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Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel have only been married for a few weeks now but the couple are already to share the intimate deets from their wedding day (and night) with the public. The March issue of Elle magazine promises insider, personal photos from Jergie Jerg‘s wedding … including a couple pretty intimate photos that may surprise you. First up, here are a couple of lovely photos of Fergie and Josh from just before and just after the actual wedding itself:

Whether you believe in the power of the unconscious to will your fate ever closer, or, like most of us, you simply long for a good fairy tale and a storybook ending, you can’t deny the kismet connection of this dreamboat and his dream girl, who lived through some starker realities before finding each other in 2004. They got hitched January 10 in Malibu, and much was traditional: The ceremony was Catholic; the bride, groom, and wedding party wore Dolce & Gabbana (she donned the label twice: first, her gown, and then a shorter version for the reception); the groomsmen were Duhamel’s high school friends from North Dakota. And much, as could be expected, wasn’t… CHECK OUT THE MARCH ISSUE OF ELLE FOR THE FULL STORY ON FERGIE AND JOSH DUHAMEL’S WEDDING

Aww … ain’t these photos purdy? Yeah, well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. After the jump, check out a couple other photos of a fairly intimate nature that were taken IN the couple’s marriage bed — trust me, you prolly don’t want to miss the photo of Fergie undressing Josh …

It’s been a few weeks since we’ve seen little Miss Harlow Winter Madden out and about with her famous folks Nicole Richie and Joel Madden … and that is why I am very happy to see these new photos of Nicole and Harlow enduring the wet winter rain that is plaguing SoCal this week. Here are a couple new photos of mommy and the little one out and about in West Hollywood, CA yesterday:

OMGTHOSEPRECIOUSLITTLECHEEKSARESOCUTEICOULDDIE!!! Even tho Harlow doesn’t look too pleased to be dealing with the weather, she is still the cutest little darling around. I must reiterate, I think that she is my fave celeb baby. She is mos def the cutest. Nicole and Harlow were making their way into a photo studio for a shoot so we should be seeing new pics of one (or both) of them in the near future. OY! This little girl is so cute … those cheeks, they kill me!

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We’ve already seen the FIRST image and the SECOND image from Miu Miu‘s new Spring/Summer 09 ad campaign featuring Katie Holmes … but today we get to see the rest of the images from the campaign now that MiuMiu.com has been updated with the full set of S/S 09 ad campaign photos. Here are a few new photos of Katie Holmes trying to be as fabulously Victoria Beckham as she can for Miu Miu:

When Katie Holmes signed a deal to become the new face of fashion range Miu Miu, she didn’t have to look too far for modelling advice. In the latest images released from her new Miu Miu campaign, the actress appears to have taken posing tips from close friend Victoria Beckham. In contrast to her real-life smiley image, Mrs Cruise looks pouty and straight-faced as she reclines on various sofas and floors for the stunning shoot. The 30-year-old’s appearance in the Miu Miu Spring/Summer ’09 campaign marks her first major advertising campaign. In the atmospheric ads, Katie poses in clothing and sunglasses from the Miu Miu brand in warm, glowing room. The high-necked dresses and tunics cover up Katie’s increasingly skinny frame. Katie alarmed fans earlier this week when her Christian Lacroix vintage dress exposed her bony breastplate and protruding collarbone. The photos were taken by acclaimed photography duo Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, who cited Italian film-maker Federico Fellini as their inspiration. Miu Miu said the photos portray ‘a luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality, which evokes a certain Fellini-esque chaotic excess’. In contrast to the make-up free, pale Katie we’ve seen on the streets of New York over the last few months, the actress looks glowing in the ads with her shiny skin and smoky eyes. Her bob is also gelled back to give the impression of a much shorter haircut – a similar length to the one Victoria is currently sporting. Since meeting husband Tom Cruise in 2005, Katie has been transformed from the girl-next-door in Dawson’s Creek to A-list fashionista. While regularly winning kudos for her outfits, Katie has also been accused of stealing Victoria’s style. After having long locks for most of her career, Katie went for a ‘Pob’ cut – the Posh version of a bob – in 2007 – nine months after Victoria lost her hair extensions. While also wearing a host of designer fashion on the red carpet, Katie is also interested in designing herself and has worn several of her own creations to Hollywood events. The Batman Begins star is the latest in a list of high-profile stars to front a Miu Miu campaign. Previous Miu Miu models include French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis, Kristen Dunst, Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore and Chloe Sevigny.

