Katie Holmes & Suri Go For A Walk In Brazil
Plot escape?
Here are a couple photos of Katie Holmes and her robotic daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise taking a break from Tom Cruise as they strolled together on Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil yesterday (you may recall that TomKat are in South America to do some promo work for his new film Valkyrie) … and it looks like they tried to make a break for it:
I don’t believe that little Suri is programmed for escape cuz … well, her little robot legs didn’t let her escape. I understand that Xenu-lovin’ friends of Tom jumped out of the bushes with nets and dragged gently encouraged Katie and Suri back to their pen hotel room. Ah well, better luck next time!
[Photo credit: Splash News]
LOL! That’s too bad, so close, maybe next time! :P
In the first pic Suri looks like the girl from the Ring. hehe. Poor Katie and Suri- they will get away one day.
Dude, bag on Tom and Katie all you want – Lord knows they deserve it. Even though you’re mostly kidding, leave poor little Suri out of the mix. That child can’t help that her parents are nuts and completely disconnected from reality.
This girl is only three and has more money than most of us on this site..sad, huh? Prob millions in her account already. Katie made a huge mistake once she took Tom’s Cocktail in her LOL…not because of Suri, but just because he’s made her a FREAK.
Oh Trent, even if she escapes…you know Tom has implanted a tracking device. :P I hope Tom and Katie make sure to protect Suri’s skin from the sun…looks like she’ll burn easily. Get her a hat!
@Trent—- Seriously!! (you got that caption entirely right)
Lol @ avi; my question remains though… What of those rumors that she is actually chris kline’s kid?
I hardly call made up bullshit by conspiracy starved dopes online “rumors”. Klein was out of the picture before Tom because he was a immature pig who dragged out the engagement & there is no proof otherwise. Suri looks like BOTH her parents . GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
TRENT GROW THE HELL UP ALREADY!! Stop insulting & attacking a toddler.
Trent you are too funny!! I laughed my ass off!!
I think you ought to give that little girl a break. You’re being too mean, Trent. I would expect you to be a little more humane too, considering the fact that scientologists are highly marginalised just like how homosexuals are. You know how it feels like to be treated unfairly so I just think you should be less hypocritical and more humane. Thanks.
If $cientologists are “marginalised” it’s because they are a bunch of money-grubbing psychos. Homosexuals can’t help being gay, but $cientologists CAN leave the cult. Notice that I said “cult” and NOT “religion.” Thanks
and by the way, why is Katie always in that poor girl’s face? Every picture taken of the two shows Katie’s herpes-infested face positioned like two inches away from poor little Suri’s. That kid is going to have some serious mental issues.
Trent we love you and your captions. If the “others” don’t, get over it and move on to a different blog!!
Cult or religion, who are you to say? You think you know it all but you don’t.
It’s because of you Western people that the world is being slowly destroyed today. You rob people off their riches and then you happily leech of them. So, I wouldn’t expect you to think logically and humanely and neither would I expect you to hold a logical conversation.
Besides, I was talking to TRENT. Not you, Kelly.
And to Cornflakes, if you’re going to be so judgemental about people’s way of life and beliefs, I don’t see how you can accept homosexuals without being a hypocrite. Unless you’re one yourself.