What’s That Bump, Reese Witherspoon?

Is there something GyllenSpoon isn't telling us?
February 8th, 2009

Here are a few new photos of Reese Witherspoon out in Venice, CA this weekend with her paramour Jake Gyllenhaal … and as you can tell by the first photo, she was sporting a very suspicious bump in her tummy region. Now, I’m not saying that she’s pregs or anything … but a photo does speak a thousand words … take a look:


Now, I have to state for the record that this suspicious first photo could be nothing more than a bunched up sweater … but I would be remiss if I didn’t at least post the pics for y’all to see and judge for y’allsselves ;) GyllenSpoon lunched at AXE restaurant before doing a bit of shopping on Abbot Kinney Boulevard. The couple were NOT seen looking at maternity wear or anything like that but … well … celebrity baby bumps are very much in vogue these days. Here’s hoping this “bump” turns out to be nothing at all. I’m not sure how I would react to the news of a baby GyllenSpoon on the way.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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47 Responses to “What’s That Bump, Reese Witherspoon?”

  1. Lolly Says:

    She’s giving birth to SOMETHING. If that’s just a bunched up sweater, then she’s gonna be the proud Momma of a new baby cashmere, cause chica is DEFINITELY incubating.

  2. Sassy K Says:

    Trent – I had a hard time understanding your issue with GyllenSpoon until I found out that John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are dating. Now I can relate. Now I totally get it. I’ll keep my fingers crossed that this isn’t a bump if you return the favour by thinking break-up thoughts for John and Emily (I don’t even like typing “John and Emily”. Barf.)

  3. jj Says:

    I just think it’s a bad angle…. I would love to see a baby from those two though. It would be sooooo !

  4. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Sassy K — :) I’m with you on this ;)

  5. gabzilla Says:

    “I’m not sure how I would react to the news of a baby GyllenSpoon on the way.”
    - hahahah im dying laughing over here.
    hopefully this is just a false alarm because we dont need you to have a conniption

  6. lyndyloo Says:

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    it can’t be!
    not content with turning him into the most boring man in Hollywood, she had to trap him with a baby.
    booooo :(

  7. Presley Says:

    Gyllenspawn!!!!

  8. Amy Says:

    Maybe photoshop or super big lunch, def not bunched up sweater.

  9. Jenna Says:

    That is most definitely not a bunched up sweater! She’s hiding something under there!

  10. zelda Says:

    thats is definitely a prego belly….my friend has the same exact one!

  11. Liz Says:

    Once you try to get past Reese’s unbelievably ugly outfit, Trent, the odds of Reese having Jake’s baby are the same as her having your baby. I know that you’ve never swallowed the phonyspoon PR romance, please don’t say you’ve gone over to the other side. You were one of the few bright lights who didn’t push the Jake is straight BS.

  12. psychic hotline Says:

    She’s a fatty. He’s not into vag. Chances of a baby are slim to none.

  13. Lov ya Says:

    Just to give you all the heads up. The belly is not the first body part that gets enlarged when one is preggers. Those globes are still rather flat.

  14. pooneck Says:

    right on, lov ya. my thoughts exactly. her chest is nearly flat. the first thing to get bigger are the hooters. then the belly follows several months later. the pic is a bad angle and it looks like her sweater is bunched up. oh well. they would have cute kids. maybe some day, just not within the next nine months.

  15. jen Says:

    How does this ugly little lawn gnome get such good looking men?

  16. Bridget Says:

    NO NO NO.

    The great Gyllenhaal will NEVER procreate. He’ll just clone himself into millions of life-size copies of himself so everyone have have one, and so achieve world peace.

  17. MK Says:

    Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the sexiest men in hollywood….i want them to break up

  18. Nikki Says:

    The great Gyllenhaal will NEVER procreate. He’ll just clone himself into millions of life-size copies of himself so everyone have have one, and so achieve world peace….

    I enjoyed this comment Bridget:)

  19. Avi Says:

    Jake is sexy sexy, but does anyone else think his face is a bit ‘odd’? Not conventional, which is why he’s hot. Reese has millions, landed Ryan and now Jake, and seems like a really nice person. That takes you farther in Hollywood than huge boobs and a 90 lb body.

  20. PixieBassline Says:

    I have to disagree that your chest is the 1st place you get big, when pregnant…. That’s NOT true with EVERY body.

  21. Tracy Says:

    I think she is just bloated….it can make you look 3 months pregnant..trust me Ive been there.

  22. Heather Says:

    no one has pointed out how adorably cute her already existent ninos are…i really don’t think jake would procreate them like that. no offense he’s hott but ryan just…iono he’s sexy.

  23. HK Says:

    Suspicious for sure…had that bump twice myself….her crossed arms are definitely resting on something. and boobs are not the first thing to pop people – come on. She’s already had two children keep in mind, and after the first, the belly pops out faster than the ta-ta’s do.

