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My dear friend Ollie Twittered the funniest video I’ve seen in a very long time and I feel incumbent to share it with all y’all. Here is video of a young boy talking to his father after having a tooth pulled … as you’ll see, the poor little guy was still feeling the effects of the laughing gas that was administered to him. Trust me, the vid is worth watching in full to the end:

Cheers to the industrious father who decided to share this awesome video with the world! This has to be my fave amateur You Tube video of all time (tho THIS video of Aretha Franklin‘s Inauguration back-up singer is pretty hilarious, too). LOL!!!! Doesn’t going to the dentist look like so much fun?

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Earlier today we saw photos of Leighton Meester lockin’ lips with one of her Gossip Girl co-stars on the snowy NYC set of their show yesterday afternoon … and now we get to see a few pics of a couple of other GG stars lockin’ lips off set last night as well. Ed Westwick (who plays Chuck Bass) and Jessica Szohr (who plays Vanessa Abrams) were very open about flaunting their romantic relationship at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night at the NY Knicks vs. LA Lakers game … behold:

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are definitely dating. The Gossip Girl costars engaged in rare PDA Monday night, smooching on the lips at the New York Knicks-Los Angeles Lakers Game in NYC. They appeared affectionate through the night, with Westwick often whispering into Szohr’s ear and cracking jokes with her all night. The two have tried to keep their romance under wraps. Asked who she’ll be kissing on New Years, Szohr recently told Usmagazine.com, “My boyfriend, if I had one! Maybe I’ll find out. The two were first spotted smooching at a Dallas airport in late November after spending Thanksgiving with Chace Crawford’s family.

There have been rampant rumors that Ed and Jessica have been dating for weeks now but I believe this is the first solid proof of their togetherness. Admittedly, they make an odd couple (mainly because I associate them with the characters they play on Gossip Girl) but they seem very happy. Ed looks about as thrilled to wrap his lips around Jessica’s tongue as he is to wrap them around that beer bottle. I think it’s awesome that Cheech Marin was sitting right behind them and got to watch them “interact” up close. LOL! So now we know for sure that Ed and Jessica are knockin’ boots off set, just like Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have been doing for months now. I love that Gossip Girl gives the drama off screen as well as on screen. What do y’all think of this new couple? Do we approve?

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Here are a couple photos of Katie Holmes and her robotic daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise taking a break from Tom Cruise as they strolled together on Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil yesterday (you may recall that TomKat are in South America to do some promo work for his new film Valkyrie) … and it looks like they tried to make a break for it:

I don’t believe that little Suri is programmed for escape cuz … well, her little robot legs didn’t let her escape. I understand that Xenu-lovin’ friends of Tom jumped out of the bushes with nets and dragged gently encouraged Katie and Suri back to their pen hotel room. Ah well, better luck next time!

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Here is our first look at the upgraded downgraded and much bulkier Terminator T-600 as it will be featured in the upcoming film Terminator: Salvation, starring Christian Bale as John Connor. As you can see, this “older” version of the Terminator model (which is, I think, newer than the models we saw in Terminator, T-2: Judgment Day and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) looks much more heavy duty than ever before … due to the time travel elements in the storyline, even tho this is the “newest” Terminator that we’ve seen, it’s older than the previous models (which came from further in the future):

Honestly, as scary as this bad ass robot looks, it pales in comparison to how scary Christian Bale sounded on the set of Terminator: Salvation. In case you missed it the first time, you can click HERE to hear what I’m talking about. Despite Christian‘s flare up on set, I still heart him and I am very much looking forward to this new action flick.

