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As you may recall, Victoria Beckham is featured in the new ad campaign for Emporio Armani Women’s Underwear for Spring/Summer ‘09 and even managed to get her hawt hubby David Beckham to appear in an ad with her (as an added treat, we also got to see a new batch of photos of Becks modeling the new season of Emporio Armani Men’s Underwear, too). Today we get to see a new promo ad for the campaign that features VB bending over backwards to sell the fashionable undies … behold:

She has complained in the past of ‘looking really awful naked’, yet it seems Victoria Beckham can’t resist peeling off when it comes to Armani photo shoots. Reclining backwards onto a bed wearing nothing but skimpy underwear, black stilettos and her trademark pout, this is the ex-Spice Girl’s latest lingerie ad for the fashion giant. In these new pictures, the mother-of-three shows off a considerably more curvy figure than she is usually known for. Her provocative pose, assisted by some clever lighting, shows her toned legs and stomach and rounded bottom as she stretches backwards. The flattering shadows in the photo reveal a body most women would envy. It’s not the first time Posh has peeled off her clothes for Armani – in the past she has joined her semi-naked husband David to advertise the lingerie. It is thought to be part of a lucrative deal worth an estimated £32 million in total. The couple, who are parents to Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, six, and Cruz, three, are promoting underwear from the spring/summer collection for the Italian label. The image is part of a series of shots, largely featuring a solo Victoria, taken by celebrated fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.

I actually quite like this photo … and yes, she does look really toned. She also looks really hungry but, after all these years, I’m pretty sure that is the look she is going for. While I much prefer seeing photos of David Beckham in his undies, I suppose this new photo of VB in her skivvies is a nice harbinger of things to come. Perhaps we’ll be getting more photos of Becks in the Armani undies in the near future? I wouldn’t mind seeing him in pose like this … would you?

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Yesterday was another fun-filled day here in Austin, TX for the South by Southwest music festival … I got to see a few really great performances, including a couple of repeat performances to round out my third day of the fest. Before the fun got underway, I met up with my friend Rachel, her boyfriend Nathaniel and their friend Carey for a sumptuous dinner at Buenos Aires Cafe. The food was amazing but the dessert … omg … was to die for:

My show line-up for last night was made up of Jump Back Jake (from Memphis, TN), Erin McCarley (from Dallas, TX), Javelins (from Detroit, MI), Melissa Auf Der Maur (from Montreal, Canada) and The Von Bondies (from Detroit, MI) … here are a few photos:

The shows were all really great … Jump Back Jake was my fave discovery of the day. Erin was fun to see again and I was really happy to see my Detroit boys the Javelins on stage again. The last time I saw them live they were performing at an arcade/pizza parlor in Toledo, OH a few years ago. My ex-boyfriend Erik is a huge fan of theirs, he’s the one who introduced me to the band. My big show of the night was former Hole and Smashing Pumpkins bassist Melissa Auf Der Maur. I LOVE her to death. Her debut album is one of my faves … she’s been away from music for a few years but she’s back and promises to release a new album this summer. After the jump, check out video of Melissa performing her song Follow the Waves …

• Metallica plays SxSW.
• Nirvana‘s back-catalog to be re-released on vinyl.
• Smashing Pumpkins lose their original drummer … again.
• Ellen DeGeneres to be the second non-Oprah person to appear on the cover of O magazine.
• Motown legends The Miracles are honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
• Lindsay Lohan regrets blogging about her relationship with Samantha Ronson.
• Rosie O’Donnell and Matthew Broderick are 47, Gary Oldman is 51 and Eddie Money is 60 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Gwyneth Paltrow feels guilty about temporarily relocating her family to LA to film Iron Man 2.

Here is this week’s batch of photos sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers who attended parties and/or celebrated the release of Twilight on DVD last night — Christina and her co-workers, who work at the University of Texas, enjoyed a lunch meeting/party to prepare for the DVD release — Brandy and her friends in Augusta, GA send in a pic from their Borders midnight release party … the ladies wore Team Edward, Team Jasper and Team Jacward (for both Jacob and Edward) shirts for the affair — Michelle and Heather send in a pic from the Hot Topic midnight release party in their town — Mallary and her friends in Beaumont, TX dressed up as Twilight characters for the DVD release party in their town — Rachel & Whitney send in a pic with their fun sign at their DVD release party:

So fun! It looks like all y’all had a great day yesterday in celebration of the Twilight DVD release … thank you all so much for taking the time to share your fun pics. Much love to all y’all for the rest of your fun photos … please keep ‘em comin’!! xoxoxo

