Brooke Hogan Shows Her Prowess For Pole Dancing
Brooke Hogan, who apparently is never one to turn down a paying gig these days, was on hand to give a skin-tilating performance at the Latin music concert festival Calle Ocho in Miami, FL yesterday and managed to thrill members of the crowd with her stirring dance routine on the stripper pole. And by “members of the crowd” I’m referring to her father and former wrestling star Hulk Hogan … the rest of the crowd, I understand, was merely just grossed out by what they had seen. Here are a few photos that give YOU a taste of Brooke’s performance:
Blech! I’m not sure if the photo with her legs spread open and wide is really necessary (or even safe for viewing … by anyone) but in these trying economic times, I guess a girl’s gotta make money any way she can. I don’t know that singing will necessarily pay the bills so … spread open and wide it is. As I mentioned, Daddy Hulk was in the hiz at Calle Ocho this weekend to bear witness to his little girl’s performance … and he brought along his girlfriend (who looks an awful lot like Brooke, I might add) for company. After the jump, check out a couple photos — one of Hulk getting kissed by his daughter and another where he gets kissed by his girlfriend — trust me, the pics are kinda those disturbing/gross pics that you know you’d rather not see but just can’t not see …
Seriously … how effed up is this???? One photo features Hulk Hogan’s daughter and the other features the woman that Hulk Hogan is having sexual relations with … and both women look almost identical. It’s disturbing that Daddy Hulk would want to be on hand to watch his daughter perform in this way … and then go home to do “whatever” with his girlfriend who looks exactly like his daughter. Gross. I mean … ICK! What do y’all think … does this not seem really disturbing to y’all?
[Photo credit: Splash News]
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March 16th, 2009 at 10:53 am
:s
I just vomited in my mouth a little.
March 16th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I seriously may’ve just lost my lunch w/these pics. As if Brooke Hogan on a stripper pole wasn’t gag worthy enough…those last 2 pics are scarier!! The chick he’s bangin looks just like his daughter. The whole Hogan Family is just too creepy for words!!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I saw video of this on TMZ..I don’t know what’s worse..The fact that she’s doing this pole dance in front of her dad..Or the fact that she’s HORRIBLE at it!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:01 am
OMG…WTF!! The legs spread open is so wrong I think I see a bulge. Girl needs to learn to tuck better! Also, I totally thought that second picture was brooke kissing her dad! That is so weird…This family is straight crazy!!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:05 am
UGH…. Where’s a stick? Either to beat them with or just gouge my eyes out with??
March 16th, 2009 at 11:05 am
OMFG before I read the rest of the post I thought he was kissing Brooke in both pics, DISTURBING!!!! We can’t really blame Brooke for her tacky attention seeking displays because look at what raised her!?! I’m embarrassed for her!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Ewww gross.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Girl’s showin’ her bulk for the hulk!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:15 am
I thought he was kissing his daughter at both pictures too. Gross, ewww, double gross. His daughter and girlfriend can be twins!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:18 am
OH MY GOD!! IT’S CALLED NO CLASS!!
THE POLL DANCING THING, MAYBE IF SHE LOST SOME WEIGHT, SHE IS ON THE HEAVY SIDE. FAT LEGS DON’T WORK. ON THE POLL
March 16th, 2009 at 11:28 am
I’m sorry, but what a tranny. She looks like a man!! I thought he was kissing his daughter in both pictures too!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:29 am
um, can we remember that this is pretty much what the exwifey looks like too?
March 16th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Wrong, in just, SO MANY ways.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:30 am
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:32 am
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
MY EYESSSSSS…MY EYESSSSSSS!!!!!
Trent i kno u warned us…but curiosity got the best of me!!!!
AAAHHHHHHHH….. im scarred 4 life!!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I thought it was Brooke in both pics at first. It took me a second to realize that the second one is his girlfriend.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Ok, this does look pretty horrible! But, I met her once in person and she was actually really sweet and super cute.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:46 am
That spread eagle shot is not permanently burned into my brain. Her thighs look bigger than her head, and that ain’t cute.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:47 am
My P!ssy was hanging out!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:50 am
JUST SAY NO TO THE VAJ SHOT!!!! WTF is she thinking? *barf*
March 16th, 2009 at 11:57 am
@Kimmy — LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:57 am
The crotch shot is way gross.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I have this theory: If you shaved her head she would look like a British man.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
it took me a minute to realise which was brooke, and i only did so by comparing their outfits. which is really fucked up, because basically, being somewhat used to the hogans, the nature of the kiss in the second picture seemed like typical brooke/hulk behaviour. o.O
March 16th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
That is SO GROSS! Blech!
