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Blah … the new romance between Paris Hilton and her new love interest Doug Reinhardt looks like it’s still very much in full effect … the pair were seen exiting the new Hollywood hot spot My House earlier this week hand in hand:

But it’s what went on inside the club that really horrifies/terrifies/scares the living shizz out of me. After the jump, see just how much Doug appears to lurve Paris Hilton — BE WARNED: the photo is not for the faint of heart …

After a pretty nasty divorce a little over a year ago, it would seem that ex-couple Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are lookin’ to get hitched once again. As you may recall, Travis and Shanna started getting closer again after

Alas … it appears that Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s constant attempts to make it as a big name movie star continue to fall short of her intended goal. SMG‘s new film Possession, which was to be released in theaters has been demoted to a straight-to-DVD release hitting stores on May 12:

20th Century Fox Home Entertainment has announced that they will bring the Sarah Michelle Gellar film ‘Possession’ to Blu-ray on May 12th, day-and-date with the DVD release. Technical specs have yet to be announced at this time, though you can expect the typical 1080p AVC and DTS-HD Master Audio treatment from the studio. Special features have also yet to be announced at this time, but we expect to hear more soon.

Sad. It’s such a shame that SMG decided to end Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s TV run because she wanted to make movies … and this is what’s become of her movie career. I don’t know why but she seems to keep making the same shitty horror film over and over over again. First there was The Grudge, then The Grudge 2, then The Return, then Possession … it’s like her movie career is stuck on repeat. Here’s hoping her other film scheduled for a theatrical release, Veronika Decides to Die, makes it to the big screen. You know … a bet a big screen adaptation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (well another one with 100% less Luke Perry) would deffo make it to theaters. I’m just sayin’.

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TMZ is reporting that Coolio, née Artis Leon Ivey, Jr., was *just* arrested at LAX Airport when he tried to board a Southwest Airlines flight and got caught with crack cocaine on his person as he tried to make is way thru security. Apparently, Coolio lost his cool and tried to get physical with the security personnel … and he is currently being booked by the cops right now. He’s busted, y’all:

TMZ has learned Coolio has just been arrested at LAX for possession of crack cocaine. We’re told the rapper was going through a security screening to get to his Southwest Airlines flight when a screener found crack cocaine on his person. Sources close to the situation tell us Coolio — real name Artis Leon Ivey, Jr. — got physical with the screener at some point during the incident. Coolio is being booked by LAX police right now.

Damn. Well, crack is whack … and if you’re dumb enough to use it, you’re prolly dumb enough to think you can sneak it by airport security and prolly deserved to get busted for your dumbness. Just say no, folks. See what using drugs gets you?

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Today is going to be a pretty great day … this afternoon, David and I are planning to see Watchmen (since I opted out of seeing it at midnight last night) in the middle of day to avoid the crush of movie-goers who will be showing up at around the 7 o’clock hour … but that ain’t even the best news. Tonight, I’m meeting up with my friend Gillian and we are going to the Catalina Jazz Club to see Lynda Carter perform live in concert:

For those of y’all who aren’t aware, Lynda very famously played Wonder Woman on the TV series of the same name in the late 70′s and early 80′s … and was my first love ever:

Without going into my crazy childhood fandom, let me just say that Wonder Woman was the first woman I ever wanted to marry. I was 5 and I was sure that she would be my wife. As y’all are well aware, my life didn’t really turn out that way but I still have a deep love for WW and Lynda Carter herself. To be able to see this woman live and in person — singing — is a treat I never knew I’d be able to have. I understand that she is releasing a new album and is doing some shows here in SoCal and in NYC to promote it. Honestly, she could just sing the phonebook (to borrow a phrase from Paula Abdul on American Idol) and I’d be thrilled. I’m hoping against hope that I will be able to meet her tonight … if I get a photo with Wonder Woman, I’ll die. Period.

Soooo exciting.

Other than that … the sun is shining, the rain is gone for good and life is good. Happy weekend, y’all!!

