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The world of celebrity products has just gotten a week bit bigger … after trying her hand at launching her own line of leggings, Lindsay Lohan is now making a foray into the fake tanning market by offering her own fake tanner called Sevin Nyne. Here is our first look at a new promo image for her line of fake tanner … which, I think, is meant to inspire customers to want to buy her product so that they can look like her … you interested?

Lindsay Lohan has branched out in the world of beauty and is set to launch her own line of self-tanning products next month. But the actress has been snapped on more than one occasion sporting terrible fake tan disasters. White feet, grubby fingers and a tell-tale tan moustache have all been seen on the starlet. But the Mean Girls star insists that her range is different from other fake tan products. “I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals,” she told People magazine. Lindsay’s tanning ‘mist’ – Sevin Nyne; a play on her favourite numbers – contains DHA, which is said to tan the skin without staining it. It also contains a list of ingredients that read more like pudding recipe than a fake tan product. Sevin Nyne uses caramel instead of colouring to achieve that golden glow, plus a sugar-coconut base and chardonnay extracts. “Our product has goji berry extract, which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden colour, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious – not like a typical tanning product,” Lindsay gushes … t’s not the first time the actress has put her name to a new product. Last year she launched a range of leggings, called 6126 – presumably more of her favourite numbers. Her leggings sold out in stores in the US, so perhaps she can work the same magic with her tanning products. Sevin Nyne will be available from Sephora.com from April 15 although it is not known whether the product will be launched in the UK.

Look … I like Lindsay and all but … of all the celebrity products on the market that I can’t imagine ever buying, fake suntanner from Lindsay Lohan has to be at the top of the list. I can’t think of anything that is less appealing. Sure, her new promo pics for this product are kinda okay but even they aren’t good enough to convince me to try her product. Is any of this working on you? After the jump, check out one more promo pic used to promote Sevin Nyne to see if you are further inspired to smear that orange Lindsay Lohan glow all over your body …

While new couple Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt — recently dubbed collectively as Pug Dilton — are enjoying their latest vacay together in Hawaii right now, new personal photos of the pair’s other recent vacay in Las Vegas have made their way to the Internets — oh happy day! And, yep, you guessed it … there’s a lotta spit swappin’ to behold … so, behold:

Blech. I know, I know … I really can’t complain when I’m the one posting the pics but I figure … since I already saw the photos myself, why not share the experience with all y’all … that way we can commiserate together. Well, OK, that isn’t really true … Pug Dilton are so good together … it’s not really all that terrible seeing them together (it’s their carnality towards one another that is a bit trying) since they are so well suited to one another. Doug gets a bump in his celebrity quotient (Z+ at least) and Paris gets another person to pay attention to her … win-win! I’m sure there’s more to be had from these two in Hawaii but this look back at their tender love in Sin City seemed worth sharing. You know you love me ;)

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Hold the phone … waitaminute … what? E! News‘ Marc Malkin is reporting that he is hearing that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have broken up again! As you may recall, Mayerston decided to call it quits back in August after a couple months of canoodling … but then they got back together right around John‘s birthday. Since then, the couple have been going pretty steady … all thru her new movie promotion and up until the very high profile Academy Awards. But, if Malkin‘s sources are to be believed … the couple’s on again off again relationship may be off again:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits. That’s the rumor I’m hearing. A source says that the pair’s on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week. “He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source said. Aniston’s rep did not immediately comment. Mayer’s rep declined to comment on the singer’s personal life. And what are their friends saying? One pal warns that we shouldn’t be quick to assume the two are through for good. As we know, this wouldn’t be the first time they’ve gone their separate ways. Aniston recently opened up about love and romance to the U.K. magazine You. “Who ever said that every relationship has to last forever? That’s hoping too much,” said Aniston, who turned 40 exactly a month ago. “I think every relationship is a world unto itself.” As for finding the perfect partner, she said, “I don’t have one and I don’t think it exists.”

HMMM … I can believe it. Malkin goes on to report that Jen is headed for an extended stint in NYC to film a new movie with Jason Bateman while John is staying here in SoCal to work on his next album. It makes sense that the couple might call things off for a while … and either get back into it again in a few months or go their separate ways. I don’t know why but I kinda like the idea of Mayerston together. It’s nice to see Jennifer Aniston smile again like she means it … you could see that when she was with John. I’m not entirely willing to stick a spork into Mayerston for good just yet … but I can believe that they might be on a break. Heh … which is so kinda funny if you think about it (and are a fan of Friends) … unless John has random sex with some chick and then, yeah, you know the rest. What do y’all think … do you think they’re dunzo … and for good?

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