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Robert Pattinson, who set teenage girl hearts aflutter as Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie last Fall, will next be seen in the film Little Ashes as eccentric yet extremely talented surrealist painter Salvador Dalí … which may, most likely, set less of those girl hearts aflutter. In the film, Pattinson‘s Dalí is engaged in a torrid romance with poet Federico García Lorca who is played by Javier Beltrán, which means there is likely to be significant man-on-man lurvin’ goin’ on in the film. Here is a screencap from the film of the two men in character posing for a photo together:

Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson dons a mustache – and a heavy accent – for his next role as Spanish surrealist painter Salvador Dalí in Little Ashes. PEOPLE has an exclusive clip of the movie, which is set in 1922 and focuses on Dalí as a young man in love with the poet Federico García Lorca, played by Javier Beltrán. Check out Pattinson as the eccentric artist in a charged encounter with Lorca – and Dalí’s wife. Little Ashes opens in late March.

I am VERY curious to see R. Pattz‘s portrayal of such a larger than life figure … Salvador Dalí was such a powerful artist with an equally powerful personality, I really hope that Pattinson is able to do the man justice. After the jump, check out a short 1-minute clip of Pattinson and Beltrán in Little Ashes …

Hugh Jackman and his EXTREMELY lucky wife Deborra-Lee Furness escorted their youngest child, daughter Ava Eliot, on her first day of pre-school this week in NYC … here are a few pics of the happy Jackmans as they made their way out of school at the end of the day:

It would seem that all that playtime that Hugh and his daughter have been enjoying in NYC over the past few weeks are about to be curtailed now that Ava is going to school … which, I’m sure, is a real bummer for poor Hugh. You just know he loves playing at the park, or riding scooters or playing at the park (I mention it twice cuz you know that’s his favorite) on a daily basis and he’s gonna miss doing so now that Ava is otherwise scholastically occupied. Ah well. Mebbe Hugh and Deborra will make a new baby for him to play with now that his son and daughter are becoming school age. Blah. Deborra-Lee is just really, freakin’ lucky :)

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Last night, David and I had intended on seeing Friday the 13th and even pre-purchased our tickets to see the 8:25PM showing at the ArcLight in Sherman Oaks, CA (since the Hollywood location wasn’t showing it) but had to settle on seeing something else. I had miscalculated how long it would take to get from WeHo back to the Valley and we just made it to the theater on time … and then had to deal with a 25 minute parking ordeal :( We ended up seeing Confessions of a Shopaholic at 10 and grabbed a bite to eat in the meantime:

I never read the books that the movie is based on but I really did enjoy the flick. It’s kinda like Sex and the City meets Legally Blonde with a little bit of Devil Wears Prada thrown in. If you liked any of those movies, you’ll prolly dig Confessions. The clothes in the film are really fabulous … watching the movie made me want to go shopping much the same way that seeing Sex and the City did last summer. The only thing that creeped me out was the talking mannequins (see the film and you’ll know what I’m talking about). I’m pretty sure those scary things would even scare Jason Vorhees :)

Earlier today, David and I went back to my old apartment to turn in the keys (which are due tomorrow) and to sell my refrigerator to a guy I dealed with on Craig’s List. My fridge is practically brand new and the guy got a great deal. I said my final good-bye’s to my old building manager and that was that. David and I just returned from a fab lunch at Vitello’s in Studio City and voila!

We don’t have any big plans for tonight … our 3 year anniversary is next Tuesday so we’re saving our hoopla for then. Just a quiet dinner and … some alone time, I think :)

• Conan O’Brien is packin’ up for his big move out West.
• Dollhouse and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles did not do well in the ratings last night, which really worries me.
• Kevin Federline collaborating with Bone Thugs N’ Harmony?! WTF?
• Stevie Wonder to perform for President Barack Obama.
• After reportedly collapsing in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse is admitted into the hospital.
• Do you prefer Aubrey O’Day mostly nekkid in Complex magazine or Playboy magazine ?
• Rob Thomas (Matchbox Twenty) is 37, Zach Galligan is 45, Maceo Parker is 66 and Florence Henderson (The Brady Bunch) is 75 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• The Decent II is coming for you.

