Feb 4, 2009
Tom Cruise Gets Half-Nekkid In Brazil
I'll pass

Earlier this week we saw photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Brazil and we got an eyeful of Tom‘s bulging muscles that couldn’t help but show thru his very tight, very thin sheer shirt. Yesterday we saw photos of Katie and daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise enjoying an afternoon away from Tom‘s watchful eye (but, alas, the ladies weren’t able to make a successful getaway). Today, the best photos yet … Tom Cruise — shirtless by the pool, behold:


And by “best”, I mean “UGH!” I had a feeling that Tom‘s penchant for the sheer shirt might lead to something along these lines. Surely, one cannot fault him for disrobing in order to enjoy the lovely Brazilian sun (or for sucking in his gut cuz he knows he is being photographed) but … the mere thought of Tom Cruise in any state of undress is … unsettling … which is why I’m making all y’all endure my unsettlement along with me ;) Tho, I must confess, there was once a time when the sight of a mostly nekkid Tom Cruise wasn’t a scary thing … quite the contrary. At any rate, I understand that TomKat have already left the country and, presumably, are fully dressed once again. And for that, we give thanks.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

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17 Comments. Add Yours

  1. Cherrylips says:

    To creepy to ever be hot

  2. ju-ju bean says:

    Okay – so I’m deffo not feeling Tom lately. But I guess you can give him some credit for maintaining some sort of fitness. No? I think the first picture is “Oh, there are the paparazzi, better suck in my stomach!” While the second picture looks like, “I can’t hold it in any longer, (exhales), phew!”

  3. Pam says:

    ewww..poor katie.

  4. Cherrylips says:

    Oh damn I mean TOO

  5. Joey says:

    I don’t think he looks bad at all, especially for a 40 something. And creepy? He definitely doesn’t look creepy. Oh, how the world loves to exaggerate.

  6. Ju says:

    Cocktail was on TV the other day, and, I must say, ole Tommy Boy was lookting very hott back in the day. Now, he looks like my mid-life crisis dad who tries to work out, but can’t ever get the 6-pack he once had back and goes to the tanning bed to look youthful again. We are onto your game, Tom…don’t even try…

  7. Avi says:

    Someone’s had some lipo!

  8. daniel says:

    I love tom!!! he is soo hot!!!! I love older guys!!! :) he is real hot!!! So many haters out there… :) he looks good for his age way good… most guys younger then him around the world dont have half a body like tom!!! :)

  9. Lana says:

    I used to be so in love with him. He still has a very sexy face. Love that man <3

  10. Connie says:

    Leave my man alone :)

  11. Phil says:

    I’m about his age and I think he looks damned good.

    What’s with this hateful nonesense by Ju?

    “Now, he looks like my mid-life crisis dad who tries to work out, but can’t ever get the 6-pack he once had ….”

    What are you suggesting? All men over 40 should let themselves go to shit like Val Kilmer and Charlie Sheen? I think Tom’s doing an admirable job keeping in shape.

  12. Aidan says:

    As painful as this is to admit, he looks good not only for his age, but for myriad ages. That aside, the man is certifiably bonkers and the thought of him in any state of undress makes my sacred no-no area give notice, shrivel up and go into hibernation. Looks creepy? No, the man IS creepy. Makes you wonder where all those thetons are. *shiver* I know Katie had his poster in her room when she was 12 or whatever, but what’s the cost of living your dream? HE’S EATING HER SOUL!

  13. Marnie says:

    Ewwwww, the only thing worse than his half-nekkid body is ALWAYS having to see his face!

  14. Rachel says:

    I think he looks good. Still crazy but looking mighty fine.

  15. Joey says:

    Come on guys, he couldnt possibly be sucking his gut in THE WHOLE TIME he was by the pool.. that is just impossible… I think Tom still looks good for his age

  16. Rico says:

    He’s 45 plus. I’d love to see how good any of you younger people look and if you’d even look half as good. I go to the gym all the time and lots of teens and 20 somethings look like shit, fat out of shape and ugly to boot. Crazy and look good or quasi-sane and fat?

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