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Michael Phelps is finally showing his face again in public after scandal broke this past weekend in the wake of a leaked photo of the 14-time Olympic Gold Medalist puffin’ on a humongous marijuana pipe (more commonly referred to as a bong). One day after the photo hit the Internets, Phelps released a statement thru his representatives that expressed his regret over the behavior exhibited in the aforementioned photo. Today, for the first time since the photo came out, Phelps showed up at a Baltimore swimming complex with a beefy bodyguard in tow:

As you might imagine, Phelpsie wasn’t really in a talking mood … he refused to respond to questions that were thrown out at him by photogs and had to be quickly escorted into the building by his husky minder. It remains to be see what, if any, consequences will come from that image damaging photo … but one thing’s certain, for now, Phelps ain’t got nothing to say. Which is OK … his photo has already inspired 1,000+ words on his behalf.

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Whoa … new scenes for upcoming eps of Gossip Girl are being filmed on the streets of NYC this week and today, in particular, we get to check out a bunch of new photos of Leighton Meester (in her role as Blair Waldorf) kissing a main character in a snow storm:

Because the identity of the main character that she is smoochin’ on might be too much of a spoiler for upcoming eps, I’ve put the reveal behind the cut. After the jump, for those of you who don’t mind the spoiler, find out who B is kissin’ in this photo …

OY! The unpacking and settling is slow going but David and I are gettin’ stuff unpacked and put away slowly but surely. We’re still trying to get our bearings in our new, bigger home … it’s fun. We both spent most of yesterday working and only got out of the house well after dark (he went to the gym, I ran to Target). Nothing really exciting to update, this is pretty much it … today we’re gonna try and get out of the house to, first, enjoy the beautiful weather and secondly to take care of more errands. We have a bunch of stuff left to take care of and STILL have a bunch of boxes to unpack. OH yeah, and David’s stuff hasn’t even arrived from NYC yet :) Yes, we’ve got a lot of work ahead of us … but we’re getting there. Nesting is fun, so far.

• Today is the Day the Music Died … 50 years ago.
• Former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was released from jail today after serving only 100 days of his sentence.
• Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir is now the world’s first openly lesbian Prime Minister, taking office in Iceland.
• Osama Sam Lutfi files suit against Britney, Lynne and Jamie Spears for libel and defamation. [thanks BlissBoo]
• Bobby Brown is having a 5th child.
• Click HERE to see Lisa Loeb‘s beautiful wedding photo, shot by my friend and amazing photographer Justine Ungaro!
• Former Girl Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson is getting her own reality show.
• The Bonnaroo line-up has been announced, Nine Inch Nails will be there! [thanks Shannon]
• Brangelina skip the Oscar luncheon.
• Olivia Palmero reportedly refuses to fight with Whitney Port … physically.
• Boys like dolls, too.
• Ryan Reynolds gets mostly nekkid in his new movie The Proposal.
• Oklahoma politician Gary James is proud to be racist and homophobic. As a former Okie, I am embarrassed that trash like James gives Oklahoma a bad name.
• Jamie Pressly does Shape magazine.
• He’s Just Not That Into You premieres.
• Pink is the new Rachel McAdams on the set of Sherlock Holmes.
• Marky Mark is planning to get marry married in August.
• Thomas Calabro (Melrose Place) is 50, Nathan Lane is 53 and Morgan Fairchild is 59 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Olympian Mark Spitz feels “badly” for Michael Phelps.
• JK Rowling becomes a knight in France.
• Ryan Adams starts blogging again HERE.

Even tho Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was sworn in and has been on the job for about 2 weeks now, she participated in another swearing in ceremony — officiated by Vice President Joe Biden — yesterday with her husband President Bill Clinton, her daughter Chelsea and her mother Dorothy Rodham (not pictured) in attendance. Here is a photo of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton taking the oath of office in Washington DC yesterday afternoon:

