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The next season of The Hills is currently in production as the entire gang from the show were spied in Hawaii this week with MTV cameras in tow. Here is a group shot of the Hills folks sauntering nonchalantly on the beach in full view of any and everyone who cared to take notice yesterday afternoon:

While Lauren Conrad and Lo Boswoth may have vacated their Hollywood Hills pad, it seems they’ve traded up for the island paradise of Turtle Bay. Celebuzz spies in Oahu, Hawaii caught Lauren, Lo, Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt vacationing this weekend at Turtle Bay resort, soaking up sun and cocktails—all on camera. While MTV was unreachable for comment, it seems Season 5 of the reality hit is upon us! “They were all together, sipping Chi-Chi’s [pina colada's with vodka],” the source says, “Lo picked up the tab for drinks and then all four girls laid in the sand.” Elsewhere at the resort, where Jason Segal and Mila Kunis filmed Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado enjoyed bro time while production was manned from two large trucks of equipment. And what can we expect from the island get away, by the time it makes its edited way to our hot little hands? Boy talk! “Lauren and Lo were talking about two guys they met at [Los Angeles club] Apple,” said the spy. The loves and lives of the SoCal girls now contend with expat Whitney Port, and her NYC show The City.

Meh. I gotta admit … the obvious unreality of this reality TV show is really unappealing. I mean, I get that it was always fake to an extent but the stagedness of the series has gotten so out of hand … there isn’t even a single ounce of believability anymore. Mebbe it’s just me but I really preferred the show when MTV at least tried to make the drama seem real … mostly by being more clandestine about how the show gets filmed. They’re not even trying to hide the fact that the show is mostly pre-contrived drivel. I dunno … it’s just not as fun anymore. I also question whether the Hills folks themselves are having any fun any more. After the jump, check out a few photos of the mainstays trying to enjoy the sun and surf in Hawaii …

BritneySpears.com has just been updated with a whole slew of new photos of our dear Britney on the set of her new music video If U Seek Amy which was filmed last week. As you may recall, we already got to see a few photos of Britney on set while she filmed but these new photos take us inside and backstage … check ‘em out:

The makeup, the costumes, the sets… here’s your first look at what went on behind-the-scenes of the ‘If U Seek Amy’ video shoot. BritneySpears.com was on set of the ‘If You Seek Amy’ video shoot last week and Britney’s dancers Willie, Jay and Luke gave us an exclusive sneak peek at the choreography from the video. This video was shot in the bedroom where one of the super hot scenes from the music video was filmed. You’ll have to wait for the video to premiere to see the whole routine, but this should whet your appetite for now.

Head on over to her official site HERE to see a bunch of other photos including the vid clip mentioned above. Honestly, there ain’t anything too savory in this new batch of photos … but a tease is a tease. I’m really anxious to see the final result … Woot!

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AMAZING NEWS just out … Tori Amos has revealed the title of her new album and has confirmed that she WILL be playing a showcase concert at the South By Southwest Festival in Austin, TX next month. According to a new press release from her new record company, Universal Republic, Tori‘s new album has been titled Abnormally Attracted to Sin. Additionally, Tori is scheduled to play the La Zona Rosa nightclub in Austin on March 19. Here is the full text of the press release announcement:

Tori Amos to Headline Universal Republic Showcase at South by Southwest Music Conference on March 19, 2009

New CD, ABNORMALLY ATTRACTED TO SIN, Due Spring 2009

There will be thousands of artists and tens of thousands of music fans gathering at over 60 venues for this year’s South By Southwest Music Conference in Austin, TX, but all eyes will be on groundbreaking star Tori Amos, headlining one of the most anticipated events in the conference’s two decade-plus history, on Thursday, March 19, at historic Austin club, La Zona Rosa.

The Grammy nominated singer/songwriter is headlining a star-studded Universal Republic Records showcase at the popular venue, sure to be looked on as one of the must-see events of the four day festival. Tori will be performing new songs from her upcoming Universal Republic debut album, ABNORMALLY ATTRACTED TO SIN, scheduled to hit stores and the digital domain this spring, as well as other classics from her influential repertoire.

Tori’s recent signing with Universal Republic is in keeping with the inventive star’s unconventional approach to the artist/record company relationship. Universal Republic will distribute Tori’s new album, as well as correlate other ventures in tandem with Tori’s prolific creative output. ABNORMALLY ATTRACTED TO SIN, her tenth studio album, is another innovative chapter in the artist’s trailblazing story. Every track on the album will be accompanied by a corresponding ‘visualette,’ featuring footage that has been captured over the past year. Shot in HD and Super 8, the visualettes will incorporate a documentary style.

Tori’s most recent album, AMERICAN DOLL POSSE, which has been hailed by Rolling Stone magazine as ‘her best album in years,’ was released in 2007 to a chorus of rave reviews. The captivating album, like many of her previous efforts, adhered to a strong conceptual theme, with Tori inhabiting multiple archetypal female personae, a testament to her willingness to continue to push the boundaries of the female singer/songwriter.