• Chris Brown celebrates his case postponement with a night of partying.
• Lauren LC Conrad reveals that she’s been living a double life.
• The new Star Trek trailer looks great, sounds like The Dark Knight.
• Madonna teams up with Christian Audigier for a new line of tacky clothing.
• If the movie studio had their way, THIS is the Watchmen we might’ve gotten in theaters this weekend.
• Oprah Winfrey finally shares her O magazine cover … with First Lady Michelle Obama.
• Marriage equality is coming to Vermont.
• Broadway hottie Cheyenne Jackson does Ugly Betty.
• British Prime Minister Gordon Brown thinks that California’s Prop 8 is unacceptable.
• Rosario Dawson does Complex magazine.
• Purple is not a good color for some people.
• Lindsay Lohan is a quick change artist.
• Click HERE to watch the extended scenes that will be included on the Twilight DVD.
• Bubba Sparxxx is 32, Moira Kelly (The Cutting Edge, One Tree Hill) is 41 and Ed McMahon is 86 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• The 2008 PaleyFest: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reunion Panel is now available for the low, low price of $19.95.
• Daft Punk to score the soundtrack for the upcoming Disney Tron remake.
• Fresh from her return from paradise, Amy Winehouse is charged with assaulting a fan.
• The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame opens a new Bruce Springsteen exhibit.

Zac Efron is featured in the new issue of Elle magazine where he talks about things as varied as Leonardo DiCaprio and condoms from his mom … tho the two subjects are not necessarily related. You may recall that last December we saw a photo of Zac posing with a fan inside a store that sells adult products … well, his mom also so those pics and decided to lend a hand with his sexual awakening. Here are a couple of photos of Zac Efron making his way out of his humble abode yesterday morning, casually flipping his hair in the warm SoCal sunshine which kinda has nothing whatsoever to do with his Elle mag interview … but are fun to look at nonetheless:

On sitting next to Leonardo DiCaprio at a Lakers game: “We talked the whole game, and he was just everything I thought he would be: smart, levelheaded, charming, hilarious. You know, the older-brother vibe. That sounds so cheesy.”

On choosing his roles: ‘I’m going to make as many light hearted movies as I can. Every time we started a new High School Musical movie, I wanted to keep that kid inside of me alive.”

On the photos taken of him and girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, in what appears to be a sex-toy shop and the Christmas present he received from his mother after the rumors hit: “My mom is like, ’Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop? ‘I was like, ‘Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.’ She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like ‘I knew you were being sexual!’ But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”

Aww, what a good mom. Whether or not Zac is actually doing the nasty with Vanessa Hudgens (I kinda smell a Jiley situation between Zanessa as well) I think it’s great that Mama Efron is advocating safe sex for her son. I wish more parents would do the same … for the health and safety of their kids. But I digress … flip that hair Zac! If that’s how you get that sexy hair look, then flip away!!

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Vicki B. wasted no time after getting word that her husband, David Beckham, would be staying in Milan, Italy for a couple extra months as she was seen all suited up in her infamous Inspector Gadget-inspired travel uniform making her way thru LAX Airport to make her way to Milan:

And about 10 hours later, she was seen making her grand arrival in Italy after her long flight. I’m a bit mortified for her that she had to be photographed wearing the same outfit getting off the plane that she wore getting on the plane (tho, I’m even more mortified for her thinking she looks good in this outfit in the first place). Clearly, she is lookin’ to give Michael Jackson a run for his stylish money. It kinda feels to me that VB would’ve made her way to Milan sooner if it weren’t for those pesky birthday parties she had to throw for her children here in SoCal. Such an annoyance. Well, she’s back with her hubby now … hopefully the next pics we see of her will be overshadowed by Becks‘s overriding hawtness/normal dress.

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Last month we learned that musician M.I.A. who performed on the Grammy Awards on her due date gave birth to a baby boy and a few days after we got our first look at the little darling. At the time, no name was revealed … until now. Latina.com reports that M.I.A. opted for a baby name that is more of the Zuma Nesta Rock variety rather than the Samuel Sammy Kai … ie. the kid’s name is a bit weird:

We’re big fans of M.I.A. at the Latina offices. BIG fans. We love her so much, we even thought her outfit at the Grammys was awesome. So we just had to share the news when we found out the name of her baby son with fiance Benjamin Brewer. He was born February 11, just days after M.I.A.’s Grammy performance, and his name—which we have to admit, has left us scratching our heads—is… Ickitt. Yes, you read right. The boy’s name is Ickitt. And as a result, Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam takes the cake for coming up with the most original celeb baby name ever. Did you expect anything less? Congrats, M.I.A.!

