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Here are a few new photos of Reese Witherspoon out in Venice, CA this weekend with her paramour Jake Gyllenhaal … and as you can tell by the first photo, she was sporting a very suspicious bump in her tummy region. Now, I’m not saying that she’s pregs or anything … but a photo does speak a thousand words … take a look:

Now, I have to state for the record that this suspicious first photo could be nothing more than a bunched up sweater … but I would be remiss if I didn’t at least post the pics for y’all to see and judge for y’allsselves ;) GyllenSpoon lunched at AXE restaurant before doing a bit of shopping on Abbot Kinney Boulevard. The couple were NOT seen looking at maternity wear or anything like that but … well … celebrity baby bumps are very much in vogue these days. Here’s hoping this “bump” turns out to be nothing at all. I’m not sure how I would react to the news of a baby GyllenSpoon on the way.

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Filming on the set of the Twilight sequel New Moon has not started yet (apparently) and as a result, principle male star Robert Pattinson has been free to hang out with his friends in Londontown. Here are a few photos of R. Pattz and some of his friends as they roamed the London streets of SoHo last night:

It looks like he has gotten used to having the paparazzi follow his every move (the same cannot be said for his friends who did everything they could to avoid being photographed). I understand that Rob and co. spent some of their evening at The Groucho Club and then spilled out into the streets and into a convenience store to pick up snacks afterward … nothing too scandalous. I hope that Rob is enjoying his time off in London because, I hear, he’ll be needed on the set of New Moon shortly. It remains to be seen how faithful the new movie will be to the book it is based on, and that will determine how much of Rob is needed on the set of the film. My money says that the story will be amended in such a way that Robert as Edward Cullen gets more storytime than he does in the book. I guess we’ll all find out when New Moon hits theaters in November. In the meantime, party on Rob. Enjoy it while you can.

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Jessica Simpson took to the stage at The Kohl Center in Madison, WI last night as she opened for Rascal Flatts wearing a pair of her once-trademark cut-off Daisy Duke jean shorts paired with cowboy boots. As you may recall, Jessica took a lot of heat earlier this week when new photos of her came out that some people found fault with … in the days since, Jess has been carrying on by performing at various tour stops around the country — to marginal success. Here are a few photos of Jessica and her Daisy Dukes in Wisconsin last night:

Jessica Simpson is a brave girl to risk wearing an outfit like this at a time when so many people are saying really horrible things about her. I’ve contended that she looked fine all along and these pics are no exception. Jessica is what she is … some call her ditzy, some call her talented, some call her unintelligent — but you simply cannot call her oversized. No way. She looks pretty damn good in these shorts and I applaud her for wearing them. I just hope she was wearing them for herself and not for anyone else. The public will always be impossible to please at all times, as long as she is happy with herself then nothing else matters. She may have come apart on stage a little during her performance in Grand Rapids, MI last Thursday but the girl’s got guts to keep soldiering on night after night well aware that her critics are waiting for more ammunition to use against her. I have to reiterate, I am not a fan of Jessica Simpson‘s music but I am a fan of her ability to remain resolute and strong in the face of such scrutiny. She’s got my support, I hope she manages to stay strong and outlast this stupid criticism of her weight. If she has to keep singing to do it, well, I guess I’m OK with that … begrudgingly ;) You go, Jess.

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Yesterday was a very nice day here in SoCal … despite the drizzly rain, the weather was very temperate and the sun managed to come out for a large portion of the day … which meant that LA got to enjoy a couple of rainbows. David and I went to the Beverly Center so that we could find him something to wear to the Grammy Awards today. His stuff from NYC still hasn’t arrived so none of his really nice clothes are here yet … any excuse to shop is a good one, yes? After we found him an outfit and ate at PF Chang’s (which, I don’t care what anyone says, is an amazing restaurant) we paid a little visit to Bed, Bath & Beyond to pick up a few essentials … on the way out of the store we came upon this display:

LOL! Yep, David and I now have a matching set of Snuggies to wear when we are lounging on the couch. Photos to come, I’m sure ;) We also picked up a box of ShamWow towels … it was a good day for As Seen on TV shopping :)

This evening, David and I are heading out to the Grammy Awards — courtesy of our friends at Absolut Vodka — and we are both very excited. I was lucky enough to attend the Grammys back in 2006 but this will be David’s first time. I’m sure we’re gonna have a blast … I’ll do my best to Twitter the night’s events for those of you interested and, of course, I’ll have the full wrap-up tomorrow ;)

• Slumdog Millionaire and Milk win the top awards at the Writer’s Guild of America Awards.
• Kristy Swanson, the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, got hitched.
• Subway has no problem with Michael Phelps‘s pot use.
• 2010 Oscar buzz already for Coraline.
• A UK government advisor determines that Ecstasy use is no more dangerous than horse-back riding.
• Prince Harry tells Paris Hilton, No Thanks.
• Seth Green (Buffy The Vampire Slayer) is 35, Gary Coleman (Diff’rent Strokes) is 41, Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe is 48 and John Grisham is 54 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Salma Hayek is one generous mother.

