … the new romance between Paris Hilton and her new love interest Doug Reinhardt looks like it’s still very much in full effect … the pair were seen exiting the new Hollywood hot spot My House earlier this week hand in hand:

But it’s what went on inside the club that really horrifies/terrifies/scares the living shizz out of me. After the jump, see just how much Doug appears to lurve Paris Hilton — BE WARNED: the photo is not for the faint of heart …

Ack! Ack! My eyes! My eyes! Blech is right! See, now I knew that the couple were gettin’ serious after Doug blew 10 grand on a new puppy for Paris but this just takes things to a whole new level … a whole new gross level of I wanna gouge my eyes out-ness. But, again, I still contend that these two are PERFECT for one another. As long as they continue to shove their tongues in each others mouths ONLY, I think I can live with the sight of this amorousness … I won’t be able to eat for a while but, I can live with it.
Tags: Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton


March 6th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
EWWW! I def shouldn’t have clicked on the link. I don’t know how i’m going to be able to sleep.
March 6th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Eww!
March 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Klassy as always!
March 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
ohh the horror! they are just too tacky for words lol… they totally do deserve eachother.. lol
March 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Yuck-O!
March 6th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
that is HORRIFYING!
March 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
SO GROSS! Oh, and Trent. there’s something wrong with the rest of your site! It’s all weirdish……..
March 6th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
OHHH SO CLASSSY. Not.
March 6th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Blah!!! Gross, Paris!
March 6th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
LMAO!
March 6th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
eeeeeeww.
March 6th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
She put the “ass” in “class.”
March 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
oh my! I definitely should have heeded the warning!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
oh i just lost my appetite
March 6th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I SO wish I could unsee this horror.
March 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
will he get her herpes next?
March 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
What does Doug Reinhart even do? Is he an actor?
March 6th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Why Paris WHY!! NOOOOO!!!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
NASTY!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
AARGH! MY EYES!!!!!!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
He could eat my face, and then my hole!
March 6th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
If this doesn’t confirm Paris is trash, I don’t know what will.
March 6th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
What happened to her saying that the thought of dating someone else was gross? Or it was something along those lines.. i feel sorry for benji, i actually really liked them as a couple. Next week we’ll hear how shes never loved anyone more than this and she wants to get married and have babies. The week after it will be someone else.
March 6th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
its like a train wreck, you warned us but we just can’t help but look. EWWWWWW, there was no need for some pap to get that close…
March 6th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
really now?…why are these men not scared to catch something from her??? I don’t get it, i mean, didn’t she have a prescription to a herpes medication? It’s really sad how she portrays herself.
March 6th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
…I actually thought he was trying to take a bite out of her face.
Am I that idiotic? Haha ;)
March 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
0_0 gross.
March 6th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
they’re just doing what millions are doing (or wish they were doing) when out clubbing, i.e. kissing another person. get over yourselves.
March 6th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
They are PERFECT together!!! But…. yuk I don’t wanna have to see pics like that! LOL
March 6th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
@Nonino I must agree with you!! I am like totally sure everyone here has kissed someone like that at least once in your lives huh!! If not step away from your computer/ phone and meet some people !! Haha. Lol :)
March 6th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
WTF. Is he a porn star or something? Who in the hell kisses LIKE THAT!
March 6th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I think every girl has been in a situation, where a guy has slipped the tongue in a public place like this … I’m sure she didn’t see it coming. Say what you want about Paris, but she doesn’t get photographed like this in public – ever. I’d dump his ass just for being an idiot. He knew they were being photographed and went for it … Kissing is one thing, obvious tongue slippage in front of paps = GROSS!
March 6th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
she must get paid to make these people famous.
March 6th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Dis.
gust.
ING!
March 6th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Maybe someone should point out to her that his tongue is in fact NOT a lollipop of sorts and sucking on it is not attractive…
maybe that same someone could also tell him that most women do not prefer to have foreign objects shoved into their open mouths… wait nevermind… it’s Paris Hilton, I take it back.
March 6th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Oh fuck no.
March 6th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
That is so nasty!
March 6th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
“Say what you want about Paris, but she doesn’t get photographed like this in public – ever.”
are you serious? remember her shoving HER tongue down travis barkers throat in the middle of a club?!?! bitch likes to flaunt her fish & chips all over hollywood. she’s been photographed like this MANY OF TIMES. no one usually cares, but because she’s with a wannabe baseball player who’s trying to bed half of hollywood, it’s now news.
March 6th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
The fact that this is Paris Hilton is what makes it so disgusting. Plus EW at him shoving his tongue down her nasty cum coated throat.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Ewww! Nasty.
I’m watching E! and your bf is talking about Roy being half eaten by a tiger ^^
March 6th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
O.o OH MY…MY EYES!!!!
March 7th, 2009 at 1:07 am
omg…O.O just became mentally scared O.o that is NASTY!
March 7th, 2009 at 2:42 am
Oh dear!!! a little forced, prahaps! I wish them both well in their lives, BUT this relationship will not last because – he is not genuine and prabably wont treat her right, respect her and love her…. buying a pup as a gift for $10k just shows he hasnt got his feet on the ground nor does it show real love from within, this cant be bought!!!! if she isnt careful, by the time she is 45 she will be single, lonely, and unable to trust any guy! happyness and being content cant be bought. Have a laugh now, but think about tomorrow! the years will go by quick. So I’ve heard!! another deeeeep one sorry ;-)
March 7th, 2009 at 3:36 am
ouch my eyes is right! GROSS guys still kiss like that is he in high school YUCK
March 7th, 2009 at 7:58 am
ewwwww. That must be some desperate dude. What a loser.
March 7th, 2009 at 8:19 am
blerg *cry into pillow*
March 7th, 2009 at 9:37 am
this guy is a classic tool
March 7th, 2009 at 11:28 am
KLAZZIE
March 7th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
All I can think is that this guy is sucking a lot of dicks by proxy.
March 7th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Re: the first two pics – WHY do the paps insist on continuing to photograph her from such an angle! That’s way grosser than the tongue, imo.
March 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
You would know all about that lamboxes1!!!! well done on getting there first!!!!!