Jan 27, 2009
Single Gal Chelsy Davy Shows Prince Harry What He’s Missin’
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

Chelsy Davy, now ex-girlfriend to Prince Harry, was spotted in the company of a few friends at Leeds University this week lookin’ happy, boisterous and frighteningly orange just days after it was announced that SHE broke up with HIM after 5 years together. I’m not sure what the hell is going on here … is it make-up? Is it a fake tan? Is it sweet potato pie? Whatever it is that Chelsy‘s got goin’ on on her face … it’s not very attractive:


Chelsy Davy has returned to Leeds University looking decidedly orange days after her split with Prince Harry was announced. The 23-year-old student had applied a deep layer of fake tan – possibly to perk up her complexion following several nights of soul-searching over the collapse of her five-year romance. A bronzed Davy smiled for the cameras after leaving her student house in Leeds to walk to class with a group of friends shortly after 9.30am. Dressed in skintight jeans, tasselled black boots and a leather bomber jacket, she actually looked as if she was going for a night out on the town rather than a day studying law at the city’s university. Her message seemed clear: Life after Harry goes on. The couple split following his decision to throw himself into his new career, training to be an Army Air Corps helicopter pilot. As the Mail revealed yesterday, Zimbabwe-born Miss Davy, currently studying for a post-graduate degree in law, is equally determined to plough ahead with her career. Royal sources say the parting was amicable and the pair will remain friends.

As a new friend to Chelsy, I think it would be ace if Prince Harry rang up his former flame and let her know that she needs to lay off on the orange. In all honesty, it’s going to be very difficult for the poor dear to find someone to date who is more of a catch than an British Royal Prince … and her efforts are not aided by the fact that she looks like a yam. OY!

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  1. E says:

    Ew! She is gross!

  2. Brenda says:

    Yowza. Look at the stark contrast between her face and hands even.

  3. Ashley says:

    AGH! My eyes! Please tell me you doctored the first photo…

  4. MeGs says:

    The orange may be gross but anyone who spray tans knows that it can happen…..give the girl a break!

  5. Pam says:

    ewww.. she’s not very attractive, if u add the orange skin it’s just disgusting!

  6. Kimmy says:

    Holy Tan Cream Batman! This is a classic case of trying to beautify yourself after a break-up gone oh-so-wrong. The poor thing, this is something straight out of Bridget Jone’s Diary.

  7. Panti Christ says:

    SHE broke up with HIM? Wow…”orange ya” glad she’s gone, Harry?

  8. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    HAHAHAHAHA…why would she dump him? He must be a real douche when you have him alone!!

  9. jj says:

    Trent there are still Billionaires out there that Chelsy can date ;). Harry is a Handful who cheated on her numerous times to it all boils down to like in every relationship what you are willing to put up with. Being backseat to his career then the “firm” (AKA the royal family) and then having to endure stories appearing in the tabloids about him cheating?? I’m not too sure I would be along with that ride for long.

  10. R says:

    Thats so nasttttttttty.

  11. debho says:

    Oompa-loompa! rofl

  12. Avi says:

    Diana would not be too happy with Harry’s recent decisions and the way he acts. Wills is more of a good boy, Harry is definitely the bad seed, I guess. That swastika he wore was ridiculous and insulting. As far as that girlfriend, she raided J Lo’s spray on tan collection!

  13. Sarah Day says:

    WOW I have no words for that picture lol

  14. Cherrylips says:

    I’m sure he’s missing this LOL

  15. CoCo says:

    I think she misses him so much that she decided she wanted a reminder of him every time she looks in the mirror… her face matches his hair! hahaha!

  16. Nadine says:

    Does anyone seriously think she’s pretty? Like c’mon! Surely Prince Harry can do better! Let’s hope!

  17. Kathleen says:

    Aside from the tan, I think that this young woman made a VERY wise decision! Now, let’s hope she finishes up with a degree in law. Smart to leave that cheating scoundrel behind.

  18. schmee says:

    My coworker just made the a similar comment as CoCo… still about hair. Only lower

  19. Kristin says:

    She is definitely a butter.

  20. Kristin says:

    Something strange is going on, ’cause even Hugh looked orange the other day:
    http://pinkisthenewblog.com/ho.....er-canada/

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