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So … a mysterious email made its way to my inbox from an anonymous sender that came with an interesting document attached to it — a supposed scan of the winners list of this year’s Academy Awards. Now, I don’t buy that this list is actually genuine … but, in this day and age of leaks and spoilers, I guess you can never be too sure of anything:

Just in case this list turns out to be the real thing, I’ll keep the spoilery info behind the cut. After the jump, check out this supposed leaked document that lists the winners of the 81st annual Academy Awards …

Duffy and Kings of Leon were the big winners at the 2009 Brit Awards which were held at Earls Court in London, England last night bringing home a total of five awards between them. Coldplay, who were nominated for 4 awards, were the Brangelina of the awards show as they went home empty-handed. Sad. In happy news, Kylie Minogue played host to the Brits last night and, I understand, managed to do a pretty nice job … and also managed to show off 6 different outfits thruout the night … as should be expected from any respectable fashionista. Here are a few pics of some of the Brit award winners last night and some info on what went down last night:

Soul singer Duffy and US rockers King of Leon have triumphed at the Brit awards in London, taking five prizes between them in the biggest night of the year for British music. Elbow were named best British group, beating Coldplay whom they will support during a North American tour this year, while former The Jam front man Paul Weller was crowned best male solo artist. Rapper Kanye West was named best international male solo artist, Katy Perry won best international female solo artist and Iron Maiden — currently on a world tour — were crowned best British live act. Welsh singer-songwriter Duffy was close to tears as she accepted the award for best British album for “Rockferry”, the biggest selling debut album in the world last year and the winner of a Grammy earlier this month. “I can’t tell you what this means after five years, thank you so much,” the 24-year-old said. She was also named best British female solo artist and British breakthrough act, while Bernard Butler won the award for best British producer of the year for his work on “Rockferry”. Kings of Lean frontman Caleb Followill paid tribute to his British following as he received gongs for best international album for “Only by the Night” and best international group. The singer, whose band has enjoyed much greater success in Europe and Australia than in their native United States, said: “If it were not for England, Kings of Leon would not be a band… You created Kings of Leon, so good luck getting rid of us” … Pop group Girls Aloud won the award for best British single for “The Promise”, which was chosen by a live public vote on the night, prompting delighted bandmember Sarah Harding to exclaim: “It’s about time!” Girls Aloud, Duffy, Kings of Leon and boy band Take That all performed live, with Take That descending on the stage in a cloud of smoke and green lights to screams from adoring fans in the audience. Also on stage were the Pet Shop Boys, who won the Brit for outstanding contribution to music. Joined by Lady GaGa and Brandon Flowers from the Killers, they performed a medley of their best-known hits from “West End Girls” to “Always on My Mind”. Coldplay left empty-handed despite being nominated for four awards, apparently cold-shouldered by their home fans despite winning three Grammys this year.

HMMM … a shut-out for Coldplay. Could this be the beginning of the end for them? I am glad to hear that Duffy won so many awards. She is such a talent, I’m really pleased to know that real musicianship still matters at these award shows. I have yet to jump on the Kings of Leon bandwagon but I understand they are very popular with the kids these days. I might have to get their album to see what all the hubbub is about. While I wasn’t able to watch the Brit Awards myself, I did manage to watch a few of the live performances online. The Pet Shop Boys/Lady Gaga/Killers collabo was really very fun. After the jump, check out the mash-up performance of all of their biggest hits …

Yesterday we saw photos of Vicki B. as she breezed her way thru NYC to make a brief appearance at NY Fashion Week before packing up her shizz and headin’ home to be with her children. Altho VB didn’t make too much of a splash in NYC this week, she did take some time to sit down with New York magazine’s fashion director Harriet Mays Powell about her latest collection of dVb dresses. Here are a few screencaps from this new interview:

Victoria Beckham sat down with Harriet Mays Powell to talk about her new line — when she says that seeing her designs on a rack next to YSL is “more exciting than having a huge album,” we totally understand. She also introduces us to “Sucky, Sucky” dress and claims to do the dishes in a gold minidress. See? Posh is fun!

Wonder of wonders, the interview actually proves that VB is kinda, sorta human. After the jump, watch the clip in full …

Another thrilling season of Dancing with the Stars is nearly upon us and just weeks after the list of celebrity contestants who have signed on to compete for the Dancing with the Stars Championship title we get our first look at the promo photos of all of the contestants paired up with their professional partners. As I’ve mentioned in seasons past, I am not a fan of the show … but I do tend to have a favorite or two that I tend to root for on the sidelines. This time around, I’m throwing all my support around the fabulous Lil’ Kim:

Kim is paired up with professional dancer Derek Hough … and they will face 12 other pairs of contestants when the next season of Dancing with the Stars hits the airwaves next month. After the jump, check out the rest of the promo pics of this seasons stars and their professional dancing partners …

