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Sorry news from the world of Hip Hop … Kevin Federline, former husband and current leech of Britney Spears, is working on a new rap album to unleash upon the world — and, this time, he’s getting help from some pretty serious masters of the game. What a cruel, cruel world we live in, y’all. Not only do we have to contend with some more PopoZão bullshizz from the wannabe rapper but we have to deal with the fact that K-Fed has enlisted Bone Thugs-N-Harmony to help him with his album. This is truly a sign that the gods must hate music:

Kevin Federline is set to team up with hip-hop musical act Bone Thugs-N-Harmony for his upcoming studio album. In regard of the collaboration, one of the group’s members Layzie Bone says, “As Bone Thugs N Harmony with a brand new platform, we’re coming to show everybody what type of real hitmakers we are.” Layzie further notes, “We’re gonna make a multi-platinum album and party with the paparazzi. We coming to prove y’all wrong TMZ! Kevin Federline is gonna be platinum when Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is done with him.” Kevin meanwhile says to “appreciate these guys coming and looking at this project for what it is.” Music producer LT Hutton, the same man who made music for Tupac Shakur’s 2006 record “Pac’s Life”, says that Kevin and Bone Thugs are right now working on a song called “Paparazzi Music.” The track will be “a soundtrack for when you’re chasing people down” when it is finished, so he claims. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony have been rumored to work with Kevin Federline in his new album earlier this month. Though admitting to have been involved in “business conversations,” Krayzie Bone stated at that time the necessity of listening to Kevin’s music first before deciding to do “something with him.” Kevin has so far released one studio album titled “Playing With Fire” in 2006. Though listing his ex-wife Britney Spears as a featured guest, the album unfortunately failed to chart, only peaking at number 151 on Billboard Hot 200.

I can only come to the conclusion that K-Fed was able to pay enough money to get Bone Thugs to work with him, that’s the only scenario that makes sense. Which, in turn, means that Britney Spears is actually paying for this collaboration to take place. Cruel, cruel world. While Bone Thugs-N-Harmony are not mega Hip Hop superstars, they do have some caché and their name does mean something in the rap game … I’m not sure if their reputation is strong enough to weather this collaboration with K-Fed but they are clearly going into this collabo with their eyes wide open. My fear is that Bone Thugs will basically become a joke after word spreads that they are working with the likes of Kevin Federline. Honestly, I thought for sure we had heard the last of K-Fed, the plain white rapper … it would seem that I was wrong. I doubt that any collaboration can help K-Fed become a serious name in the rap game … but he does have balls for continuing to press forward with his ridiculousness. After the jump, check out a video of K-Fed and the Thugs confirming and discussing their plans to collaborate …

Here’s a casting news update from the world of Twilight. Earlier this week we heard that, due to manager Guy Oseary‘s involvement as movie producer, Madonna might be appearing in the upcoming Twilight sequel New Moon … in some capacity. While it was reported that her association with the film may be limited to just appearing on the movie’s soundtrack, there were whispers that may also appear in the film as a character as well. Today, we are hearing that Maddy will deffo NOT be appearing IN the film but will, more likely, have a song on the soundtrack:

Madonna may not be seen in “New Moon” after all. Citing on a source close to the production, Entertainment Weekly reported contrary to the circulating rumors suggesting that Madonna will make an appearance in the”Twilight” sequel, Summit Entertainment have no plans in bringing the “Evita” star into the project. Though slamming the casting rumor, the trade hinted on the possibility of her making a contribution to the sequel’s soundtrack. “However, because Madonna’s manager, Guy Oseary, is a producer on the project, there is some talk of her providing songs for the sequel,” EW’s report read. Still, it should be noted that no deals have been set in stone so far on the matter. An adaptation to Stephenie Meyer’s second novel of her “Twilight” series, “New Moon” will be directed by Chris Weitz and penned by Melissa Rosenberg. To see the return of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautner and other original stars, it will be filmed in mid-March in Vancouver before moving to Italy in May.

And Twilighters the world over heave a collective sigh of relief. Judging by the response from just the Pink readers, I don’t think that anyone thought that the idea of Madonna starring in some way in the upcoming Twilight movie was a good idea … at all. I, personally, believed that she would most probably get a spot on the movie’s soundtrack … but it wasn’t unfathomable for me to see her secure a tiny cameo spot in the film as well … mebbe as an elder Vampire who exclusively feasts on the blood of much younger men, of the Latino variety. That’s a role that I think she could really sink her teeth into. Ah well. And so, New Moon is saved … for now.

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Well, at least we know that *someone* may be interested in purchasing some of Michael Jackson‘s old, unwanted and tacky items that are to go on sale next month at auction … it would appear that Kanye West is very interesting in co-opting MJ‘s old “military” look as he took it upon himself to carry the Jacko fashion torch at the Alexandre Herchcovitch Fashion Show at NY Fashion Week last night … behold:

On the plus side, Kanye did get rid of that ridiculous mullet hair’do he was rockin’ at the Grammy Awards a couple of weeks ago … and I suppose one could give him snaps for his bold fashion risks. I dunno how anyone can wear a heavily ornamented jacket like this one and NOT expect to get labeled as a Michael Jackson wannabe. The look just looks silly on anyone but Michael Jackson … and on him, it the look comes off as funny — it’s lose-lose all around. I’m sure Kanye West thinks he is breaking boundaries and is pushing the fashion envelope with this outfit … personally, I just think he looks bad — and not in the good way. Ugh. Sooo horrrible.

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Michael C. Hall, who stars as Dexter Morgan — the serial killer with a heart of gold — on Showtime‘s Dexter, was spotted doing a bit of serious shoe shopping here in SoCal this week. Here are a few photos of the usually shy and oftentimes invisible Hall checking out the selection at Mephisto shoe store in Beverly Hills, CA:

I gotta say, I really love seeing Michael C. Hall out and about here in SoCal. He is very rarely seen in public so it’s always a treat to catch him in the act … of, well, anything. As some of you may recall, we learned early last month that Hall and his Dexter co-star Jennifer Carpenter (who plays his sister Deb Morgan on the show) were secretly hitched on New Year’s Eve. Clearly Michael and Jennifer do not need to be joined at the hip now that they are married as it is plainly clear that Michael enjoys shoe shopping on his own. I’m not entirely sure which pair of kicks he settled on but I’m pretty sure the folks at Mephisto made sure to get the guy a killer deal. What, is the joke too obvious?

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