Oh yeah, she really does look Posh in these photos. While I miss the All-American girl next door that we all knew and loved, I don’t really hate this new, more fashionable Katie Holmes. Sure, it still looks like she is trying too hard but … I cannot fault her for trying to look as fabulous as possible. Who doesn’t love to play dress-up … and get paid for it? After the jump, check out another batch of Katie Holmes for Miu Miu ad photos …

Ruh ro! Has Kevin Federline been creepin’ around behind the back of his new ladyfriend Victoria Prince? Is The Federline back to his wild ways? Here are a couple of new photos of K-Fed posing for photos with self-proclaimed “My Space Royalty” and “Internet Celebrity” Jeffree Star at a club in Las Vegas, NV last night … is there something going on betwixt these two that we’re not aware of?

Sure, sure … these two may have merely been thrown together for a photo opp by some insistent publicist but it is also true that they may be up to some sort of collabo … or something. After all, both men (?) are musicians and each have about the same amount of fame … mebbe they are planning some sort of pop/rap masterpiece that is meant to blow our minds? I know that they say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas but I guess you can never be too sure. These two really do make a handsome couple. Er, let me rephrase that … these two really do look worthy of one another. What do y’all think? Do you like these two as the hot new Hollywood couple?

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Last weekend we got our first look at Orlando Bloom in full costume (er, or in half-nekkid costume, that is) on the set of his new film Sympathy for Delicious which is currently in production here in LA. Today we get to see a few new photos of Orlando almost as equally half-nekkid as he filmed scenes at an LA club last night for the film. Except for the hippie-esque nehru jacket, Orlando was really rockin’ the goth garb on set last night … much to the delight of fans/extras who were on hand to watch filming first hand:

Nail polish, wild hair and covered in tattoos, this is Orlando Bloom as you’ve never seen him before. The clean-cut Hollywood pin-up well and truly threw off his pretty boy image for his new role in the drama Sympathy For Delicious. The actor completely transformed his usually well-groomed appearance to play an aspiring rock star complete with fake tattoos, scruffy brown wig, heavy eye make-up and black nail polish. He filmed scenes for the movie at a theatre in downtown LA yesterday where he strutted around the stage shirtless – much to the delight of a screaming female audience. The 32-year-old star of Pirates Of The Caribbean stepped into the role after Milk actor James Franco pulled out at the 11th hour due to a scheduling conflict. In one scene Orlando’s character is caught up in a on stage fight with his paralyzed bandmate ‘Delicious’ Dean O’Dwyer, played by theatre actor Christopher Thornton. The movie, which also stars Juliette Lewis, follows Delicious as he turns to faith-healing and mysteriously gains the power to cure the sick. However, his healing powers do not extend to himself. The film is directed by Just Like Heaven actor Mark Ruffalo, who is returning to work for the first time his his brother Scott died in a shooting incident in December. Ruffalo will also take an acting role in the film as a Jesuit priest who helps the DJ explore his gift and accept its limitations.

I’m still not sure if I can take Orlando (or his wretched wig) seriously in this role … I mean, just by judging the static photos alone, I can’t see him bringing this rocker character to life. That being said, Orlando is a superb actor and I have faith that he’ll be able to pull it off … I just can’t envision it yet. I don’t might at all seeing photos of Bloomie all half-nekkid … the leather pants, I’m a fan of. I’m sure it was pretty cool for the folks in attendance at last night’s taping to see Orlando Bloom in action. I can’t wait to see more.

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Okay, in all honesty … being penned up in our new place together since last Sunday is starting to get a bit boring. This does not mean that David and I are tired of one another but our week has pretty much been working on our computers all day and unpacking boxes all night. It has been nice to settle together and our bedroom is almost finished but we still have many boxes in the living room and lots of books to shelve before his stuff arrives from NYC. Tonight, we are deffo getting out of the house … we’re meeting up with Steph and Alek to see Coraline in 3D, so we’re excited for that.