Here is this week’s batch of photos sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers — Becca sends in a photo of her adorable daughter Olivia rockin’ her supercute black and pink pirate costume that she wore to a friend’s pirate-themed birthday party … ARRRRG! — CJ sends in a really cute pic of his puppy — Meredith sends in a pic with her boyfriend Kevin rockin’ their 3D glasses at a showing of Coraline last weekend — Kara, from New Jersey, sends in a photo of the Park Ridge High School‘s Senior Class Powderpuff Football Team showing off their school spirit — Ligaya sends in a photo from her 21st birthday masquerade party:

Much love and thanks goes out to you all for taking the time to send in and share your fun personal photos. On this Valentine’s Day, especially, I would like to send out all my lurve and affection to all the Pink readers out there. Hopefully y’all have some fun plans, either VD related or not, for this weekend … be sure to send in your fun photos to share with all of us :) XOXOXO

Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel are on the move again as they have decided not to spend the Valentine’s Day weekend in SoCal and were spotted making their arrival at LAX Airport yesterday afternoon. My guess is that the couple decided to get the hell away from the cold here in SoCal (temps fell into the low 40s last night) and make their way to warmer climes:

As you may recall, Jergie Jerg jetted off to the Maldives and then the Caribbean to celebrate their honeymoon early last month … so I’m pretty sure they won’t be going back there anytime soon. For a quick trip like this, I bet the couple made their way South of the border to get their VD freak-on in Mexico. Blah. Wherever they go, I’m sure they’ll be enjoying the sex … which is a very good thing for Fergie, I’m not so sure that the deal is quite as nice for Josh but … there you have it. Here’s hoping the pair show up scantily dressed on a beach somewhere very soon … wouldn’t it be amazing if Josh were snapped wearing a little Speedo a la Paul Rudd?

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Jessica Simpson, who has been having a bit of a rough time in the media lately, hooked up with her current love interest, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, in NYC yesterday so that the pair could get a jump start on their Valentine’s Day celebrations … here are a few photos of the happily, still attached couple steppin’ out for a late afternoon lunch yesterday afternoon in the Big Apple:

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are more in love than ever – and are planning to spend a romantic Valentine’s Day a deux, a source tells PEOPLE. “They’re very much looking forward to spending Valentine’s Day together,” says the source close to Simpson. “[Tony] is the nicest guy. He adores her. They are so in love with each other.” Whatever their specific plans, the couple will be in Rochester, New York, for the romantic day where she is opening for Rascal Flatts. On Thursday night, Simpson strutted onstage in a sexy black mini-dress at Madison Square Garden and dedicated “You’re My Sunday” to her Dallas Cowboys quarterback beau, who was in the audience with some friends and Simpson’s parents. “There is something about being in love, right?” Simpson told the audience. “It just makes you appreciate everyday, right?… That’s kinda how I feel right now.” According to a source, Simpson waved at Romo before she started the song and he waved back. “He had the biggest grin,” says the source. “Then, Tony was singing along to the words.” After Simpson sang her tune “Angels,” Romo was equally enthusiastic. “He was like, ‘She nailed it! Awesome!’ ” says the source. During the show, Simpson, who is known for her self-deprecating humor, joked about previous wardrobe malfunctions she’s had at Madison Square Garden. “I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle,” she told the audience. “That’s why I’m wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn’t split.”

Heh. With a hottie boyfriend like Tony Romo, I bet it’s tough to let other, extraneous nonsense get you down … even still, I’m sure Jessica‘s had a rough week to deal with and I bet she’s happy to be back with Tony and her family in NYC. I must admit, altho I really liked Tony when he was matched up with Carrie Underwood, I am pleased to see that things have been working out nicely for Jessimo. They seem well suited … and I wouldn’t at all be surprised if an engagement was forthcoming. Jessica is the marrying kind … it remains to be seen if Tony is as well.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

Paul Rudd stars as Peter Klaven, LA’s hottest realtor, in his upcoming comedy I Love You, Man and new promo images of Rudd have sprung up all over LA for the film. On real billboards that advertise the pretend Peter Klaven‘s real estate business, Rudd is featured wearing nothing but a smile, a pair of sunglasses and a bright, canary yellow men’s bikini:

LOL! This is absolutely brills!!! Those of you who have been to the movies in recent weeks may have seen the very funny trailer for this film in theaters … but this new advertising campaign has to take the cake :) After the jump, check out a much larger version of this photo so you can really see what Paul Rudd is sellin’ …

Congratulations are in order for the amazing musician M.I.A. who reportedly gave birth to her first child yesterday! As you may know, a heavily pregs M.I.A. was on hand to do a pretty rigorous musical performance on stage at the Grammy Awards last Sunday evening (which just so happened to be her delivery due date) lookin’ like she was ready to drop that baby at any second. It turns out that, according to “two independent sources” that she has finally done just that … and put into question whether or not she will be able to perform at the Academy Awards next weekend as scheduled:

HitFix has learned from two independent sources that Hip-Hop artist M.I.A., who impressed many across the world by performing while pregnant on Sunday’s Grammy Awards ceremony on her due date, has given birth. HitFix has reached out to Interscope Records for a comment, but has not recieved word at publication date. So, it is unclear whether M.I.A. has delievered boy or a girl, but more importantly: Will she make her scheduled Oscar appearance? Best known for her hit “Paper Planes,” the UK rapper, and singer, who was born Maya Arulpragasam, is an Oscar nominee this year for her collaboration with A.R. Rahman on the “Slumdog Millionaire” Best Original Song nominee “O Saya.” M.I.A. had planned to perform at the ceremony in a mixmash medley that will also feature “Slumdog’s” other nominee, “Jai Ho” and “Down to Earth” from “WALL-E.” “Earth” songwriter Peter Gabriel made news earlier this week by bowing out of the production when he protested the short time his composition was getting in the show. A collective response of: “Who is Peter Gabriel?” was heard from coast to coast from under 30-year-old moviegoers at the announcement. If M.I.A. decides not to perform — and don’t put it past her to try — who will replace her in the show? Crazy ass Lil’ Kim? Missy Elliott, Queen Latifah (also slated to appear during another show segment) or Eve? Could MC Lyte be making a comeback? Or, perhaps the Academy will trek Ms. Dynamite or Lady Sovereign over from the U.K.? Or, maybe underexposed M.I.A. buddy Kayne West will take a shot at it? One thing is for sure, don’t count on double threat and Lonely Island collaborator Natalie Portman. She’s busy.

No other news outlets are reporting this information, except for the LA Times which is citing this report as its source. That being said, it’s prolly very likely that M.I.A. did finally become a M.A.M.A. and give birth. I am dying to know if she had a boy or a girl … and I really cannot wait to find out what she named it. Something tells me that a creative artist like M.I.A. is bound to come up with a name even more interesting that Zuma Nesta Rock or Bronx Mowgli. Stay tuned.

UPDATE: THIS site claims that M.I.A. gave birth to a baby boy on Thursday February 12. No official confirmation or name of the baby has been made available yet.

UPDATE 2: M.I.A. has posted the good news of her baby BOY’s birth on her official My Space profile today. Here is the full text of her announcement:

HAPPY VALENTINES!

SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY, I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY

MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!

ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !

HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!

C U SOON ,

AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! She sounds so happy and so excited, I’m thrilled for her!!! Congrats! I cannot wait to see what the little darling looks like :)

[Photo credit: Wireimage; Source]

Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!! I hope today is filled with love … and chocolates and flowers … and that other fun stuff that the Hallmark greeting card company has pounded into our collective psyches that we should expect, nay, demand today — February 14th :)

And, if there is that special someone that you prolly should be wishing a Happy VD but you find that you kinda, sorta forgot … then have no fear — Saturday Night Live to the rescue. The folks at SNL have taken their funniest commodity, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, and turned her a Valentine’s Day ecard that you can send to your special loved one … at the last minute since, you know, it’s already Valentine’s Day:

Click HERE to send this Sarah Palin VD card to someone in cyberspace or you can click HERE to see NBC‘s full array of ecards (from all of their TV programs) to send fun VD cheer to any and everyone you know! It’s not too late :)

PS: Just for yuks, click HERE to watch the now classic first Tina Fey as Sarah Palin SNL video :)

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