Time again for our weekly gander at the Hot Dude of the Week … let’s all give a hearty hello to Tony:

Now, I know that some might find it unseemly for such a nice gent like Tony to wear mismatching articles of underclothing (I mean, really, white and gray?) but I, for one, don’t really mind. I also don’t mind that dudes like Tony do not feel the need to overdo it with the muscles … I think he looks just right — not too musclely, not too over the top. I approve. Enjoy!!

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Jessica Alba is featured on the cover and in the pages of the February issue of Elle magazine. In addition to talking about her happy family life with hubby Cash Warren and babygirl Honor Marie, Jessica waxes nostalgic about the previous roles that won her stardom and what her plans are for the future. Here is Jessica‘s sexy, 60′sesque coverphoto and a portion of her coverstory:

At Alba’s last ELLE shoot, for the February 2008 cover, she had just reunited with her producer boyfriend, Cash Warren (after their bad breakup), and was hiding a surprise pregnancy. One year later, she’s a wife and mother. (And, it turns out, still keeping secrets: this time, the party she and Warren would throw two weeks after this interview, officially celebrating their eight-month-old marriage.) That would be a fast-forward for anyone; it’s an especially significant priority shift for someone who became a card-carrying SAG member at the age of 12 (for the kiddie comedy Camp Nowhere). By the time she landed the role of a genetically enhanced underworld avenger on the TV show Dark Angel at 14, the lithe, doe-eyed child actor had become a teen sex symbol in leather pants—an image that has rankled Alba ever since. Still, her next few films did little to reverse it. She played a bleached-blond scientist in navy neoprene—endowed, ironically, with the superpower of invisibility— in both Fantastic Four movies and a hip bone–shimmying dancer who teaches Missy Elliot moves in Honey. Then there was Sin City’s stripper with a heart of gold (in fringed chaps and a push-up bra). When none of these shook off her pretty-girl shackles, Alba dove into comedy, first opposite an extra-grating Dane Cook in Good Luck Chuck and then in last year’s The Love Guru, a Deepak Chopra spoof that could have been Mike Myers’ next Austin Powers but, well, wasn’t—both movies might have been funnier if they had actually allowed their leading lady to crack a joke once in a while. And so, 15 years into a successful career, Alba’s looks are still hogging the spotlight. Rapturous fans idolize her pillowy lips, her gleaming skin—hell, even her nose was ranked by L.A. plastic surgeons as the most requested model of 2007. It stands to reason, then, that the film that finally obscures those heavenly features is the one of which she’s most proud. The upcoming indie An Invisible Sign of My Own employs the Halle-Nicole-Charlize highlight-talent-by-burying-looks strategy, but instead of adding a prosthetic nose or 35 extra pounds, Alba is shrouded in a mousy amalgam of pigtails, floppy hats, and schlumpy layers to achieve a look the actress calls “grandma meets 10-year-old.” Alba plays Mona Gray, a naive, reclusive woman whose obsession with numbers leads her to take a job as a math teacher; the film follows Mona as she breaks out of her childlike shell and learns to embrace the outside world. The role is, by all accounts, a more demanding, complex journey than any Alba has ever embodied on-screen. “I really did not picture her as the lead in this film,” says director Marilyn Agrelo, who is best known for the culty child-performer documentary Mad Hot Ballroom. “I knew her as a piece of pop culture, Fantastic Four, this sort of thing.” In a single meeting, Alba won Agrelo over. “I was so surprised by her intelligence, her thoughtfulness, her poise,” Agrelo says. “She’s a real, flesh-and-blood, fully realized woman.” Costar Chris Messina (the preppy fiancé from Vicky Cristina Barcelona), who plays a science teacher who becomes Mona’s love interest, describes Alba’s work in the film as “magnificent.” “Jessica’s a beautiful woman, so this business is going to want to put her in a bikini or put a gun in her hand, but she’s just more than that,” Messina says. “It seemed to me that she really seized this.” The result, according to Agrelo, is a performance that could change the course of Alba’s career. “I remember when Pulp Fiction opened, and people kind of laughed at the idea of John Travolta in that role. He blew everybody away,” she says. “When things like that happen, it’s wonderful. And it’s so rare that you get to be the one who pulls the surprise out of the hat.” Messina refers to the actress-mom-wife “Jessica” and pop culture property “Jessica Alba,” as if they were totally unrelated entities. The woman who shows up to brunch the morning after our shoot is a bit of both. She arrives early, dressed in Olsen-sister incognito (boyfriend jeans, mannish brogues, fingerless gloves), at the chaotic TriBeCa comfort food spot Bubby’s. It’s the kind of place where, on weekends at least, lines are nightmarish, children outnumber adults, and the surrounding sidewalk is a veritable Bugaboo parking lot—and that’s exactly what Alba likes about it. (“There aren’t that many places where you don’t have to feel bad when your kid has a meltdown,” she says. “Plus, there’s a changing table downstairs.”) Today, Jessica is friendly and warm, but make no mistake, Jessica Alba—the guarded professional who works hard to defend the boundaries between personal and private—is in the driver’s seat.

