Man … things move fast for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. Mere weeks after the couple met and started going out, rumors began to swirl that the pair might be thinking of marriage … well, actually, it was reported that Doug had purchased a ring for Paris and was planning to pop the question. Today we learn from In Touch magazine that Doug is now talking about his desires to have a baby with Paris. Um, yeah:

Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”
Lord have mercy on all our souls. While I absolutely support and endorse that Paris and Doug’s relationship together I think I have to draw the line at makin’ babies. First, no. Second, oh my God no! Can you imagine what a child borne of Paris Hilton’s loins might mean for the world? I’m thinkin’ Armageddon. The whole notion of Pug Dilton raising a child together is … frightening. I suppose it’s possible that a baby might help Paris Hilton grow up and mature but is it really worth putting a baby thru the trail and error in the hopes that Paris changes? I realize that this baby talk is prolly coming out just to generate attention but, still, the thought that it might actually happen one day is really, really terrifying. I think I’d rather the Octomom have another litter of babies than let Paris Hilton birth one baby. Oy! What do y’all think … could the world really handle a baby Paris?
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