Regarded as one of the most emotionally fearless live artists in music today, her most recent world tour, launched in the summer of 2007, saw her soar with her first full-fledged rock band in nearly a decade. Media platforms such as the BBC lauded both her live show and album as ‘returning Tori Amos back to the forefront of a genre she defined…still pushing her own boundaries.

Woot! This is such great news for Tori Amos fans like myself. As soon as I learned of this news, I immediately called my BFF Sarah to gush with her … and then began writing up this post for publication. I am so thrilled that new Tori Amos music is on the way — you have no idea! If I can be assured entry into this SXSW showcase performance, I will do everything I can to get my buns down to Austin to attend the show. I’ve never done SXSW but I think seeing Tori play an intimate venue like this would be the best way to be introduced to the festival. Again, I say, Woot!!! What great, great news!

UPDATE: Rumor has it that Tori will perform the entirety of her new album at SXSW but, honestly, I think she’ll only play a few tracks off the new disc. In any event, I’ll be there in person to bear witness to her SXSW performance — I made all the reservations yesterday and am going to Austin, TX next month!!! I am so excited … and you can be sure I’ll bring the deets and as much info about the performance as possible.

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Last Saturday we learned that M.I.A. gave birth to a baby boy just days after she performed on stage at the Grammy Awards on her actual due date. Today, we get to see what her beautiful little boy looks like … thanks to an update from M.I.A. collaborator and friend Afrikan Boy. Here is the first photo of M.I.A.‘s newborn son that Afrikan Boy posted on his official My Space profile:

I just woke up when i recieved this baby picture from Maya of her newborn son…. He is Handsoommmeee!!.. I Need to teach him how to make PoundedYam and get Straight A’s in School like Me!!! Love from Maya Ben and I Y H K D! Welcome to the World!

Look at all of that hair!! I have to confess, I was born with this much hair on my head, too … so hopefully the little darling will grow up to be as handsome as me ;) But seriously, if this little guy even gets a hint of his mother’s beauty, he’s gonna be a stunner. I cannot wait to hear what M.I.A. decided to name her baby boy but I am glad that we get to see what he looks like. So cute!!!

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer jetted off to the Bahamas last weekend to enjoy a little private R&R together as they celebrated Valentine’s Day and their lurve together in the tropics. The pair were in such a lovey way that they were spied making out very publicly at the airport. I believe that this is the first time that Mayerston has actually been photographed swappin’ spit together since they hooked up last year:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer celebrated Valentine’s Day with a trip to the Bahamas. The vacation was a present from Mayer, x17online.com reports. The two left aboard a private jet from Los Angeles late last Thursday night — a day after Aniston’s 40th birthday — and arrived on the island of Eleuthera the next morning, according to x17. They stayed in a gated, luxurious home on the north of the island – where Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon wed last year. The two mostly spent their time indoors, the site claims. The trip was short: Both took off Monday in separate private jets from the island’s main airport. They shared a passionate kiss and hug as they prepared to part ways. Says an x17 photographer: “Jen looked really upset to be leaving John.”

Oh my! So in love, these two. Even tho they don’t make the most attractive kissers (and to be honest, I’ve seen worse), they do look very happy to be together. Some are suggesting that the couple are together mainly for publicity’s sake but — even if that is the case — I’ll bet they are (at the very least) having some fun together. The fact that they reportedly spent most of their time indoors suggests that they kept themselves occupied with various “indoor activities”. HMMMM. I wonder what sort of activities kept them occupied. Would any of y’all care to venture a guess?

[Photo credit: X17]

Last night, I was very fortunate to be among the lucky few to be allowed entry into The Echoplex here in LA to attend the notso secret Jane’s Addiction show that was quietly announced a few days ago. A new friend messaged me on Saturday night (while David and I were enjoying our Valentine’s Day dinner) and asked if I was interested in seeing Jane’s play a show on Monday night … so, of course, I immediately said YES!!! I was allowed to bring 3 people so I asked my dear friend and musician Ollie from The OohLas if she would like to come with. In the end, David opted out and Ollie brought her friend Caleb and we met up at the Echoplex to watch Perry Farrell and the boys play and pretend it was 1990 all over again. Here are a few photos from last night’s show:

I am very happy to report that the guys are in fine form … they sounded great. Dave Navarro killed it on guitar, tho (as Caleb noted) he seemed to be holding back a bit. I suspect this small club show (coupled with the one the band played at the minuscule El Cid venue last November) is more a warm-up thing rather than an indication of what’s to come. Now that we know that Jane’s Addiction will be touring with Nine Inch Nails later on this year, I’m sure the guys will TEAR IT UP once the full-blown tour gets underway. Perry Farrell, gods bless his soul, hasn’t lost a thing … he looks great, he sounds great … he is the same wiry little minxy-minstrel that he has ever been. If I have one complaint, it would be that the show was WAY too short. The band went on at 11pm and were finished at just after midnight. Trust me, I am not complaining at all … but the band has such an amazing catalog of songs that I think many in the crowd (me included) were left wanting more (they didn’t even play Jane Says). Truth be told, tho, tt was pretty damn thrilling to see the band in action again. It’s been, seriously, a million years since I saw the band together on stage (I think Perry had dreadlocks back then) and, no lie, I was immediately zapped back in time as the first notes rang from the speakers last night. I really wish all y’all could be there. It was kinda magic.