Well … to be honest, I kinda expected that M.I.A. would choose a more unique name rather than a traditional name like John or Joe. As far as I can tell from my limited research, I don’t think that Ickitt shares his name with anyone else which is prolly what M.I.A. was going for. In any event, Much Lurve and Congratulations goes out to M.I.A. and daddy Benjamin Brewer Bronfman on the expansion of their family. Welcome to the world, Ickitt!

UPDATE: M.I.A. has updated her official My Space blog with a post refuting that she named her son Ickitt … she writes:

BABY NAME!

MY BABY IS NOT CALLED ICKITT, PICKIT OR LICKIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL THE HOLLYWOOD PRESS. HES A BABY , HE DONT NEED PRESS! I DIDNT RELEASE THE BABY NAME BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NEWS!!!! BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH SOMETHING NEWS WORTHY SOON , TILL THEN GO PICK ON APPLE, SATCHEL AND MOON UNIT. LOTS OF LOVE STICKIT!!

LOL … you gotta love this chick! She rules … and I’m happy to know that her beautiful baby boy will not go thru a life with a name that rhymes with kick it ;) I hope we do learn the baby’s name eventually … but when Mama M.I.A. is ready :)

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“Feel the power! You see the energy”

Great news for Justin Gaston — 20 year old underwear model and manfriend to 16 year old Miley Cyrus … all of his pandering to the Cyrus family has finally paid off — homeboy scored his FIRST magazine cover! Tho, this mag, Electric Youth!, is prolly not the sort of mag that the überreligious Cyrus family might readily approve of … especially considering … oh, just see for yourself:

Celebrity magazines have been reporting that Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’s 20-year-old model boyfriend, has moved into the Cyrus family home so that dad Billy Ray can “keep an eye on him.” But it seems the young fella has been slipping out of the compound. Away from the Disney-sanitized environment that attends a hit commodity like “Hannah Montana,” young Mr. Gaston is getting quite the reputation for racy photo spreads. First came a series in the Spring 2009 issue of V Man, an edgy men’s fashion magazine which posed him awkwardly straddling a tennis net and grabbing his crotch.

For a reminder of those hawt VMan magazine photos, click HERE.

Now he is on the cover of the even more avant garde Electric Youth! magazine, a frankly homoerotic remix of the teen-mag Tiger Beat genre dedicated to up-and-coming male models. (Although the new issue does also feature a handful of young female models, including Dakota Johnson, the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.) Electric Youth! (or EY!), named after the Debbie Gibson hit, is the brainchild of a Madrid-based creative director named Luis Venegas. Each model is interviewed in the style of a teen idol and the text, in contrast to the revealing photos, is positively restrained. Gaston is only referred to as Miley’s “best friend,” for example, and the aspiring musician is allowed a generous plug for his MySpace demo page. Dakota Johnson’s famous parents aren’t even mentioned. EY! does not have a web site and you won’t find the ad-free mag on news stands. Although it nominally has a US cover price of $18, in reality it is stocked by only a few trendy European boutiques or distributed privately among the fashion media. Which is probably just as well, since if he saw it Billy Ray might wonder why Justin’s red Speedo had to be quite so tight.

Actually, I understand that EY! is sold at American Apparel stores (which kinda makes sense) and it does have a website at ElectricYouthMag.com. Personally, I’m very intrigued to see what other photos of Justin Gaston might be hiding inside this particular issue of the magazine. Truth be told, the young man on the cover of this magazine does not strike me as the type of gent who would be interested in a romantic affiliation with someone like Miley Cyrus. I’m just sayin’. That being said, I can see how someone like the young Miss Cyrus might not even be aware how telling a photo like this of her manfriend Justin Gaston really is … in fact, I could see how she might giddily want to tack up a photo like this in her bedroom so she can moon over his beauty whenever she likes. HMMM. Yeah, I just really can’t see this Jiley thing being the real deal … but I sincerely doubt that anything will change between them. Their union has proved to be a boon for his modeling career. I wonder what magazine covers the lad will score next?

After the jump, check out a fun blast from the past video that goes along PERFECTLY with this post …