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Yesterday we saw photos of Madonna and her reported much younger paramour Jesus Luz stepping out together on the snowy streets of NYC on their way to a quiet date together. It would seem that Madonna is not the only member of her family that is a fan of playing in the snow. Here are a few photos of her youngest child, David Banda, having the time of his life with his nanny as the pair played in the freshly fallen snow in NYC’s Central Park yesterday afternoon:

Aww … he really looks like he is having a blast. It’s too bad his mommy’s friend Jesus couldn’t come out to play with him … after all, David and Jesus are much closer in age (and maturity?) than Maddy is to the lad … but I guess he had other things to do. I don’t suppose they get much snow in Malawi so yesterday’s outdoor excursion was prolly one of David‘s first experiences with the white stuff. As much as I kinda loathe the snow, I’m glad to see that little David enjoys it so much. Honestly, he can have it ;)

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A shady-looking character was spotted milling about outside Britney Spears’s New Orleans, LA hotel late yesterday that, at first, looked to me like a questionable degenerate … and then I realized that it was her former husband and current leech Kevin Federline:

As you may recall, Britney‘s people had to strike a deal with K-Fed in order for her to be allowed to bring her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, on tour with her … a deal that resulted in more money going into K-Fed‘s pockets AS WELL AS an all expenses paid vacation that allows him to follow Britney while she is on tour. With all that moolah that is being paid to him in this deal, the least you think he could do was spend some of it on suitable clothing. Blah! I’m sure we’ll be seeing much more of The Federline as Britney makes her way around the country on her new tour. Unfortunately, this scenario appears very similar to the last time she was on tour … Spederline met while she was on her Onyx Hotel Tour in 2004. Very fortunately, I don’t think these two will end up together like they did the last time. Thank the gods for small miracles.

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Last December, we learned that an altercation of some sort took place during the taping of the reunion special for Rock of Love: Charm School that pitted host Sharon Osbourne against contestant Megan Hauserman. At the time, Megan alleged that Sharon grabbed her by the hair and pulled & scratched her … she even showed off her scalped weave as proof. In January, VH1 aired the reunion special and showed the altercation (tho, heavily edited) which also included Sharon dumping a drink all over Hauserman … before she proceeded to seemingly whip the poor unsuspecting girl’s ass. As a result of this incident, Megan Hauserman has just filed a civil lawsuit against Sharon Osbourne and is asking that a jury be allowed to determine her damages:

Sharon Osbourne has been sued by the woman she attacked on her VH1 reality show, “Rock of Love: Charm School.” Megan Hauserman claims Sharon went ballistic during a taping, punching and grabbing her by the hair and refusing to let go, and scratching her to boot. Osbourne opened the can of whoop ass after Megan told Sharon she was famous only because she managed a brain dead rock star. In a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Hauserman is suing Osbourne for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress.

After the jump, check out the legal paperwork that was filed by Megan in LA court yesterday and see the charges leveled against Sharon spelled out in full …

Today’s the day, y’all!! Britney Spears makes her long-awaited, much anticipated return to the concert stage as her new concert tour The Circus starring Britney Spears officially kicks off its first performance in New Orleans, LA TONIGHT! Britney‘s tour bus rolled into town over the weekend and the final preparations were taken care of yesterday ahead of a huge dress rehearsal which took place last night. Britney‘s friends and family are excited for her new tour but I suspect not quite as excited as her legion of rabid fans (me, included). Here are a few photos of some of the tour prop promo items that have been unpacked in NoLa ready for our dear Britney‘s return to the concert stage:

On Tuesday, Britney Spears will kick off her anticipated Circus tour in New Orleans surrounded by fans – and touched by the support of her family. “I am so excited for her, and I wish I could be there,” Spears’s aunt, Linda Ann Brandon-Kjos, tells PEOPLE. “All the family is there and supporting her. I’m sure that she is going to be just fine. I think it is going to be something really special.” After spending the weekend with family in Kentwood, Spears, 27, has arrived in New Orleans in advance of her show at the New Orleans Arena. The singer’s set-list, which was revealed Monday, shows that she’ll perform a mix of old and new hits. Spears, who is the new face of Candie’s, also released a short video preview of the concert on her Web site, with a longer version on the Candie’s site. Sources close to the pop star have said that she has been working hard preparing for the show, which will include a three-ring circus set-up and magic tricks. While expectations are high, some in Spears’s inner-circle have expressed some hesitation – even nerves – about her return to the stage. “[Her family] is worried that this might be too much pressure for her,” says a family friend. “Is it too soon? It wasn’t that long ago that she was falling apart and now the pressure is on and it’s a lot.” Adds the family friend: “It’s hard because she is such a pleaser and has always worked hard. When she was younger, she was a perfectionist and went over and over things in her routines to get them just exactly right. She says she is ready, but who is she doing this for?” One possibility: Her fans. And they are excited about the shows. “A lot of people got tickets really early,” Travis Bergeron, 24, a New Orleans resident, and Spears fan, tells PEOPLE. “I’ve got seats on the eighth row right above floor level. One of my friends knew I was obsessed and got me tickets as a Christmas gift. I’m a huge, huge, huge Britney fan.”

Personally, as a huge Britney fan myself, I don’t feel that she needs to prove anything to us or to anyone else. That being said, I am really thrilled that she feels confident and ready enough to hit the road again. While I am glad that she is hittin’ the concert trail again, I truly hope she is really taking on this huge endeavor for herself. Whatever the reason, I cannot wait to see the show for myself!!!

In other great Britney news, we learned yesterday that Candie’s has selected Britney Spears as their 2009 Candie’s celebrity spokesmodel. After the jump, check out a couple of new promo pics released by the company of Britney in her new role as Candie’s Girl …