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Girls Gone Wild founder and convicted felon Joe Francis has been arrested again after homie thought it would be cool to breeze into court 5 hours late to a hearing concerning charges of tax evasion. Upon his arrival, Francis tried to give the “I’m sick” excuse and was handcuffed and taken into custody … which prolly means that being 5 hours late to court ain’t very cool after all. Here is one of Joe‘s old mug shots (the new one hasn’t been released) and some deets on what went down:

“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis has been arrested in Los Angeles after he showed up five hours late for a court hearing in his tax evasion case. When the adult-video entrepreneur finally appeared in court on Monday afternoon, he told the judge he was suffering from the flu. Francis’ attorney Melissa Weinberger says U.S. marshals then handcuffed Francis and took him away. Francis is accused of claiming more than $20 million in bogus business expenses on his corporate tax returns, including $3.8 million for a home in Mexico and $10.4 million in phony consulting services. He has pleaded not guilty to two counts of federal tax evasion. The hearing was to consider a request from his tax attorneys to recuse themselves.

This man’s disdain and disrespect for the law is ridiculous. I really hope he continues to act in this childish and idiotic way so that he will continue to be thrown back in jail time and time again. I suppose Joe hasn’t learned the lesson that it’s not very smart to piss off the government, especially when they think you owe them money. Don’t be surprised if Joe Francis ends up getting a nice long stretch in federal prison when this matter is all said and done … but do be relieved, like I will be :)

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Woot! The day that longtime Beverly Hills, 90210 fans never thought would arrive has finally come to pass … Tori Spelling reprised her role as Donna Martin yesterday on the set of the spin-off show 90210 as she filmed her first scenes with former co-star Jennie Garth (as Kelly Taylor) and newcomer Jessica Stroup (as Erin Silver). Here are the first pics of Donna, Kelly and Silver in 90210-land:

The reunion of Tori Spelling’s Donna and Jennie Garth’s Kelly on the CW’s 90210 is an attention-grabber for fans of the original drama. Put the actresses in a Rolls-Royce convertible to film a scene in the heart of Beverly Hills and the paparazzi are thrilled as well. A dozen or more photographers gathered Monday to grab shots of the pair, who starred in the 1990s Fox hit Beverly Hills 90210. Spelling is joining the CW sequel, which features Garth, for a multi-episode arc that begins airing April 14. It was the first time the CW show lived up to the 90210 zip code by filming in Beverly Hills. Spelling is used to being a paparazzi magnet. She shrugged off the attention and called it “just another day out.”

Yay! I suppose it was a bit too much to hope that Tori, Jennie and Shannen Doherty would be reunited for Tori‘s first scene on the show but … I’ll take what I can get. I am SO relieved that the dispute between Tori Spelling the 90210 producers has been resolved so that she can return to the show and bring Donna Martin back to life. I’ve always contended that the dispute came down to money and I personally believe that one side or the other caved (my guess is that Tori decided to take the money they were willing to pay her). In the end, tho, Donna Martin is back … and full of botox! I’m sure Tori‘s puffy face has everything to do with the role she’s playing as a Beverly Hills housewife. Uh uh. Remember, former BH, 90210 star Jason Priestly is directing this episode featuring Tori Spelling‘s debut on the show … and it will air on The CW on April 14. Mark your calendars, it’s gonna be a big night for pop culture fans.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have made their way to Brazil to do a little promo work (and possibly enjoy a little R+R?) and they look to be in a partying mood … well, at least Tom does … Katie, for her part, looks tired and worn out. Tommy, on the other hand, is smiling from ear to ear and seems happy to show off his bulging muscles which cannot help but show thru his flimsy black shirt. Here are pics of TomKat as they stepped out onto the streets of Brazil this weekend:

TOM CRUISE is clearly keen to show off his new trim bod. The Mission Impossible star has got into decent shape recently, just in time to fulfil endless publicity for his new film, Valkyrie He’s currently in Brazil, where the film debuts on Tuesday, and enjoyed an evening at a sushi restaurant in Copa Cabana wearing this see-through top with wife KATIE HOLMES. The couple had earlier taken their daughter SURI to a beach located on the residential area of a Brazilian military base in Rio de Janeiro, where she mixed with children of military staff.