Firstly, I think it would’ve been wiser to totally disregard Alba‘s co-starring role in The Love Guru — the more we try to forget that horrendousness, the better for mankind. After the jump, check out a couple more photos of Jessica from this issue of Elle magazine …

Jessica Biel played host in the ballroom of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday for the 81st Annual Academy Awards Scientific And Technical Awards Ceremony … which are basically, the Geek Oscars. Here are a couple pics of Jessica and the assembled Scientific And Technical Academy Award winners yesterday afternoon:

On a weekend when the Grammys were attracting most of the attention, Jessica Biel grabbed some Oscar spotlight for the people who make the movies look so good – and the actress looked pretty good herself. Wearing a strapless, silver-and-gold, floor-length Oscar De La Renta gown with magenta trim, Biel hosted the 81st Annual Science and Technical Oscars Saturday night, handing out awards to the unsung heroes who design Hollywood’s lighting systems, playback monitors, zoom lenses and computer graphics. The job required more than just looks, however. “They should call this show ‘Are You Smarter Than a 15th Grader,’” joked Biel as she valiantly waded through a river of difficult technical jargon. Befitting the industry’s ongoing transformation from hand-drawn to computer animation, the highest award –­ and the evening’s lone Oscar statuette –­ went to digital graphics pioneer and Pixar Animation Studios president Ed Catmull. Past starlets who have paid tribute to the industry top scientists and inventors include Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Garner. While not televised, excerpts from the evening will be played during the telecast of the 81st Academy Awards on Feb. 22.

I kinda love how they always tap ladies from Young Hollywood to host these awards year after year … I’m convinced the real reason they do not broadcast these awards is because the Motion Picture Academy doesn’t want the world to watch these ladies fumble thru trying to read their lines on national television. I’m also convinced that the Academy asks the ladies from Young Hollywood to host because the real actresses (you know, the ones that actually have a chance at winning Oscars sometime in their career) aren’t really interested … you gotta know that hosting the Geek Oscars is the only way some of these ladies (Alba, Johansson, Biel) will ever get their hands on actual Ocsars in their lifetime ;) In any event, Jessica Biel looked pretty amazing in her Oscar De La Renta and much congrats goes out to the talented tech folks who won Academy Awards this year.

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As I mentioned in the previous post, Whitney Houston was on hand at the Beverly Hills Hilton last night to perform for and honor famed music mogul Clive Davis at the 51st Annual Grammy Awards Salute to Icons event that was held last night. Because Whitney looked and (apparently) sounded so amazing at last night’s shindig, I thought it would be appropriate to give her own post to highlight her fabulosity. Here are a few pics of Whitney lookin’ AMAZING on stage last night:

From the moment cocktails were served at 7, buzz swirled around Whitney Houston. Would the long-absent diva really brave the stage at Saturday night’s celebrity-packed Pre-Grammy Gala? Host Clive Davis, Sony Music’s chief creative officer, gave her top billing, and guests at the Beverly Hilton were finally rewarded at 12:30 a.m., when the singer emerged for a short but lively medley that opened with a restrained I Will Always Love You and swelled into a dance jam with It’s Not Right But It’s Okay and I’m Every Woman. Houston, 45, sported big gold hoop earrings and a snug tea-length leopard-print gown as she confidently strutted across the stage in stiletto heels. Though her voice was not the sterling instrument of her prime, she seemed vocally fit, if somewhat buried by the loud band, backup singers and exuberant audience that cheered her return.

