Brooke Hogan, who apparently is never one to turn down a paying gig these days, was on hand to give a skin-tilating performance at the Latin music concert festival Calle Ocho in Miami, FL yesterday and managed to thrill members of the crowd with her stirring dance routine on the stripper pole. And by “members of the crowd” I’m referring to her father and former wrestling star Hulk Hogan … the rest of the crowd, I understand, was merely just grossed out by what they had seen. Here are a few photos that give YOU a taste of Brooke‘s performance:
Blech! I’m not sure if the photo with her legs spread open and wide is really necessary (or even safe for viewing … by anyone) but in these trying economic times, I guess a girl’s gotta make money any way she can. I don’t know that singing will necessarily pay the bills so … spread open and wide it is. As I mentioned, Daddy Hulk was in the hiz at Calle Ocho this weekend to bear witness to his little girl’s performance … and he brought along his girlfriend (who looks an awful lot like Brooke, I might add) for company. After the jump, check out a couple photos — one of Hulk getting kissed by his daughter and another where he gets kissed by his girlfriend — trust me, the pics are kinda those disturbing/gross pics that you know you’d rather not see but just can’t not see …
Seriously … how effed up is this???? One photo features Hulk Hogan‘s daughter and the other features the woman that Hulk Hogan is having sexual relations with … and both women look almost identical. It’s disturbing that Daddy Hulk would want to be on hand to watch his daughter perform in this way … and then go home to do “whatever” with his girlfriend who looks exactly like his daughter. Gross. I mean … ICK! What do y’all think … does this not seem really disturbing to y’all?
[Photo credit: Splash News]
The crotch shot is way gross.
I have this theory: If you shaved her head she would look like a British man.
it took me a minute to realise which was brooke, and i only did so by comparing their outfits. which is really fucked up, because basically, being somewhat used to the hogans, the nature of the kiss in the second picture seemed like typical brooke/hulk behaviour. o.O
That is SO GROSS! Blech!
Ugh. I want to punch the whole skank Hogan family in the face. When Rock of Love Bus seems like quality programming by comparison, you know you’ve hit rock bottom.
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The very 1st pic is the only one that looks ‘alright’….. I thought the same thing that someone else said, about her thighs looking a little too thick for using the pole… or maybe she just wasn’t any good at it… Looks like she should’ve gotten better at it, before slinging it around in public.. Their whole lil family just grosses me out… I can’t even imagine, if my dad had a girlfriend who looked that much like me! WEIRDNESS!
ew! which is his girlfriend! they both look like brooke
Ewwwww.
ewwwww.. so sad!
I saw the vid on tmz of this on tmz and I seslt tho she was making out with her dad until I read that it was his Girlfriend.
She looks like Britney at the 2007 VMA’S only WORSE
@ KAIT THE ENTIRE TIME I AM THINKING BROOKE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER MOM SO HER DAD HAD TO FIND A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE LINDA….. HER DAD WAS THERE BECAUSE HES SO EFFIN PROTECTIVE OF HIS DAUGHTER!!!DADDY SHOULD HAVE DRAWN THE LINE ONE THIS ONE BAD I SAY BAD TASTE!!
that is not cute u r fat!
Oh my gosh, you guys. I posted a hillllllarious Brook Hogan animated gif of this very thing on my blog this morning and in the process stared at it so long that I started feeling nauseous and had to step outside for some fresh air. Don’t stare at this too long: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=447
But seriously, she’s pretty yecccch.
@Kat — LOL! that’s awesome :) glad you didn’t animate the open leg photos … cuz, ew!!
oh gooood, she really shouldn’t be wearing stuff like that.. she’s not exactly like… well gosh, she’s fat.
anyways.. I really shouldn’t have opened this link haha.
What… the… hell….
I thought you might have been joking about the similarities Trent… but the only reason i could tell which one was his daughter was that she was wearing that horrid pole getup still… Nast!
How is that not the same person in both photos?! Their hair is identical. That’s just so bizarre & wrong for a man to have a relationship with someone who looks exactly like his daughter!
What gross people.
You should establish yourself as an artist before you bring the STRIPPER POLE onto the stage. Is she trying to commit career suicide? I wont even comment on that creepy photo of the Hulk making out with his girlfriend (or daughter), or the fact that Broke is all over her dad in booty shorts. :|