Britney Spears, who is currently making her way across North America on her The Circus starring Britney Spears Tour, played a show in Montreal, Canada last night and afterward gathered up her posse and made a grand appearance at Tribe Hyperclub to dance the night away. Brit‘s closest friends and associates on this tour — assistants Felicia Culotta and Brett Miller along with her very loyal manager Larry Rudolph — enjoyed the Montreal nightlife with our dear Britney last night … here are a few photos:

As you can see, the nightclub literally rolled out the red carpet for Britney‘s arrival. I understand her troop of backup dancers also came out for the festivities. Last night, Britney sent out a tweet on her official Twitter profile that read:

Went to Tribe in Montreal with the dancers after the show last night. We had a really great time. 2 days off in a row! -Brit

It really sounds like Britney is having a great and safe time on this tour. With so many people who genuinely care about her watching over her, I think she is learning that she can have a good time and not put herself in danger. I still have a few weeks to go before I can see her live in concert on this tour … the anticipation is killing me. I’m glad to hear that things are going so well, tho. I can’t wait to see her on the concert stage again.

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In what could either be described as the best news ever or the most horrible tragedy to befall the sanctity of marriage, it is being reported that Doug Reinhardt is RUMORED to be ready to ask Paris Hilton to marry him. On the one hand, this could be good news because their marriage would keep each of them away from other innocent people. On the other hand, this could be bad news because the thought of Paris getting married is just … wrong. Here are a few pictures of Pug Dilton as they made their way to a club in SoCal earlier this week and the alleged deets of Doug‘s proposal plans:

Doug Reinhardt – who has been dating the hotel heiress since last month – is keen to tie the knot and has asked her father Rick for Paris’ hand in marriage. A source said: “Doug is smitten with Paris and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He’s already found the perfect ring, asked her father for permission and is now waiting for the right time to pop the question.” Doug, who stars in the US reality TV show ‘The Hills’, has spared no expense on the ring and intends to propose in Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont’s Bungalow 3. Doug and Paris – who split from rocker lover Benji Madden last year – recently took their relationship to the next level after he bought her an expensive pet. A source revealed: “Doug bought Paris a $10,000 teacup Pomeranian dog when they were in Japan recently. He went to all her appearances and shoots and would just stare at her adoringly. He says she’s the hottest girl on the planet.” The tiny dog seems to have won animal lover Paris’ heart. The source added: “Paris thinks Doug is handsome, generous and fun to be with.”

LOL! This is so ridiculous … but I really do hope it eventually turns out to be true. As I’ve said ever since the couple paired up, Pug Dilton absolutely belong together. They are so well suited for one another and are each deserving of the other … I really would love for them to stay together forever. How much fun would a Paris Hilton wedding be? Can you imagine how garishly fug the whole affair would be? Rumors of proposals like this very rarely turn out to be true … which is sad … cuz I’d love to see these two tie the knot.

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Courtney Love, everyone’s fave My Space blogger, has posted a new missive on her official My Space blog where she — once again — rails against people she claims are using her daughter’s last name to steal her money … and then she goes on to berate the comments left by her fans and then closes with her take on the state of the current economic crisis in the US. It’s crazy … and it’s classic C. Love. Here is the full text of Courtney Love‘s latest blogpost, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own:

okay class 2 plus 2 equals FOUR
Current mood:idioticindenail

there are 27 TWENTY SEVEN Cobains inthe USA< there are no other people named Kurt and there is certainly not a name "KOBANE" AS IN DAWN CICCONE KOBANE. KAY?
NOW there are NO cobains in Ohio or New Jersey,
ALL of the people show including the 103 year olds ( when theres 50 that means there are tons more we were just looking at Cobains over 100 years of age, there are none so these peopel ALL HAVE PROPERTY< they all own PROPERTY, there are 1000s and 1000s of these using my and my daughters surname ( they have to to purchase the fraudelent property they have to show a forged POWER OF ATTORNEY to some batty old lady in the the county title office are you WITH ME?)

i am fucking SHOCKED to see the STUPIDIDTY of some of your comments. really
"kurt will always be no 1" what the FUCK? are you fucking BRAINDEAD?

Kurt is DEAD. yet he owns under his ssn over 2000 properties, under a few other names even more, do you get it?

they stole HIS money were forced to use HIS surname and bought REAL property

do you UNDERSTAND?
DO YOU UNDERFUCKINGSTAND?

to show you much else would make you start singing i dont know,....Metallica? am i speaking to BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD?
HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK?

ONE?

DO YOU REALISE WE ARE IN A DEPRESSION?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ROCK AND ROLL IS AN INDUSTRY WHERE ALOT OF MONEY GETS STOLEN? ( EG HENDRIX FAMILY 280,000,000$)? DO YOU?