After the jump, check out a video I shot of the band performing Mountain Song so that y’all can kinda experience some of last night’s magic, too …

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Michael Jackson, the oftentimes scary and very odd eccentric who once ruled the music charts as the self-proclaimed King of Pop, appears to have fallen on hard times and is now resorting to selling off some of his tacky possessions in an attempt to make money. This April, several personal items belonging to Jacko will go on the auction block … this is YOUR chance to own a piece of pop culture history. Admit it, you know you’re DYING to own a pair of Michael Jackson‘s sequined socks, right?

This auction could be a thriller. Michael Jackson’s iconic white glove and more than 2,000 other items from Neverland will go under the hammer in April – including his throne, his Rolls-Royce, three suits of armor, fine paintings, costumes, baubles, massive statuary, awards, furniture and even the gates to the ranch. “Michael Jackson was a collector of everything,” said Darren Julien, president of Julien’s Auctions, which will conduct the sale from April 22 to 25 in Beverly Hills. “We’ve never seen a collection that is as extensive and eccentric as his.” A 1995 portrait of Jacko in Elizabethan dress, holding a crown on a pillow is estimated to fetch $4,000 to $6,000, and the gold-painted throne that sat outside bedroom has an estimated value of $1,500 to $2,500. A 1999 Rolls-Royce Silver Seraph limo with an interior the star adorned with 24-karat gold doodads could fetch $140,000 to $160,000. “It looks like something that royalty would ride in,” Julien said. The glittery white glove Jackson wore for his stage performance of “Billie Jean” is estimated to fetch $10,000 to $15,000, and a special-effects robotic Michael Jackson head made for the 1988 film “Moonwalker” could fetch between $2,000 to $3000. Jackson moonwalked away from Neverland after he was acquitted of child-molestation charges in Santa Barbara County in 2005 and never went back. In November, the cash-strapped singer transferred ownership of the ranch to the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co. – but you can bid on its gates, estimated to go for $20,000 to $30,000. The conservative estimate for the total value of all the items on the block is $1.5 million to $3 million. Jackson, who gave his blessing to the auction but kept pieces for himself “that were personal and sentimental,” will get the proceeds except for a portion to benefit MusiCares, a charity, Julien said. There will be a preview of auction items from March 24 until March 29 at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square.

Man, this is just sad. I question the assertion that “royalty” would want to be seen in a tacky car that once belonged to Michael Jackson … mebbe Paris Hilton might be interested tho, we know she LOVES tacky-ass cars. If I had my druthers, I’d go for the portrait of Jacko wearing his Elizabethan costume … that shizz would look AWESOME in our guest bathroom! Well, I hope that Jacko is able to make some bank with this sale … it’d be a shame for him to offer up these personal (and fugly) items only to have them sell for a pittance. It’s all just … sad.

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Britney Spears, who has been working furiously on her upcoming concert tour The Circus starring Britney Spears in addition to filming her new music video for If U Seek Amy, was spotted driving around the streets of SoCal in her cute Mini Cooper car and was spied in the company of a hawt new employee:

Yeah, I say … if you’re gonna hire someone to guard your body at all times, they might as well have a nice body themselves ;) A cute face don’t hurt either. Sure, this new dude looks like he might crumble if he had to take on a 300lb. attacker but he’s just so purdy to look at. Who knows, mebbe he’s got jujitsu skills that make him a deadly weapon. In any event, I wouldn’t mind seeing more of this new bodyguard in upcoming photos of Britney in the wild. Who knows … mebbe Brit and this new fella might spark up an office romance?

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Yesterday we saw a couple photos of newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel loungin’ and enjoying one another’s company as they vacayed in Cancun, Mexico where they jetted off to for Valentine’s Day weekend and today we see photos that show that the fun never stops. Here is a pic of Jergie Jerg with friends as they ventured out for a fun sailing trip on the high seas … and a couple of shirtless photos of Josh thrown in for good measure:

The water looks so ridiculously blue … it looks so beautiful … as does Josh, might I add ;) I’m sure the couple had themselves a very nice time this past weekend but, alas, the holiday is already over as Jergie Jerg were spotted making their arrival back in LA last night. Ah well. With the way these two like to travel, I’m sure they’ll be jetting off for new destinations soon! As long as Josh Duhamel leaves his shirts at home, I’m all for it.

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