  24. Lin Says:

    Trent, just want to thank you for not automatically assuming that Reese is preggo. You’re the tops, T.

    (This is why I come back to PITNB, instead of those others mean blogger kids’ sights!)

  25. Tiffany Says:

    Hmmm looks pregs…… and ITA, I sure as heck didn’t get a visit from the boob fairy with either of my pregs *sigh* lol

  26. Lov ya Says:

    Reese is NOT inseminated. If you look back at pix of her taken over the last couple of years, she gets this look every once in a while, probably at that time of month, or maybe when she eats spicey food, etc. She’s a little pouchy in the gut. Most women in her position would have the surgeon pull it in, but she’s chosen not to. Maybe because she’s planning on having more children. Maybe because she’s afraid of the knife. Whatever. (And ta-ta’s swell up right away no matter how many babes you’ve had. It’s often what gives you the first clue. Boobs swell so fast that they itch.)

  27. Lov ya Says:

    P.S. Yes, Heather, those kids of hers are beautiful.

  28. the truth Says:

    i’m disappointed that he would mess around with this divorced mother of 2 when he could be banging hollywood’s elite. she’s prolly just fat, i don’t know why ppl hated on jessica when her stomach didn’t even stick out like that.

  29. Christine Says:

    noooooooo!
    Jake is not gay and he has not impregnated Reese. He is waiting to fall in love with me!!!!

    Anyway, he is pretty, she is pretty , at least they would have pretty babies, right? right?

  30. Erin Says:

    Hmmm…looks VERY suspicious to me! I would love to see what a Gyllenspoon baby would look like!!!

  31. uffda Says:

    that’s a food baby…

  32. halifaxhoney Says:

    I don’t think she is pregnant. I think since she has had children she has a little pooch. There have been some other pictures that show it. Also could be the angle and the way she is standing. That said there isn’t anything wrong with her choosing not to have surgery to fix that. I think Reese looks great.

  33. B Says:

    I have seen side pics of her when her tummy was not poochy at all. I don’t think this is the result of having two kids either. Something is up with this, not sure what. I am concerned about how her chin would look in the midst of Jake’s gene pool…….hrmmm. No. Hopefully, this is not what it looks like.

  34. Claire Says:

    Funny, I saw a paparazzi picture of them dining while gazing lovingly at each other. They were splitting a bottle of water poured into wine glasses. I THOUGHT that looked odd!

  35. Aidan Says:

    Right. Gyllengay knocked up my beloved Reese. That was just after he knocked up Blanche Deveraux. “It looks like a perfume sample!” “Put it behind your ears, Rose.”

  36. annie Says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  37. debho Says:

    lmao @ Presley.
    I’ve had 4 kids and I think she looks pregnant. Though she’s popped out pretty quickly…didn’t we just see her out walking in scimpy exercise gear?

  38. chick Says:

    TRENT,

    LOL! Seriously,I think she was just caught farting. I mean like really blowing out a loud one. Like she inhaled and set it loose. The question should be, did anything die around her when she set it free? I don’t think she’s pregnant, she could be considering she had two kids.

  39. JJ Says:

    I would not be surprised if she was pregnant because celebrities getting knocked up is the thing to do these days but I don’t think this picture proves much. That could’ve just been a big lunch. Honestly, when I was prego I can’t remember having much of a bump until 4 or 5 months…

  40. Wendy Says:

    I don’t think she is pregnant. For some reason, knowing she is a southern girl, I just don’t believe she would have a baby without being married. She just comes across as that kind of girl to me. Unless is was an accident!!

  41. Elle Says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it’s true.
    Wendy, Reese was pregnant with her first child with Ryan before they got married. And lets be real here. It’s freakin Jake Gyllenhaal. I’d give that guy my virginity in a heart beat and I wouldn’t even care if he didn’t call me the next day.

    John Krasinski and Emily Blunt? Double NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Blah Girls! Says:

    More cute celeb bbs!

  43. Not So Glamorous Says:

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  44. Tanya Says:

    Look, I’m just happy the boy cut his hair…and yeah, they’d make cute babies! =)

  45. Mrs Luz Says:

    I might cry.

  46. Pam Says:

    oh please let it be fat let it be fat let it be fat!!!!
    Her kids are gorgeous because daddy is a FILF!
    Look at her moving away from his face in the first pic, she doesn’t deserve such a hottie!!! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I second that mrs luz (for jesus? I second that too hahahaa) I want to cry!!!

  47. Megan Says:

    honestly i think that first one is photoshopped. Cause its definitely not a bunched sweater thats for sure. and in the other pics it doesn’t look at all like theres that big of a bump cause her sweater hangs kinda loose, just looks like she ate a big meal in the rest of them.

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