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Yikes! is pretty much the best way to describe a disturbing new photo of Michael Jackson that was snapped this week as the man ventured out in public in Beverly Hills, CA. Wearing his, now, trademark surgical mask and cap, Jacko failed to wear gloves on this outing which meant that he had to show off his badly damaged hands … not a pretty sight:

He’s spent millions, by all accounts, keeping his face lily white and smooth. But perhaps Michael Jackson should have put some of that money towards his hands. Or at least have invested in a pair of gloves. The singer’s fingers and nails appeared to be in a terrible state when he stepped out this week. They showed signs of ageing and a distinct lack of care, with puffy, reddened skin and prominent veins. Jackson, 50, was pictured in Beverly Hills. An onlooker said: “His hands looked very discoloured and skin looked like it was dangling from his fingers. His fingernails could only be described as a manicurist’s worst nightmare.” As usual, the star had covered his head with a surgical cap and mask and a pair of dark glasses before he stepped out. On the rare occasions when his face has been seen, experts have pointed to scarring on his nose and hollows either side of it from cosmetic operations. The ‘stitched-on’ appearance of his hairline has also lent weight to rumours that he wears a hairpiece or has had ‘plugs’ of hair inserted into his scalp. He is also thought to have arthritis. Jackson’s increasingly frail appearance has prompted speculation about the state of his health.

Ye gods! I’ve seen some scary photos of Michael Jackson before but … yeesh, this pic has to take the cake. The poor man looks like he is literally falling apart. It’s such a shame to see how much worse Jacko seems to get from day to day … I shudder to think what could be hiding underneath that mask. Again, I say, Yikes!

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After releasing her fairly successful first goss-filled memoir sTori Telling last year (a book that managed to piss off half of Hollywood), Tori Spelling is gettin’ ready to release a follow-up goss-filled memoir this Spring (which is prolly intent on pissing off the other half of Hollywood). Here is our first look at the cover artwork for Tori‘s new book Mommywood which is due out this April:

To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if Tori‘s last tome sTori Telling had something to do with pissing off Shannen Doherty which might’ve had something to do with Tori getting axed from the early eps of 90210 … but we’re in a new year, with a new book (that no one has read yet) and that’s all water under the bridge … for now. This new book is, apparently, more focused on Tori‘s life as a mother … which may not be as interesting as her first book … but my guess is that she’ll throw in some juicy tidbits this time around — you know, for selling points.

After the jump, check out the cover art for Candy Spelling‘s (Tori‘s estranged mother) book Tales from Candyland …

Last night, David and I met up to double-date with Steph and Alek at the ArcLight Theater in Hollywood, CA. We decided to do dinner and a movie (but in reverse order) and Coraline was our film of choice:

Let me be expressly clear — Coraline is AMAZING! Henry Selnick, the director of A Nightmare Before Xmas, has taken Neil Gaiman‘s wildly imaginative book and turned it into a visual masterpiece. In 3D, the film is just … stunning. I have to mention that there are A LOT of Detroit area mentions in the film … I do not recall these mentions in the original book so I suspect it was Selnick who decided to include them. Coraline‘s family hails from Pontiac, MI. Coraline‘s father wears a sweatshirt from Michigan State University. And a snow globe from the Detroit Zoo is featured prominently in the storyline. Additionally, Coraline‘s mother’s car is a silver VW Bettle (exactly like mine) and the family lives in a home called the Pink Palace … uh, something tells me that this movie has been catered to me personally ;) But … I digress. This movie is one of those films that reminds you what movies should be all about … magic and wonder that is capable of whisking you away to another world. There are so many amazing little nuggets of inventiveness in this film, I cannot express how much I want each and every one of you to see it. Neil Gaiman is one of my favorite authors and I am just so happy that one of his stories has been brought to life in this way … see this film! You must. Do try to see it in 3D (I understand that only 40% of the theaters in the country are showing it in 3D) as it will make the magic even more believable.

I should mention that we ran into Anne Hathaway and her new boyfriend double dating with John Krasinski and Emily Blunt at the theater last night. They were in line behind us for popcorn and then sat a couple rows in front of us inside the theater. They all looked so great … but we opted out of bothering them. We were much too bizzy having our own fun:

After the movie, we made our way to Birds on Fairfax for dinner and then decided to call it a night. It was rainy and chilly out so … we decided to end the night there.

This afternoon, David and I are gonna get out and enjoy some of the sunshine that has finally returned to SoCal … it’s still a bit chilly (in the high 50s) but the sun has returned. Huzzah!!

• Jennifer Hudson to perform a “surprise duet” at tomorrow night’s Grammy Awards.
• Rihanna comes to the rescue for a 5-year old fan.
• Noel Gallagher of Oasis to run for British Prime Minister?
• Xtina Aguilera to collaborate with Ladytron?
• Hollywood won’t miss the Beckhams if they move back to Europe.
• Justin Timberlake is serious about acting.
• Ashton Kutcher is 31, Chris Rock is 44, Garth Brooks is 47 and James Spader is 49 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Kids’ jackets from Gwen Stefani‘s clothing line may be deadly to children.
• Some Twihard fans just take things way too far.

