Has Madonna Gotten Jesus To Convert To Kabbalah?
It would seem that Madonna has been able to do the impossible. With just her wiles and influence, she appears to have gotten Jesus (a staunch Christian, natch) to convert to the mystical sect of Judaism known as Kabbalah. I bet his heavenly father is gonna be pissed. Here are a few photos of Madonna, with her son David Banda in tow, making her arrival at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC yesterday afternoon and of Brazilian model (and rumored boytoy) Jesus Luz doing the same … but separately — to throw us off their plan:
Model Jesus Luz added fuel to the rumours of a relationship with Madonna, when he accompanied the singer and her adopted son David Banda to a Kabbalah meeting yesterday. The couple arrived and left the centre separately, no doubt in a bid to hide their budding romance. A dinner à deux, just a few days ago, left us little convinced by their efforts though. And if images from a photo shoot in December for hip US magazine W are anything to go by, the pair are already on very friendly terms. That’s more than can be said for Madonna and her estranged husband Guy Ritchie, who are said to be at loggerheads over where their sons are to be raised. The Lock Stock director has been championing a British education, while Madonna, 50, claims it was part of their divorce settlement for the boys to be based in New York with her. It emerged yesterday that they have already been enrolled in schools stateside. Meanwhile Guy is said to be concerned over Madonna’s near-naked poses with her new boyfriend, Brazilian model Jesus Luz, in America’s W magazine. “Guy is concerned the kids will get teased and he thinks it’s tasteless that she’s flaunting herself with another man all over a magazine,” the source adds.
HMMM. First Maddy introduces Jesus to her children, then she indoctrinates him to her religion … it sounds serious, y’all. I’m not really sure why Madonna & Child are putting on a show by arriving at the Kabbalah Centre separately, as if they each decided independent of one another to go to a Kabbalah meeting. They might as well share cab fare, they ain’t foolin’ anyone. At 22, Jesus appears to be a very impressionable young man … being allowed to “hang out” with (or in?) Madonna is prolly a very heady experience. He is, most likely, in a position to be molded by her in any way she desires, according to any whim she may entertain. I suspect that as long as Madonna is interested, we’ll be seeing poor little Jesus Luz following her around like an enamored puppy begging for attention. Lord have mercy!
[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]
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February 15th, 2009 at 11:19 am
First everyone needs to understand the reason its so easy to get people into Kaballah( besides for the fact that Madonna is into it of course:) Kaballah is not at all like Scientology for one, two, Kaballah has alot to do with Christ, The Bible, all of those teachings. In fact thats mostly what its about. But most of all Kaballah gives you great advice( no charge) on understanding things like life and how you fit into this amazing thing of energy and the universe. It helps you make sense of confusion and turn into positivity. Look at Madonna, shes more sucessful than ever. It really is a positive thing. Of course all orginizations add business into the mix, but its alot more interesting than that. Im not in Kaballah, I just know this from going to their website over the years.
February 15th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Let’s cut to the chase. Madge is pissed off that Guy Ritchie had the NERVE to divorce her. Nobody dumps Queen Madge and her gargantuan ego. That’s the only reason she’s fighting Guy regarding the custody arrangements for Rocco and David. Anything to stick it to her Ex-husband.
February 15th, 2009 at 11:27 am
“He is, most likely, in a position to be molded by her in any way she desires, according to any whim she may entertain”.. well isn’t that part of our fantasies from time to time? hahahaha. I know mine is. As long as they are both getting something out of this it’s just fine to me. Jesus is definitely not a victim here, I’m sure he gets a kick out of spending time with madonna, a lot more mature and wise than those chicks he would spend time with in brazil, and the exposure is doing wonders for his career so I don’t think Jesus thinks he is going to marry madonna, heis just enjoying the ride.
And… how many times have we followed men like enamored puppies begging for attention? It is only fair they get to do t every now and then.
February 15th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
is that not the most FUG hat Madonna is wearing? hahah………as for the conversion, eh, to each his/her own…..;-)
February 15th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Religion seems to take up alot of time … I couldn’t be bothered with all those meetings.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:07 am
You’ve got to pray if you want to play, Jesus!