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Earlier this week we saw a few nauseating photos of hot new couple Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt lovin’ all up on one another as they holidayed in Maui, HI shortly after the pair loved up one another in Las Vegas, NV … but, alas, the vacay is over for the lovebirds since they were spotted sucking each other’s faces here in SoCal last night:

Clearly the couple are gunning for most obnoxious couple and are workin’ overtime to steal that title from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. In all honesty, Speidi have chilled out considerably on the ever-present PDA photoshoots and Pug Dilton have stepped in to fill the void. Could there be a feud brewin’? Which would YOU rather see … photos of Speidi lockin’ lips or photos of Pug Dilton suckin’ face?

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Here is our first look of the set of Iron Man 2 that has been released by director Jon Favreau this week. Hot on the heels of the news that both Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson have signed on to appear in the superhero sequel, Favreau released this photo with cinematographer Matthew Libatique on the set of Tony Stark‘s house that is in the process of being assembled for the film:

Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau has released this first photo of himself and cinematographer Matthew Libatique on the set for Tony Stark’s house, which is under construction. The anticipated sequel is scheduled to hit theaters on May 7, 2010.

And here we go … methinks that production and then filming of Iron Man 2 will be getting underway much sooner than we may anticipate. I remember when filming on Iron Man began and then a couple of blinks later, the movie was opening in theaters. Altho May 2010 is still over a year away I know it won’t be long before the finished product is upon us. Remember this first photo, it shant be long until we’ll be seeing much more substantial photos from the set of Iron Man 2.

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Because taxes are due exactly one month from today I kinda had to spend my yesterday gathering together some paperwork to hand over to my tax dude so that my taxes could get sorted out and filed properly. Yeah, it’s never a fun endeavor having to deal with taxes (especially when you owe rather than are expecting a return) but, such is life. As a result, my yesterday was not all that thrilling as I spent most of it going thru paperwork in my office. David and his friend Kurt spent part of the day at the gym (it’s “fun” for them, I guess). Last night, Kurt’s friends Tom and Patrick came by for drinks so that we could all hang out for a bit before dinner. We met up with Josh and Tiago for dinner at the amazing XIV restaurant last night:

I noted that Tony Kanal from No Doubt was dining with Brent Bolthouse on the terrace which was kinda cool. But once the food started making its way to our table, I only had eyes for the sumptuous course after course that we ordered. There was talk of dancing after but, honestly, we stuffed our faces so fully that we were pretty wiped by dinner’s end. It was really great getting to spend time with Josh and Tiago. They make such a cute couple … I hope we’ll get to spend more time together.

I still have some work to get done today and then I have to start packing for SXSW so it looks like another quiet Sunday for me. We’re kicking around the idea of seeing a movie tonight (any suggestions?) … so that might be the extent of our Sunday plans.

• The first of the Octuplets may be ready to go home this Tuesday.
• THIS is what Trent Reznor thinks about ticket scalping.
• Freida Pinto to be the next Bond girl?
• America’s next America’s Next Model auditions turns into America’s latest riot outbreak.
• Action Comics #1 (Superman‘s debut comic book) sold at auction for $317,200.
• Green Day plan to re-release their entire back catalog on vinyl.
• Peace the Spork Out goes to the guy who created Bozo the Clown.
• Eva Longoria Parker and will.i.am are 34, Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 is 37, Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray is 41, Bret Michaels of Poison is 46 and Fabio is 48 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Schools in Japan are now using Nintendo DS video games to aid with learning.

Anyone interested in doing a little bit of sparring today … cuz, it looks like our Hot Dude of the Week is suited up for a bit of one-on-one action for someone who might be interested in a little boxing action. Wrap yourselves up (her hands, that is) and say hello to Ryan:

Normally, I’m not a fan of fighting as a sport … neither the brutality nor the savagery appeals to me … but there is something appealing about a guy like Ryan who likes to wear the garb (and as little of the garb as possible). Altho I’m not all that interested in the sport, I can see how someone might be interested in going 12 rounds with a hot dude like this … wouldn’t you agree? Enjoy!!

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Prince Harry is in the pink these days … but only on his left hand. The young Royal was spotted out on the town this weekend showing off a set of fingernails painted a bright color of pink which, undoubtedly, is meant to spark a new trend amongst the crazy kids in his kingdom … no? Take a look:

Over the years the Royals have entertained us with a variety of style faux pas – but never before has one been seen in such shockingly pink nail varnish. Not one of the men, at least… Prince Harry turned up at Raffles nightclub in London on Friday with the garish varnish on the nails of just one hand, his left. Although the bizarre fashion trend has been sported by celebrities including Al Pacino, David Beckham and comedian David Walliams, guests at the club said Harry’s painted nails were the source of much hilarity and gossip. Whether he had done it to mark Comic Relief day – or even to go with the red striped boxer shorts that poked above his jeans – remained open to speculation. “No one knows why he’d painted his nails and the fact that he’d painted only one hand was even stranger,” one guest told The Mail on Sunday. “It looked most bizarre and Harry seemed a bit embarrassed by it. He kept slipping his hand in his jeans pocket.” Although he was trying to keep a low profile, the Prince’s unusual fashion statement caused him to stand out like a sore thumb. He arrived at the nightclub on Kings Road alone just after midnight and headed straight for the club’s VIP area upstairs. According to sources at the club, the young Royal was escorted into the venue by a Royal protection officer and stopped briefly to chat with Arabella Musgrave, Prince William’s ex-girlfriend. “Harry arrived quite late at about 12.30 and didn’t even acknowledge the bouncer when he lifted up the access rope,” says a fellow guest. “He clearly wanted as little fuss made as possible about him coming to the club so no one knows why he was wearing pink nail varnish. He spotted Arabella across the dancefloor and they chatted for a while, then Harry was shown upstairs. There weren’t many people up there, but he didn’t want to be in the main area. He had some drinks with a few friends and left at about 3.30 in the morning.” Harry, who was drinking Vodka Red Bull and Vodka Apples during the night, will no doubt be removing the nail varnish before he returns to his Army training ground at Middle Wallop, Hampshire, tomorrow morning.