Here is this week’s batch of photos sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers — Lori and her 8-year old daughter Brionna who hail from Columbus, OH send in a pic of the two of them celebrating the Pittsburgh Steelers‘ SuperBowl win by waving the Terrible Towel — Kate sends in a pic of her proudly showing how many times the Steelers have won the SupberBowl championship — Melanie sends in a pic from her surprise birthday/SuperBowl 80′s-themed party in Newport News, VA — Amanda sends in a pic from the SuperBowl itself where she was lucky enough to be seated near Frankie Delgado and Doug Reinhardt from The Hills during the game — Jenna sends in a pic of her beautiful daughter Mireya who is celebrating her second birthday:

Again, I have to send out congrats to all the Pittsburgh Steelers fans out there … and much love goes out to all the amazing Pink readers who continue to generously share their fun photos. Keep ‘em coming, I love them all!! xoxox

Just when you thought that things couldn’t get any more pathetic for Michael Lohan, he goes and proves you wrong. Earlier this past week, we learned that Michael Lohan decided to give up blogging a little over a month after he launched his official blog … and now, I guess, we know why. Early this morning, at just after 12AM, the webhost posted the following message on Lohan‘s official blog:

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Failure of Payment
This blog will be completely shutting down in 24 hours due to failure of payment.

Thank You.

-Webmaster

Posted by Admin at 12:18 AM

LOL. I mean, what else is there to say. This is, IMHO, the perfect way for Michael Lohan to go out.

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Game time! Can you guess which photo-friendly celeb was spotted showing off his new wheels on the streets of Hollywood, CA yesterday?

Clearly this person was very keen on showing off his brand, spanking new silver Audi R8 to anyone he happened to come upon … including the paparazzi. I wonder what person’s ladylove thinks about this new toy. I wonder if she’s into fancy whips like this? HMMM. After the jump, find out who it is …

It’s a very good thing that Amy Winehouse does not have an endorsement contract with Kellogg’s because after seeing this new photo of Amy on holiday in the Caribbean on the island of St. Lucia, well, she’d prolly get fired from that endorsement deal. Check out this photo of Amy shamelessly puffin’ on, what looks to be, a hand-rolled cigarette … I think it’s safe to guess what exactly she’s got packed in that fattie she’s smokin’:

POP junkie AMY WINEHOUSE puffs on a cannabis joint on holiday — in her battle AGAINST drug addiction. Pals say the Rehab singer, 25, smokes ten spliffs a day on Caribbean isle St Lucia to suppress cravings for class-A drugs. And they are ENCOURAGING her £500-a-week habit — as it has been giving her the munchies and helping her back to a healthy weight. A close friend said: “Amy hasn’t touched crack or cocaine for months. She has been really good. Drugs are easy to get in St Lucia but she has just stuck to smoking dope. The amazing thing is she smokes all morning then sees her personal trainer in the afternoon and is put through a gruelling workout.” The star has also been keeping busy by giving singing lessons to kids at a school near to her villa. But the headteacher was horrified when she turned up at class wearing a bra and skimpy vest. A source said: “They scrabbled around and found a spare PE kit for her to wear. Because she’s so tiny, it fit.”

Truth be told, if this report is really true … I think I would agree with these friends who are encouraging her to puff on the locoweed in order for her to gain some weight back. The use of marijuana is not illegal in all parts of the world and I suspect that it’s not at all a big deal in St. Lucia so … smoke up, Amy! If smoking keeps her away from the hard drugs AND helps her gain some weight, I’m all for it. I personally am not a fan of smoking anything but to each their own. In fact, I think it would be a GREAT idea for Michael Phelps to take a little vacay to St. Lucia while he fulfills his 3-month suspension from USA Swimming. At least down there, he wouldn’t get into any trubble … as long as he stays far away from the cameras.

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Yay! Congratulations are in order for supercute couple Clare Danes and her beau Hugh Dancy who just got engaged to be married! US Weekly magazine is reporting that the pair have finally decided to get hitched:

Claire Danes and her British boyfriend, Hugh Dancy, are engaged, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. The couple have been inseparable since meeting on the 2007 film Evening. At the NYC premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic, Dancy explained to Us what he looks for in his perfect girl. He told Us, “Someone who’s intelligent, somebody who makes me laugh. I know people always say a good sense of humor, but they’re usually lying. Somebody who kind of has an independent life and ambition.” Would Dancy — who appears opposite Isla Fisher in Shopaholic — consider making another film with his bride-to-be? “Never say never,” he told Us at the Sundance Film Festival. “There’s no list of people I wouldn’t work with, up to and including Claire. Obviously, I respect her as an actress immensely!” No word yet on when Danes, 29, and Dancy, 33, plan to walk down the aisle.

I don’t know why but I totally thought that these two had been together longer … it seems like they’ve been this adorable couple for a few years. In any event, it’s been quite a few months since we’ve seen photos of this couple out and about. As you may recall (or, most likely, you do not recall) the couple jetted off to Italy for a little holiday together back in July. I seem to recall that the couple looked very happy and very much in lurve :) I am thrilled that these two decided to take the plunge … they make a great couple and I wish them all the happiness in the world. Congrats!!

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