Suri Holmes-Cruise became a princess for a day this week when her parents, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, took her to the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World in Florida and let her loose upon the park. Little Suri was allowed access to all of the Disney characters who were clamoring over one another to have their photo taken with the little robot. Here are a few pics of the Holmes-Cruises (including Connor Kidman-Cruise) as they enjoyed all the wonders that the Magic Kingdom has to offer:

Being the daughter of one of Hollywood’s most well paid actors certainly has its perks. And toddler Suri Cruise was enjoying the benefits of it during a family trip to Walt Disney World in Florida. The two-year-old, who was dressed as a princess for the occasion, looked to be having a magical time as she was treated to a very personal meet and greet with her heroes Mickey and Minnie Mouse while her doting parents Tom Cruise, 46, and Katie Holmes, 30, looked on. The Cruise family skipped the queues at the theme park and spent time with a number of characters including Cinderella – much to Suri’s delight. The toddler, who has become something of a fashionista despite her tender years, looked adorable in a blue ball gown and bare feet and was all smiles during the trip which was a Valentines Day surprise for her and her mother from film star Tom. Katie opted for a more casual look for the occasion and was sporting a striped top and jeans. Before the trip Cruise admitted that he had some special treats up his sleeve for his 30-year-old wife and would provide “a lot of surprises for her throughout the day.”

Aww, so precious. It really looks like Suri had a great time. I understand the only snafu came when the family rode the It’s A Small World ride and Suri got lost amongst the other animatronic children. Because it was very difficult to find Suri in the midst of all the other adorable little robots, they had to shut down the ride to find the little doll. I believe she was found hiding amongst the Tahitian robots. In any event, it appears that the entire family had a great visit to Disney World … clearly evident from the smiles on all of their faces. See, even robots need to vacation every once-in-a-while.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

Last night I met up with my friends Kirsten, Amber and Adam for a fun night at the movies so that we could all see Coraline in 3D. I was able to see the movie on opening night but neither Kiki, Amber or Adam had been able to see the film just yet so I INSISTED that we all go and see it before it is no longer available to be seen in 3D. Here is a fun, yet dark pic of the four of us with our fun 3D glasses on:

The movie was just as much fun as the first time I saw it and I really must implore YOU ALL to see this film in 3D while you still can. Once the Jonas Bros. movie opens in theaters, Coraline will no longer be shown in 3D … trust me, this is one film you cannot miss seeing in 3D.

Oh, and I suppose I should expect some good-natured ribbing for the Michael Jackson-esque Diesel jacket I wore last night … especially in light of the Kanye West post I published earlier today ;) Trust me, my jacket looks much flier in person :) Flame on!!

Tonight, David and I are going to a screening in Santa Monica and then we’re meeting up with my friend Mike for drinks afterward. I am very happy to report that the sun has returned to SoCal … and it is glorious! I need to get out there and soak it up.

PS: I have to give a HUGE shout-out of LOVE to my old HP laptop which I abandoned about a year and a half ago when I purchased a shiny new Sony VAIO … because my Sony got effed up really bad last night (making it unusable) I’ve had to resort to using my old laptop to get work done today. Thanks to its resilience and the ability of the Firefox add-on Foxmarks to emulate my bookmarks on all of my computers, I have been able to function completely today. I just wanted to mention this as a lesson to all y’all. It makes REAL SENSE to back up your information on multiple computers and to HANG ON to your old comps if you get new ones. My good ol’ computer (that I named Chloe after the character on 24) saved my ass today and will continue to save my ass until I fix my new computer. Back-up your shizz, y’all … trust me, it comes in handy sometimes.

• Kate Winslet says she’ll go nekkid no more.
• Ang Lee to bring Life of Pi to the big screen?
• Dolly Parton gets axed from the Hannah Montana movie.
• Suge Knight pleads guilty to assault against his girlfriend.
• Roseanne Barr takes on Chris Brown.
• Playboy mag for sale?
• Same-sex kissing in High School Musical 3???
• A Heath Ledger tribute in the making.
• Um, what?
• Pamela Anderson doesn’t know when to quit.
• Alyssa Milano gets red hot on the red carpet.
• Anderson Cooper received the Humanitarian of the Year Award at last night’s Children Mending Hearts Gala at the House of Blues here in LA.
• Nicole Kidman poses for Vogue magazine in Malibu, CA.
• Haylie Duff is 24, Benicio Del Toro is 42, Justine Bateman is 43 and Seal is 46 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Mickey Rourke says he may pass on Iron Man 2.
• Another Fockers movie is on the way.
• Yes, it could.