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has been on the job for nearly two weeks, but there’s always an excuse for a lavish celebration. [Yesterday] afternoon, in the gilded Benjamin Franklin room on State’s top floor, close friends and lawmakers watched her get publicly sworn in by Vice President Biden. The guests who nibbled on treats and drank wine and beer to the strains of violin music included Chevy Chase, the actor; former Secretaries of State Henry Kissinger, James A. Baker III, Lawrence Eagleburger and Madeleine Albright; House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.); Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.), Sens. John Kerry (D-Mass.), Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) and Carl Levin (D-Mich.); and Governors John Corzine of new Jersey and Martin O’Malley of Maryland. Washington power player Vernon Jordan and Obama foreign policy aide Samantha Power — who had a very public spat with Clinton during the presidential campaign — also mingled among the several hundred guests. A cheer went up when Clinton walked into the room with her husband, former president Bill Clinton, her daughter Chelsea and her mother Dorothy Rodham. Before Biden began to administer the oath, some members of the crowd started chanting, “Get it right, get it right,” in reference to the botched oath originally administered to President Obama. “Never did I think, Madame Secretary, that I’d swear you in as secretary of state,” Biden said to laughter. “Never did I think I’d be sworn in as vice president.” Both Biden and Clinton had challenged Obama for the Democratic nomination, and Clinton also noted the irony. “As Joe laughingly referenced, neither one of us thought we’d be here,” she said. “Life has a funny way of unfolding, and politics is even stranger.” Clinton earned the biggest laugh and applause when she thanked her husband, resplendent in a red tie, after acknowledging her mother and daughter. “I am so grateful to him,” the former first lady said of the former president, “for a lifetime of [pause] all kinds of experiences — which have given me an extraordinary richness that I am absolutely beholden to and grateful for.” Clinton will begin her first day of public diplomacy Tuesday when she meets separately with the foreign ministers of Great Britain and Germany. The administration’s evolving policy on Iran will be high on the agenda because political directors of the six countries seeking to negotiate with Tehran will meet on Wednesday to consider their next steps. Clinton also must decide when and where she will make her first trip, a symbolically important mission. Diplomats in Asia say she is considering traveling to Japan, South Korea and China, and possibly Southeast Asia — an unusual itinerary for the top diplomat’s maiden voyage. The planning is still in the early stages, however, and the State Department has declined to comment on her plans.

I guess just because President Barack Obama had two swearing in ceremonies, Hillary had to have two of her own ;) I was able to watch this swearing in ceremony live on CNN and thought it was a fun, light-hearted affair. I cannot believe Hillary was so free with the jokes … her zinger on President Clinton was pretty funny. After the jump, if you so desire, you can check out video of Hillary‘s swearing in ceremony yesterday afternoon …

After a little over a month in existence, Michael Lohan‘s official blog The Real Story with Michael Lohan is dunzo! In a post, titled My Final Blog, Daddy Lohan explains that he has decided to stop blogging “out of respect” for his daughter Ali Lohan. What seems curious to me is that Daddy Lohan didn’t have the same respect for his eldest daughter Lindsay Lohan all along … but that’s beside the point, I suppose. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan‘s last post. As always, all spelling and grammatical errors are his own:

Out of respect for my daughter Ali, and her request, this will be my last last blog.

And although I have full confidence in Jonathan Jaxson (Who is the mastermind behind some of the best stories/blogs out there.), I have to say that when it comes to my innocent children, who are at risk and have nothing to do with the situation at hand, I have to respect their request.

Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”

Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsay’s life.

Regardless of sexual preference, it is the substance of an individual that matters the most. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to SaMANtha.

As I said, this is my final blog and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.

God Bless you ALL, be well and thank you for your input. Good, bad, positive, or negative, I have learned a lot from all of you.

Be Blessed!!!!

Thank Baby Jebus, Daddy Lohan‘s foolishness is finally over. To be honest, I’m not sure why his blog lasted as long as a month. He sure tried to whip up as much attention as he could in this latest effort to mooch off his famous children and, yet, no one really cared. Honestly, I don’t recall reading about anyone else on the Internets talking about Daddy Lohan‘s blog. The only way I even knew he A.) started a blog and B.) was updating his blog was via emails sent to me by Michael Lohan‘s publicist. I chose to highlight certain blogposts merely out of their ridiculousness. Truth be told, reading this estranged father’s sad attempts to still exploit his children was getting old and very sad. I’m glad he decided to pull the plug … now if only we could be sure he was going away for good, never to be heard from again.

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