This weekend will also be a very exciting one … David and I have plans to attend a very fun affair, which I’ll talk about soon :)

I’m happy to report that the sun keeps poking thru the rain clouds and altho it’s been chilly and wet all day yesterday and today, it’s a nice change of pace from the usual fare we get here in SoCal. I might have to find my galoshes before we head out into the wetness later on today.

Life is finally starting to normalize, David and I are getting into our home routines … it won’t be long until everything is totally back to normal. I am really excited to be out among people tonight … it’ll be nice to do something other than unpack :)

• Jennifer Aniston doesn’t like her gray hair.
• John Mayer brags about sleepovers with Jennifer Aniston.
• Christian Bale apologizes to fans on KROQ here in SoCal.
• T.I. talks to Mojo in the Morning on Detroit radio station Channel 95.5 before he begins his jail sentence.
• Audrina Patridge reveals that she is NOT dating Benji Madden. Whew!
• $300,000 for that interview with the octuplet mom?
• Etta James claims that she was just joking when she said she wanted to “whip” Beyoncé‘s ass.
• Smallville brings the shirtlessness.
• Rugby player Danny Care strips for a good cause.
• Isla Fisher does Allure magazine.
• Speidi will not let the rain get in the way of their physical fitness.
• After putting on a lackluster (some say horrible) show in Grand Rapids, MI last night, Jessica Simpson‘s rep is calling her poor performance an “off night”.
• Say what? Hayden Panettiere making out with Jesse McCartney?
• Rick Astley is 43, Kathy Najimy is 52, Natalie Cole is 59 and Zsa Zsa Gabor is 92 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Val Kilmer running for New Mexico governor?
• Axl Rose seems pretty sure that he will never reconcile with Slash.
• Patrick Swayze‘s memoir is due out this Fall.
• The New York Times gives a great review for Coraline.

Reunited Beverly Hills, 90210 co-stars Jennie Garth (who plays Kelly Taylor) and Tori Spelling (who plays Donna Martin) weathered the brisk rain here in SoCal yesterday afternoon as the ladies filmed scenes for Tori‘s long-awaited return to the spin-off series 90210 on the wet streets of Beverly Hills, CA. As you may recall, earlier this week we saw the first photos of Tori Spelling filming scenes for 90210 with Jennie and newcomer Jessica Stroup (who plays Erin Silver, little sister to both Kelly Taylor and Donna‘s husband David Silver) … and today we get to see new pics of the ladies in action:

It is really great to see Tori back in the mix with Jennie on the show. We’re gonna have to wait until April to see Tori back on the show but I’m glad that we’re getting these sneak peeks of her back in action. I am really curious to know if Tori and Shannen Doherty (who plays Brenda Walsh) will have any scenes together … as y’all should be aware, there is no love lost between these estranged co-stars. I’m really hoping that some semblance of bitchy drama is going to be interjected into the show in some capacity. Clearly, Tori is fine with injections … so that should be no problem. I gotta say, I am enjoying 90210 … it may not have the same pop cultural impact that the original series had but I think it builds pretty successfully on that impact. I’m a fan and I’m excited to see what other little old skool goodies they are planning for future eps.

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Donnie Wahlberg, who is (as y’all are well aware) a member of the iconic boyband New Kids on the Block, published an interesting new blogpost on the official NKOTB website yesterday. It would seem that Donnie is very excited about the prospect of NKOTB hitting the road again this coming Summer after the guys completed a fairly successful tour last Fall. It should be noted that Donnie reveals that he was in Amsterdam when he wrote this new blogpost … which *might* explain why his post is so … erratic. Here is the full text of Donnie‘s latest blogpost, all spelling and grammatical errors are his own:

DONNIE SAYS…

Hey All….

Canada? NUTS!

The US? CRAZY!

The UK and Europe? INSANE!

The US and Canada again???

ARE YOU F@#*ING KIDDING ME?!

Is your head really screwed on straight???

Is your mind really right?????

Are you absolutely sure you want to do it again??

Cuz guess what?

I AM READY!!!!!!

I am more than ready!!!!!

I was ready the day we stopped.

Here’s the thing….

We had so much fun….

Can we have more?

We let ourselves go….

Can we go further?

We pushed it to the limit….

Can we push it harder?

We got crazy…

Can we really get any crazier???????

HELL YEAH WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your time!!!!!!

This is our time!!!!!!

It only gets better!!!!!!!!!!