TMZ has obtained copies of all 8 birth certificates for Nadya Suleman‘s new crop of kiddies, borne into a media sensation last month after news of her IVF treatment-turned-litter spread across the globe like wildfire. According to the documents themselves, Nadya Suleman is the only parent listed on the docs … altho, David Solomon is listed as the father of 4 of her other 6 children which suggests that he is the father of the 8 new babies as well:

TMZ has obtained birth certificates for OctoMom’s babies — all 14 of them! As for the octuplets, no father is listed on the birth certificates. Nadya Suleman signed all eight. As for the other six kids, four of the docs have David Solomon listed as the dad. The other two have no father listed. But all six kids have Solomon’s last name. BTW, on one of the docs, Solomon lists Israel as his “State of Birth.” And on one of the certificates, David lists his birth date as 5/25/75. On another it’s 6/25/73. And on another it’s 5/25/73. And yet another 6/25/75. Dude can’t keep track of his sperm or birthdays! And here’s a fun fact. There are initials on the birth certificates by the name of the local registrar, Jonathan E. Fielding MD. The initials are E.L. (we’re not sure what that means). But here’s the thing. On the first four certificates, you can clearly make out the E and the L. Then, it’s clear that whoever signed gets lazier and lazier until the letters become virtually illegible. Having 8 babies is hard on everyone.

OMG! How shady is that dad’s birthdate thing? I don’t believe that the father has been found yet (give it time) so we’re not sure just how old he is. It’s so weird that this whole matter keeps getting more and more bizarre. The birth certificates of her previous 6 children, all a matter of public record, can be downloaded from TMZ‘s site HERE in case any of y’all are interested in checking them out. These octuplet babies have been come a pop culture sensation … I’m sure we’ll be hearing about them for some time to come. I suspect they’ll be hitting the road on tour sometime very soon … Mama Suleman has gotta make some money somehow.

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While Angelina Jolie is hangin’ with her daughters in NYC this week, her pseduohubby Brad Pitt has jetted off with his sons to Las Vegas, NV to enjoy a little male bonding time away from the female Jolie-Pitts. Here is a pic of Brad and his middle son Pax Thien in Sin City and some deets on what the guys have been doing in town:

Just days before the Academy Awards, Best Actor nominee Brad Pitt enjoyed a boys’ getaway to Las Vegas – with his sons Maddox and Pax. The guys of the Jolie-Pitt clan (minus 7-month old Knox), were spotted at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Wednesday evening. 
 The boys’ trip comes as Angelina Jolie is spending time with the girls of the family in New York. Jolie was spotted with daughters, Zahara, 4, and Shiloh, 2, shopping at one of their favorite spots in the Big Apple – Lee’s Art Shop – on Wednesday. The day before, Jolie, who is scheduled to begin filming the movie SALT next month, began prep work, looking at costumes and visiting an apartment building that will serve as a production location. Jolie and Pitt are expected to reunite in time to attend the Oscars this Sunday in Los Angeles. Pitt is up for Best Actor for his role in The Curious Case of Bejamin Button. Jolie is nominated for Best Actress for The Changeling.

How cute that Ange & the girls and Brad & the boys can split up and enjoy some vacay time apart. While I think it’s really cute that Brad and the boys are tearing up Las Vegas together, I really love the idea of Angelina and the girls hanging out in NYC. The Jolie-Pitt kids are still small enough that everything that they do is really cute. I just can’t help but wonder what they all will be like once they grow into teenagers and adults. You know that at least one of them is going to be the diva (prolly Zahara) and one is going to be the goody-goody (prolly Maddox) and one is going to be the fashionista darling (Shiloh) and the wild child (Pax). It remains to be seen what roles Vivienne and Knox will take on as they grow (humanitarian and rock star?) but I’m sure we’ll be able to get a better handle on their little personalities as they get a little bigger. We prolly won’t see the family all together until until they meet up here in SoCal for the Academy Awards this Sunday. For now, it’s fun to know that they are all enjoying themselves on these fun trips.

[Photo credit: National Photo Group; Source]

Justin Gaston, 20-year old underwear model and reported manfriend of 16-year old Miley Cyrus, is featured in the new issue of VMan magazine. In a brief interview with the mag, Gaston refrains from talking specifics concerning the nature of his relationship with the much younger Cyrus but he does admit that he admires the lass … for the mere fact that she has more experience than he does … er, in showbiz. HMMM. Additionally, Justin Gaston features in two photos within the pages of the new issue of VMan, both of which prominently display his bulging crotch … like this:

Justin Gaston, best known for his starring role as Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old “Bust It Baby,” is one of the fashionistos fondling his privates for the Spring 2009 issue of VMAN Magazine. The former underwear model has yet to publicly clarify his relationship status with the Disney star, but he does praise the teen’s influential role in his life during his chat with the style mag: “I look up to her,” Justin says. “It’s nice to have someone there who already knows what’s going on. It helps you plan your next steps.” In layman’s terms: “I’m totally doing it with her!”

MMM HMMM. I’m not sure how much exaggeration or padding is going on here … if any at all … but I must admit there is some appeal to a photo like this. Now, I personally think the relationship between Miley and Justin goes one of two ways. Either the pair are totally celibate and, like good Christian children, are saving themselves for marriage (or possibly JG is trying to pull off a Rock Hudson and is using Miley for cover?) OR they are doing it like jackrabbits. I must confess that the second notion only grosses me out ENTIRELY but, then again, would YOU be able to have access to this bod and NOT partake? Yeah, thought so. After the jump, check out the second photo of Justin Gaston in VMan magazine — you don’t want to miss seeing his excited crotch grab now, do you?