ARE YOU YET UNDERSTANDING THAT THE FAMILY, THE MOTHER, SISTERS, HALF BROTHER AND DAUGHTER OF KURT COBAIN HAVE HAD EVERY PENNY STOLEN AND PUT INTO CRAPPY ASSED PLANNED UNIT SUBDIVISIONS, LOOK AT "CARMEN"

DO YOU THINK THAT THERE IS A CARMEN? IN THE WORLD? COBAIN? THERE IS NOT.

AS STATED THERE ARE NO COBAINS OF ANY VARIANT IN OHIO OR NEW JERSEY,

ARE YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD?

MORTGAGE FRAUD IS A 4 TRILLION DOLLAR A YEAR INDUSTRY,

DO YOU THINK THAT 103 YEAR OLD COBAINS WHO HAVE LIVED AT ONE ADDRESS FOR 103 YEARS EXIST?

do you?

do YOU?

4 TRILLION A YEAR INMORTGAGE FRAUD.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Um ... whut? As best as I can ascertain, Courtney felt compelled to explain, in her own way, that there are people out there using the last name Cobain to buy property and as a result are stealing from her and her daughter … or something like that. As far as C. Love blogposts go, this one is … weird. I’m not sure who she is talking to. She asks, “DO YOU UNDERFUCKINGSTAND?” and I have to say that, No, I do not underfuckingstand … but that’s OK. All of the fun of reading Courtney‘s blog comes from the fact that it generally makes no sense at all — and, once again, Courtney does not disappoint.

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Pop culture artist Daniel Edwards, who previously immortalized Britney Spears giving birth and Hillary Clinton‘s bare breasts in statues of their own, has created a new piece of artwork titled String of Babies in honor of the so-called Octomom Nadya Suleman … behold:

It’s the stuff nightmares are made of, not fit for any nursery… But this collectible rubber toy can be yours for the bargain price of your immortal soul. Daniel Edwards, the artist who brought us Suri’s poop, Britney birthing, Paris’ insides and Oprah’s head-with-dogs, has brought his sculptor’s sensibility to Octomom with his latest creation, String of Babies’, holds a baby bottle upright. The bright pink “toy” features octopuslike tentacles sprouting from a replica of Nadya Suleman’s head and cradling eight little identical baby heads and a baby bottle. No word on which of the eight doll-reminiscent heads are supposed to be Noah and Isaiah, the two Suleman infants who on Tuesday were the first of the eight to be released from Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in Bellflower, Calif. The press release touting the new addition to the creep-out canon deems String of Babies to be in the ironic, in-your-face style of American Gothic—Grant Wood’s much-parodied painting of a pitchfork-wielding farmer and his equally severe-looking wife standing in front of their home. Of course. We’re sure countless cultural histories about String of Babies are forthcoming.

Blah! While the Octomom has become something of a pop cultural phenomenon, I can’t help but think that all of this crazy attention is exactly the sort of thing she relishes. While I don’t necessarily think that she planned on becoming a “celebrity” because of her octuplets (and by that I mean, Nadya Suleman doesn’t strike me as the kind of person to possess intelligent foresight) I absolutely believe that she is prolly loving every minute of all of the attention. Now that she has been immortalized by Daniel Edwards, she joins the ranks of other celebs like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Oprah Winfrey and more as subjects of pop culture who will live forever as art … which, to Suleman, is prolly a very nice perk of giving birth to 8 babies at once.

AND GET THIS … YOU can buy this piece of artwork for a mere $199! What a bargain! Is anyone interested in owning this? Should I buy one?

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Earlier this month Latina.com broke the news that M.I.A. had given her son the very interesting name of Ickitt, news that was met with much discussion from the Internet community. Almost immediately after the news started to make its way around the Internets, M.I.A. posted a very excited message on her My Space blog to vehemently refute that she had named her son Ickitt. Since that time, she had to file a birth certificate for her little guy and it has come to light that she may not have named her son Ickitt but she did name her son Ikhyd — which prolly sounds very much like Ickitt and that is prolly how the original story got started in the first place. Say hello, again, to Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman:

We got our hands on singer M.I.A’s new baby’s birth certificate and, as she disputed on her blog, the baby’s name is not Ickitt. That’s just ridiculous, who in their right mind would name their baby that? The real name happens to be Ikhyd. According to the document, Mathangi Maya Arulpragasam officially named her son Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, common spelling. Another interesting fact — baby faced M.I.A’s birth date is listed as 7/18/75 which makes her real age 33.

Also, it was previous reported that Benjamin Brewer is the father of M.I.A.‘s baby but the father’s name on the birth certificate is listed as Benjamin Bronfman. It’s pretty interesting that M.I.A. made such a big deal about the erroneous reports of her baby’s name when the kid’s real name is very similar to those erroneous reports and prolly sounds very similar. It prolly would’ve been much less of a big deal if she had just made the announcement herself :) In any event, love and congrats goes out — again — to the happy parents on the birth of their new baby Ikhyd.

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