I’M GETTING TOO EXCITED!!!!!

I can’t even type no more…..

It’s 4 am in Amsterdam and I gotta go for a run in the sub-zero temperatures to cool off!!!!!

It’s about to get real crazy.

You’ve been warned.

Come ready or don’t come at all!!!!!!!

In 2009 we go harder.

There is too much to be down about in the world right now…..

Let’s laugh and sing and dance and hug and kiss and spread the love all the way through it!!!!

It’s our time.

Nuff said.

As Always Your Man-

Donnie W

PS- you ain’t get enough face time? You ain’t get any face time?

It’s 4AM- I don’t sleep.

Find me!!!!!

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! This post really reads like it was copy edited by Courtney Love. It’s absolutely impossible to know for sure BUT, it would seem that Donnie may have been under the influence of something when he wrote this blogpost. Mebbe he was under the influence of excitement, mebbe under the influence of glee … mebbe he was under the influence of happiness that the world now knows that his KNOTB bandmate Jonathan Knight is out of closet? OR … mebbe it’s something else ;) Who knows … all I know is that I think it’s safe to induct Donne Wahlberg into the Crazy Celeb Blog Hall of Fame. It remains to be seen if there will be more posts of this nature in the future but … I can’t wait to find out. What do YOU think influenced Donnie‘s erratic blogpost?

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Now that we know that David Beckham is looking to remain in Milan, Italy to play professional soccer with AC Milan (leaving his former team, the LA Galaxy, in a lurch), we have to look to the real boss in the Beckham family — Victoria Beckham — to see if the fam will really be packing up their shizz and are planning to move back to Europe. Yesterday afternoon, Vicki B. donned a silvery Inspector Gadget-like trenchcoat (to brave the SoCal rain) and made her way to LAX Airport to fly back to London, England. Just this week, new reports began to surface that VB is being courted by Simon Cowell to sign on to be a judge on the UK competitive reality TV series X-Factor (which is like our version of American Idol which is like the original UK series Pop Idol). Rumor has it, Cowell wants to replace current judge Dannii Minouge with Posh. If Becks does end up staying in Italy, it seems feasible to me that VB would be interested in taking this gig:

The former Spice Girl was said to be considering an offer of more than £1million a series in a move which could help her invigorate her showbusiness career. Mr Cowell wanted her to replace Miss Minogue before the new series of the highly-popular ITV programme in the autumn, the story claimed. Mrs Beckham, 34, has been living in Los Angeles with her children while her husband David plays football for the LA Galaxy. But if he transfers to AC Milan, where he is currently on loan, she could consider moving back to Europe and joining X Factor. She is also said to have been tempted after seeing the success fellow WAG and singer Cheryl Cole, 25, has had since joining as a judge, the report claimed. A friend told the Daily Mail: “She doesn’t want to come back to Europe with her tail between her legs. But if she can return here to be on the X Factor, then that is different.” The move could cause tension between Mrs Beckham and Mrs Cole – something which may have positively influenced mischievous Cowell’s decision. Although the two women are friends, the Girls Aloud singer has made a series of negative comments about her contemporary Posh recently. In January, she criticised her for her lack of support when the allegations of her husband Ashley Cole’s infidelity surfaced. And she was recently quoted as saying that Mrs Beckham’s fashion range of dresses was for “older women” and “not something (Girls Aloud) would wear”. Simon Cowell’s spokesman Max Clifford told the Mail: “Simon speaks very highly of Victoria. I know he likes her a lot. This deal has not been mentioned to me.” A spokesman for Simon Cowell denied the story and said: “It’s complete rubbish. Nobody has ever had a conversation with Victoria Beckham or her people about this. She has not even been considered for the job.”

Blah. This Beckham move back to Europe is sounding more and more like it’s going to come to pass. VB and the boys will, most likely, relocate back to England while Becks gets a bachelor pad in Milan and the family flies back and forth , just like he did when he played for Real Madrid in Spain. Personally, I love that Dannii Minogue is a judge on X-Factor but I could see Cowell doing something as shitty as dumping Dannii for Vicki B. In any even, even if VB doesn’t join X-Factor, I’m sure she’ll have plenty of things to keep her occupied in the UK. I’ll be sad to see the family go but … as I said, I completely understand. Boo.

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