Aww … gotta love Harry for reppin’ the pinkness like a champ. You will note that his lurve for all things pink isn’t merely relegated to his fingernail polish … he’s also rockin’ a pair of pink boxer shorts. Pink is the new Bloke, y’all!

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Yesterday we saw photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and his presumed ladylove Reese Witherspoon enjoying a lovely afternoon of shopping in the very romantic city of Rome, Italy and — ever the exciting jet-setters that they are — today have made their way to the city of lights … Paris, France. Let’s check in with the lovebirds to see how the couple are enjoying their time in the beautiful city of Paris:

Uhhh … yeah, you just know that this is pretty much the relationship that exists between GyllenSpoon. I mean, I bet they have a lot of great times together but … yeah. They look great together and all … and it’s so cool how they fly to the ends of the Earth to be with one another but … yeah.

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Earlier this week new photos surfaced of football legend Joe Montana and his family enjoying themselves while on vacay in Hawaii which managed to pique my interests but not because of Daddy Joe … more so because of Joe‘s son Nate who looked like he was enjoying himself all by, well, himself. Here are a few photos of Nate Montana playing with some balls on the beach in Hawaii this week:

See, just like little Levi Alves McConaughey may grow up to be just like his surfin’ dad Matthew McConaughey so, too, might Mr. Nate Montana follow in his father Joe‘s ball-handling footsteps. But, while Joe Montana may be adept at handling footballs, young master Nate is clearly more skilled at handling all sorts of balls … so, Nate wins! What do y’all think … would YOU like to play ball with Nate Montana? Who’s in?

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Matthew McConaughey packed up the babymama and the baby boy (and brought along some friends) for a trip to the beach in Malibu, CA this weekend to get his son Levi Alves acclimated to dad’s affinity for surfing. Altho the weather wasn’t quite as sunny as he may have liked and the water was deffo not warm enough to enjoy without a rubber suit, it still looks like Matty and co. had themselves a fine time at the beach … behold:

As you may recall, Matthew didn’t waste any time bringing his son to the beach after he was born last Summer but back then the little guy had to be kept secure in a sack. This time, Levi is a bit bigger and can prolly appreciate the outing more than he did before. I’m sure that Matthew will have his boy out and riding the waves with him in no time. Ah, these little buggers grow up so fast … I’m sure it wont’ be long before we see little Levi all growed up and surfing right alongside his hawt dad … possibly showing him up. But, for now, the little tyke is still too small to get his feet wet … but, you’ll see, it won’t be long now.

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Yesterday morning we learned that Lindsay Lohan is a wanted woman in the city of Beverly Hills, CA after the police in that jurisdiction issued a warrant for her arrest stemming from the aftermath of her 2007 arrest for DUI/hit-and-run and her alleged failure to fulfill the terms of her probation. Lindsay‘s lawyer calls this warrant a “misunderstanding” and plans to clear up the whole matter in court tomorrow … but L. Lo‘s drama still managed to lure the police to her amid all of her court drama. Apparently, there was an incident at Samantha Ronson‘s home that resulted in neighbors calling the police to investigate. All the cops found was some broken glass and no one home (altho it is being reported that the girls were, indeed, home and just opted out of answering the door). Linds is taking no chances and is trying to stay out of the sight of the police until her arrest warrant is cleared up so as to avoid possibly getting arrested. Here are a few pics from the dramatic scene at Samantha‘s home yesterday:

Lindsay Lohan is technically a wanted woman, but it’s unlikely she’ll be arrested before her showdown in court tomorrow. As we reported, a Beverly Hills judge issued the warrant Friday after honchos from the alcohol ed program claimed Lindsay wasn’t complying with the terms of her probation. We’re told the alleged violation is not about her using drugs or alcohol — it’s about enrollment in the program… something her new lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, calls a “misunderstanding.” Cops were called to Sam’s home yesterday after Sam and Lindsay got in a nuclear argument. Police went to the door but Lindsay and Sam wouldn’t open it. LAPD sources say they will not arrest Lindsay on the warrant, partly because of confusion over the manner in which it was issued. Lindsay is in hiding now. She won’t go near Bev Hills because cops there will arrest her if they find her. We’re told as of now she won’t appear in court tomorrow morning. That will change if the judge demands her presence.

LOL! I mean, it sucks that Linds is going thru this right now, especially since she’s managed to keep her nose out of trubs for so long, but it is kinda comical that L. Ron‘s drama manages to garner the attention of the cops even when the ladies are working really hard to keep out of sight so that Linds doesn’t risk getting arrested. L. Ron sure know about drama … broken windows, public street fights, arguments on video … at least we know there is passion betwixt the two of them. I’m pretty sure this warrant will be settled in court tomorrow … I doubt Lindsay will be arrested. But, when you’re living La Dolce Vita, I guess you can never be too sure.

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