March 16th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Ugh. I want to punch the whole skank Hogan family in the face. When Rock of Love Bus seems like quality programming by comparison, you know you’ve hit rock bottom.
http://thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com
March 16th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
The very 1st pic is the only one that looks ‘alright’….. I thought the same thing that someone else said, about her thighs looking a little too thick for using the pole… or maybe she just wasn’t any good at it… Looks like she should’ve gotten better at it, before slinging it around in public.. Their whole lil family just grosses me out… I can’t even imagine, if my dad had a girlfriend who looked that much like me! WEIRDNESS!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
ew! which is his girlfriend! they both look like brooke
March 16th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Ewwwww.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
ewwwww.. so sad!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I saw the vid on tmz of this on tmz and I seslt tho she was making out with her dad until I read that it was his Girlfriend.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
She looks like Britney at the 2007 VMA’S only WORSE
March 16th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@ KAIT THE ENTIRE TIME I AM THINKING BROOKE LOOKS JUST LIKE HER MOM SO HER DAD HAD TO FIND A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE LINDA….. HER DAD WAS THERE BECAUSE HES SO EFFIN PROTECTIVE OF HIS DAUGHTER!!!DADDY SHOULD HAVE DRAWN THE LINE ONE THIS ONE BAD I SAY BAD TASTE!!
March 16th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
that is not cute u r fat!
March 16th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Oh my gosh, you guys. I posted a hillllllarious Brook Hogan animated gif of this very thing on my blog this morning and in the process stared at it so long that I started feeling nauseous and had to step outside for some fresh air. Don’t stare at this too long: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=447
But seriously, she’s pretty yecccch.
March 16th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@Kat — LOL! that’s awesome :) glad you didn’t animate the open leg photos … cuz, ew!!
March 16th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
oh gooood, she really shouldn’t be wearing stuff like that.. she’s not exactly like… well gosh, she’s fat.
anyways.. I really shouldn’t have opened this link haha.
March 16th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
What… the… hell….
March 16th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I thought you might have been joking about the similarities Trent… but the only reason i could tell which one was his daughter was that she was wearing that horrid pole getup still… Nast!
March 16th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
How is that not the same person in both photos?! Their hair is identical. That’s just so bizarre & wrong for a man to have a relationship with someone who looks exactly like his daughter!
March 16th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
What gross people.
March 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
You should establish yourself as an artist before you bring the STRIPPER POLE onto the stage. Is she trying to commit career suicide? I wont even comment on that creepy photo of the Hulk making out with his girlfriend (or daughter), or the fact that Broke is all over her dad in booty shorts. :|
March 16th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Oh, come off it. How many girls out there are the double of their mothers? It just happens that genetically that is what Hogan will be attracted to.
Have a read of this, written by someone who knew him, before you slag off the poor man. I bet it actually KILLS him to see his daughter do that.
http://www.brethart.com/bio/columns/tribute-hulk-hogan
March 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I’m putting these pics on my fridge for two months,,,they should bring my appetite to a complete halt just long enough to fit into my swimsuit. YUCK!!!
March 16th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
And she did this little pole dancing thing because???… I had no idea Brooke Hogan decided to leave her singing career behind for a career in the adult entertainment industry!! And someone should give the poor dear lessons before she performs again because in the second pic it looks like she has fallen down and can’t get up…
March 17th, 2009 at 12:07 am
so his girlfriend has long blond har like his daughter so what? you can’t even see her face in the picture so how can you say she looks like Brooke!? besides i think it’s a little better than her mom who’s dating a 19 year old that Brooke attended school with.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Hulks gf is at least in her 30’s and for the record i believe her name is Danielle.?
March 17th, 2009 at 3:21 am
It’s like he’s kissing he’s daughter on the second picture….iek!
And i’m having a hard time, believing that the new girlfriend really loves him. More for the fame if you ask me. Maybe he doesn’t care.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:44 am
when watching the tmz video i thought it was brooke that was french kissing hulk hogan!!! look at the faces in the backround:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/16/brooke-hogan-pole-position/
totally disturbing incestrial almost
March 17th, 2009 at 7:40 am
This is the definition of not okay.
March 17th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Why is she always dressed like a stripper hooch? That is not sexy, it’s trashy. The last pic ( pole shots) she looks exactly like Linda. If Brooke were as tan as Hulk’s girlfriend you would not be able to tell them apart. Gross!
March 17th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
gross!!
March 18th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
when you see a pole you shuld just walk away and not look at it cuz that is really disturbing and if u try this again which u shuldnt u need to cover up !!!!! when i saw this picture it blinded me!!!!!!!! no one wants to see that growss non sence
March 18th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
this is the definition of DISCUSTING!!!!!!!