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Halle-freakin’-lujah!! Matthew McConaughey has FINALLY gotten back into the habit of taking off his shirt in public … a practice that he used to be very fond of ON A DAILY BASIS back before he got all grown-up and father-like. Matthew and his babymama Camila Alves (and presumably their son Levi Alves) made their way to Brazil this weekend and almost immediately upon arrival, Matty stripped off to the waist and hit the beach to soak up the sun:

Now that’s a sight for sore eyes. I cannot believe that it has been so long since we’ve gotten to see the half-nekkid Matthew McConaughey that stole our hearts all those years ago. Sure, we got to see some shirtlessness last summer whenever Matthew went surfing but … he really has gotten all conservative since becoming a father. Pshaw. Whatevs. Who knows how long this half-nekkidness will last, I guess we should enjoy it while we can. After the jump, check out a few more photos of Matthew and his toplessness as he gets in a little work out on the beach — you’ll be happy to know that he is still very bendy …

Amy Winehouse continues to enjoy her very extended vacay on Paradise Island in St. Lucia in the tropics of the Caribbean but has managed to relatively stay out of trubs. For the most part, she’s managed to remain totally clothed (unlike her previous incidents of nekkidness) and hasn’t been seen begging for alcohol for weeks now. Good on her! She has expanded her modes of entertainment, tho … apparently taking up horseback riding:

Lord, I love this hot mess of a trainwreck … even moreso as she sits astride a cute horsey. I understand that Amy is scheduled to perform at the Coachella music festival here in SoCal in the coming months but my guess is that she will stay right where she is until she absolutely has to leave. I don’t blame her … it looks as if she’s been having a ball and even at her worst down there, she’s been nowhere near as messy as she tends to be when she’s home in London. I still contend that Amy should stay in St. Lucia for a long time … if not the rest of her life. She’s been thriving down there — she’s been horseback riding, for Pete’s sake — mebbe it’s her best shot at a nice long, healthy life.

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After all the Oscar trophies were handed out at last night’s Academy Awards (actually, some folks didn’t even wait ’til all the awards were handed out … some showed up at the party before the Oscars were even finished), a who’s who of Hollywood A-Listers made their way to the Sunset Tower to party the night away at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party which was hosted by Graydon Carter. Folks this is THE party to go to if you are “anybody” in Hollywood. Here are a few pics from the red carpet arrivals last night:

I gotta say … I was very bummed to see that Madonna showed up at the VF party sans her much younger beau Jesus Luz. I was really hoping she and her boytoy would walk the red carpet together and set the gossips afire with her brazen brash & sassiness. Boo. On the plus side, tho, Jennifer Aniston was happy to cozy up to her beau John Mayer for the cameras … tho, the couple did not make a scene on the red carpet in full view of all of the cameras … they saved their canoodling for inside the shindig. While many folks make the rounds on Oscar night and hit up as many parties as they can, the folks who get an invite to the Vanity Fair party make sure to make an appearance and some end up staying all night long … it’s that good. I’m sure a great time was had by all … now that we’ve got the 81st Academy Awards in the can, I’m sure many folks were rearin’ to get to the celebratin’ (or the drownin’ ones sorrows in free booze … like Brangelina). See, there really ain’t no bizznazz like showbiz.

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The 81st Annual Academy Awards were given out at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, CA last night and pretty much everyone on Earth tuned in to watch the show … or, at least, they should have because last night’s Oscars were the most entertaining of any show in recent memory. A bunch of tweaks to the traditional format, coupled with an energetic and engaging (ie. HOT) host conspired to give us, IMHO, THE best Academy Awards ever. Here are a few photos from the red carpet arrivals last night:

God bless Brangelina, they showed up to last night’s awards with the biggest smiles they could muster to try and show the world that they were honored “just to be nominated” because, judging by their collective track records during this year’s awards show season, they knew they were going home empty-handed … which is exactly what ended up happening by night’s end. Sarah Jessica Parker looked like a DREAM in that beautiful dress … it was a little Carrie Bradshaw but she pulled it off wonderfully. Generally, I was quite pleased with what I saw on the red carpet … Sophia Loren didn’t scare the hell out of me until she showed up on the Oscar stage to present her award. In HD, she was not treated too kindly.

For me, tho, the big star of the night was Hugh Jackman. He really turned in an amazing performance and totally made the show. His opening number (and subsequent numbers, I must add) really showed that there is life yet in the old Academy Awards and they are worth watching:

I was also very impressed with the way the Academy chose to honor the acting nominees by having former winners in their categories come on stage to say nice things about them. I know I was touched by some of the nice things said about the actors who were nominated this year … I can only imagine what an honor it was for the nominees to hear those same things being said about them, to them. I hope they will continue to honor the nominees in this way in future shows … it was my second favorite thing about the show after Hugh‘s job hosting.

And how about those winners! I think everyone was pretty surprised by that “shocker” of a winner. After the jump, check out some photos of some of the winners posing with their shiny new Oscars and read about what went down last night — oh, and watch Hugh Jackman‘s amazing Oscar opening one more time — it’s deffo worth it …