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Yesterday we saw photos of Madonna escorting her children, Jesus Luz included, to the Kabbalah Centre in NYC for an evening of Sabbath worship celebration but it appears that that was not the only outing that Madonna & Child spent in each other’s company. Here are a few photos of Madge and Jesus as they stepped out last night to enjoy a quiet date night together in snowy NYC:

AWWW, don’t they look cute together. You gotta hand it to Madonna, whether or not she and Chuy are seriously together (or seriously pulling our collective chain), the pair do make a handsome couple. Just think, a few months ago Jesus Luz was a totally unknown model in Brazil prolly living out his existence with all the normalcy that we enjoy on a day to day basis … then, one day, Madonna herself plucks him from obscurity and enlists his aid in either fulfilling her romantic needs or fulfilling her publicity needs … in either case, the attention is a BOON for the formerly unknown Jesus Luz. Lawd, I just love watching these two do whatever it is that they do. I gotta admit, I really love that Madonna at 50 is still as virile as Madonna at 25 … which is good, cuz she’s gonna need to keep up with this little scamp Jesus who is a mere 22. God bless Madonna & Child … here’s hoping the entertainment never ends.

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Gwen Stefani spent another weekend in the fun company of her children Kingston James McGregor and Zuma Nesta Rock as mother and sons were spotted enjoying some playtime together with some fun balloons at a park in Beverly Hills, CA. Here are a few photos of Gwen with her sons enjoying one another’s company and all the fun and excitement that balloons can offer:

But, alas, the outing wasn’t all fun for little Kingston James. According to TMZ, he had a run-in with a “known local bully” who proceeded to start an altercation with little Kingston and put a damper on the day’s fun. After the jump, check out a photo of the kiddies roughhousing together …

Billy Ray Cyrus, the father of 16 year old Miley Cyrus responsible for hooking her up with her 20 year old manfriend Justin Gaston, was spotted posing for a few photos in Malibu, CA this weekend where he was proudly showing off his shiny crotchrocket motorcycle toy. White tank top t-shirt, ripped jeans, no socks … Billy Ray was totally in full effect during this impromptu photo session for the paps:

LOL! I love that Billy Ray just decided to pose for the assembled photogs in order to show the world what a classy guy he is. I mean, the ensemble alone tells the tale … you throw in the Suzuki motorcycle and, well, what else is there to say? It’s pretty amazing how a white tank top t-shirt can look so good on one man and yet, so tragic on another. You gotta admit, these photos really do seem to adequately represent a man who thinks it’s a great idea for his 16 year old daughter to date a 20 year old man. Seriously, these photos absolutely break my achey-breaky heart … and they make me want to poke out my eyeballs. Oh Billy Ray, sometimes you make it so easy.

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As they say, all good things must come to an end … such is the case for the extended Caribbean holiday that Amy Winehouse has been enjoying on the isle of St. Lucia. After one last horseback riding excursion on her last day in paradise …

… Amy packed up her shizz and finally said goodbye to the vacation home away from home that has been her home base for the last 2 months. Here are a couple pics of Amy fresh off the plane and already seemingly back to her old self again and back to the personal drama that she had left behind:

Amy Winehouse jetted back to London this morning after her two month ‘holiday’ in St Lucia. The troubled singer arrived at London’s Gatwick Airport looking distressed and jetlagged after the nine hour flight. In contrast to the shorts, bikini top and naturally curly hair Amy had been sporting in the Caribbean, the star was back in her London pop star guise in skin jeans, ballet shoes and her signature beehive and heavy eyeliner. Her miserable appearance at Gatwick comes just hours after she was photographed happy and smiling in the Caribbean sun as she larked around in a pair of flippers. Amy’s return to Britain comes just days after her estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil was released from jail. The 25-year-old singer is said to want to give their marriage another try, despite the former music video assistant insisting divorce proceedings are still going ahead. His mother Georgette Civil said Blake has been “hurt and humiliated” by Amy and claims she cheated on him twice during his spell behind bars. Georgette tells The People: “He feels very let down by his wife and he’s proceeding with a divorce, Amy has behaved like a trollop. Since his release there has been no contact. Blake realised the marriage was doomed some time ago and I don’t believe Amy will get round him now. I never want him to go back to her. It would be bad news. He’s divorcing her because she cheated on him and the sooner the marriage is over the better.” Amy is alleged to have cheated on Blake twice – with her manager’s former assistant Alex Haines last year and with aspiring actor Josh Bowman in St Lucia over Christmas. In an interview last month, Amy admitted she had ‘forgotten’ she was even married. She said: “Our whole marriage was based on drugs anyway. He looks like me – a right mess. Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead.” After Amy was photographed cuddling up to handsome Josh, 21, she admitted she had a romance with him. Shortly after Amy was pictured with Josh, Blake started divorce proceedings on the grounds of adultery. Her father Mitch Winehouse said: “I had to call Amy before she heard about it from someone else. She asked me, ‘Daddy, why does he want to divorce me?’ I said, ‘You know I don’t like him, but I have to admit that your behaviour with another man is not what marriage is all about.’” Georgette has denied reports Blake is now dating German model Sophie Schandorff, 22, after she was spotted with him outside a Suffolk prison last week. Sophie has been a regular visit to Blake in prison and often attended his court hearings when Amy wasn’t there. Georgette insisted Sophie and Blake were just close friends, saying: “Blake’s been a bad lad when it comes to drugs but he hasn’t once cheated on Amy. But he’s not got another woman – absolutely not. The last thing he wants right now is another relationship. All Amy’s done is cause him grief” … Speaking about his impending divorce from Amy, Blake said: “It’s all going ahead – but I don’t really know what will happen. It’s just nice to be on the outside again. Now I am going to get over my drug habit.” Amy and Blake married in Florida in May 2007, just weeks after she dumped live-in boyfriend Alex Claire. After Blake’s arrest in November, it means the couple have spent just six months of their 21 month marriage together.

Blah! I had hoped that the poor dear had gotten rid of those soiled and nasty-lookin’ ballet flats … coupled with the beehive and the thick eye make-up, it really looks as if Amy Winehouse never left her crazy life in London at all. While I doubt she was a saint while she was away in St. Lucia, it really looked to me as if she were getting her life back in order. I fear that now she is back home in London, she’ll return to the crazed life she led before she jetted off to the Caribbean. I sincerely hope she doesn’t revert to the reckless and dangerous behavior that threatens to end her life. I think it’s a great idea for Amy and Blake to call it quits … for the sake of each of them, they prolly need to not be together anymore. I guess we’ll see what Amy‘s life will be like now that she’s back at home in London. I, for one, am pulling for her to get her life back on track. Here’s hoping she learned something about living a normal and CLEAN life while she was away on holiday.

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