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A couple of days ago we learned that a new male enhancement product called USA Selikon is being marketed and sold in China using David Beckham‘s likeness and today we learn that the unauthorized sex products bearing Becks‘ sexy face doesn’t stop there. Long Life brand condoms is another unauthorized product being marketed and sold in China that very boldly features David Beckham on the product packaging … behold:

A brand of condoms named after football ace David Beckham has taken the Chinese contraceptive market under its sway. Although the Beckham contraceptive is not being endorsed by the former England captain himself, its makers claim that the users will score in the bedroom like David does on the pitch. This brand now sells more than any other brand in the country. Chinese fans of the LA Galaxy soccer star, however, want the marketing of these condoms banned. “We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here,” the Sun quoted one as saying. Beckham’s agent Simon Oliveira said: “It’s not an official brand.”

LOLOLOL! All you have to do to have the most popular brand of condoms is to put David Beckham‘s face on the box and VOILA! Brills!! So sexy men in China pop a couple of David Beckham-branded USA Selkon capsules to get their “enhancement” on and then they can slip on a David Beckham-branded Long Life jimmy hat and they’re ready to party like our dear Becks. Absolutely brills! No wonder they’re able to sell so much of these products. And look, the Long Life condoms now contain “less lead and toxins” … why wouldn’t you want to use these condoms? I can’t wait to see what other Chinese sex products decide to slap David Beckham on the packaging or in their advertising.

BTW, anyone out there know how I can get my hands on a box of the Beckham condoms?

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