Yeah, I don’t know that I need to see Tom Cruise‘s nipples poking thru his sheer shirt … I realize it may be hot down in Brazil but … are sheer shirts on men really necessary? I guess it depends on the man, actually … Hugh Jackman could wear a sheer shirt any time he likes and I’d be OK with it. In any event, I hope Katie is able to get some rest … she’s been workin’ hard on Broadway for the past few months, she deffo deserves a vacay. Get some sun, Katie … and get a proper shirt or your husband! Thanks!!

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OCA, an advocacy group that seeks to “advance the social, political and economic well-being of Asian Pacific Americans” has issued a statement regarding that offensive photo we saw yesterday of Miley Cyrus, Justin Gaston and friends mimicking Asian features in a seemingly mocking way. The group finds no humor in the photo and expresses its disappointment in the statement. Here is the full text of the statement released by George Wu of OCA:

“The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent…

…Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans, said George Wu, executive director of OCA. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.

OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.”

I absolutely agree, as I stated yesterday, I am just as offended and disappointed in this kind of behavior. I’m also very disappointed and saddened to read all the comments on the blog condoning or, at the very least, laughing off this behavior as “it’s only a joke”. For me, the issue isn’t about being PC to a fault, it’s about respect for other people. Making fun of people, even if you think they’re laughing with you, is just wrong … plain and simple. It’s not a “liberal” matter, it’s not a “PC” matter — it’s a common sense matter. Very young children, who are Hannah Montana fans, learn to mimic things they see and hear. Even tho you may not be offended and you may not think it’s a big deal, it is offensive and a very big deal for other people. Making fun of Asian features, calling someone “retarded”, saying “you’re so gay” is offensive — even if you think it’s funny. I feel sorry for the people who think that saying “lighten up” and “get a life” is a way to explain away this sort of hurtful behavior. It would seem that they don’t understand the hurt and pain that this kind of mocking behavior can cause. As I said yesterday, my biggest concern is that young children might see this sort of behavior and feel validated to emulate it because they think it’s funny, since Miley Cyrus does it. If people would just think about the things they say and do at the expense of others, they might realize that what they intend to be funny is actually pretty harmful.

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Yesterday we learned the upsetting news that Britney Spears was on the verge of canceling her upcoming tour The Circus starring Britney Spears after negotiations with her ex-husband Kevin Federline fell apart and it was uncertain if her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James would be allowed to go on tour with her. Once K-Fed‘s lawyers caught wind of the talks, they stepped in and threatened to disallow Britney‘s request to let her sons go on the road with her … resulting in the threat that the whole tour could be called off. Today her official website, BritneySpears.com, has been updated with the good news that an agreement has been reached and her sons will be going on with with her:

The news comes at the end of a post that explains the way the performance stage will be set up for her tour, here is the full text of the entire post:

Britney’s Circus Plans Revealed:

Stage design plans are in for Virgin Mobile Presents the Circus Starring Britney Spears. And they prove that this isn’t going to be like any circus, or concert, you’ve seen before. According to tour designer Jamie King, “Britney and I are really excited to conceptualize her Circus tour. We’ve taken the idea of a traditional ‘big-top circus’ and given it a Britney Spears twist. This circus is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. It’s sexy, fun, explosive, and full of surprises. We wanted the stage to resemble the design of a three-ring circus where multiple acts can take place simultaneously.

While avoiding such traditional circus elements as live animals, we’ve created something innovative and exciting using contortionists, dancers, lighting, fire and other special effects. In the end, we just want fans to experience a unique and thrilling concert with Britney.” Britney is so excited to kick off her tour. She has been enjoying every moment of rehearsals and is looking forward to performing in front of a live audience again. Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour. The Circus kicks off in New Orleans on March 3rd.

This is really great news, I had a feeling a deal would be struck … as I mentioned yesterday, money talks. My guess is that the sweet deal K-Fed was offered yesterday by Britney and her father/conservator Jamie Spears got a bit sweeter after his lawyers go into the mix. Britney has always been willing to pay a premium for her children … I am just *thrilled* that the tour is officially out of jeopardy. The Circus starring Britney Spears will kick off in New Orleans, LA — as scheduled — exactly one month from today! Woot!!

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