OMG, love it!!! You may recall that earlier this week we saw photos of Whitney and her daughter Bobbi Kristina making their arrival in SoCal … at the time, I wondered if Whitney was in town to begin work on her much-anticipated comeback album … I guess now we know the real purpose of her visit to SoCal. Even still, I’m encouraged by the rumors that her new album might be due for release this year. If anyone can get that album out of her, it’s Clive Davis. After the jump, check out a very nice portrait of Whitney and Clive that was taken backstage at last night’s event …

Clive Davis, famed music mogul, was honored at the 51st Annual Grammy Awards Salute To Icons tribute event which was held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel last night and managed to bring out some of the biggest names in music to honor and party with him. Surrounded by his peers and his discoveries, Davis was sittin’ pretty as the night unfolded. Here are a few photos from the red carpet arrivals last night:

A stunning-looking and strong-sounding Whitney Houston made a triumphant return to the stage at a pre-Grammy party honoring her mentor, music mogul Clive Davis. “I’ve got it, I’ve got it!” Houston, looking glamorous in a skintight leopard dress, sang early Sunday morning as she belted a line from one of her classic hits, “I’m Every Woman.” But more than a lyric, it summarized to the crowd of A-list superstars and top industry execs that the superstar — whose drug use and erratic behavior had caused a shocking fall from grace just a few years ago — was back in top form … Houston’s mini-concert put an exclamation point on a night that included a rousing performance by Kelly Clarkson, an unlikely but magical duet between Jennifer Hudson and Barry Manilow and a rambling monologue by Kanye West. “I have to bow in the presence of greats right now,” West said as he looked out into the crowd, which at one point included Sir Paul McCartney, Prince, Diddy, Rihanna, the Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, Quincy Jones, and other luminaries. “I’m just humbled by your greatness, and also Clive,” West told the audience. Davis, the music mogul who founded labels, signed greats ranging from Houston to Bruce Springsteen to Janis Joplin, and resuscitated the careers of veterans like Rod Stewart and Carlos Santana, was honored by the Recording Academy as an industry icon on Saturday, hours before Sunday’s Grammys. For nearly three decades, Davis’ pre-Grammy party and concert had become one of the industry’s most coveted invites; this year, the Recording Academy took the event over and honored Davis instead. But while Davis got an award, he still held court like it was his own party, acting as the evening’s host as he introduced performers like Stewart, the Kings of Leon and Leona Lewis. Diddy got the often staid crowd on their feet with a moving rendition of his tribute to the slain Notorious B.I.G., “I’ll Be Missing You,” with Biggie’s widow, singer Faith Evans, and a gospel choir. Clarkson got one of the evening’s biggest ovations with her performance of her new single, “My Life Would Suck Without You” and the Joplin gem “Piece of My Heart.” But Hudson was perhaps the night’s biggest star — until Houston hit the stage. Starting with the Super Bowl last Sunday, Hudson has been raising her profile after spending months in seclusion following the slayings of her mother, brother and nephew last October. A smiling Houston performed her hit “Spotlight,” which earned her one of her four Grammy nominations, and got a standing ovation from the crowd. But she raised the bar with a pairing with Barry Manilow, injecting one of his signature songs, “Weekend in New England,” with a lacking ingredient — soul. Afterward, the Oscar-winner joined the audience (and friend Fantasia), stood in the front and danced and sang as Houston performed. Houston started off with “I Will Always Love You,” but didn’t hit the high, sustaining notes that made the song such a dramatic, stirring hit. Instead, she kept her voice at medium power, deciding to croon rather than soar. But as she got into hits like “It’s Not Right, But It’s O.K.,” her voice appeared to get stronger — and louder, and while she never replicated the vocal gymnastics of some of her past work, delivered a mesmerizing performance nonetheless. The 45-year-old, one of the best-selling artists of all time and among the greatest singers, hasn’t made an album since 2002. Then she was was sinking due to drug use and a tumultuous personal life — a far cry from the princess image she cultivated since her debut in the 1980s. But the singer is expected to release an album sometime this year, and unlike other reported returns, this comeback seems to be the real deal. “She was on it, she was happy — she’s back,” said Foxx. “Everybody else watch out.”

This Grammy Awards Salute to Icons affair sounded like a night to remember. I cannot even fathom what it must be like to be in presence of so much talent all in one room. The fact that even Kanye West was humbled, well, that should tell you something. After the jump, check out a bunch of photos that range from the performance stage to the interaction in the audience …