Jan 27, 2009
Paris Hilton Wants To Sell You Some New Crap
Er ... scrapbooking crap, that is

Paris Hilton is currently in London, England making the social rounds there but this past weekend she paid a visit to the Craft & Hobby Association‘s 2009 Winter Trade Show which was held in Anaheim, CA to promote her new line of … get this … Scrapbooking kits. Yes, folks, that’s right … the hotel heiress, who gained fame and fortune by releasing a sex tape all those years ago, is venturing into the wild world of Scrapbooking … and she wants you to venture forth with her:


You gotta love the tagline on the box that reads, Born for Luxury. If this new line of hobby products sells well, I think we can expect to see Paris dip her entrepreneurial toes into the waters of crocheting, candle making and quilting. After all, Paris Hilton is a name that is associated with excellence and quality — and stay-at-home hobby fun! Whatever will she think of next?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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  1. Panti Christ says:

    Oh man, I wonder what my favorite etsy.com fan Courtney Love thinks of this! Bored With Luxury, Born for Lamery – there’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere…..

  2. Lulu says:

    As a scrap-booker I’m ashamed. :P

  3. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    HAHAHA!! I love it. This girl will sell anything. Hey people its a recession, even Paris needs to make some cash!!

  4. Gailen says:

    As a quilter, I’m happy she’s interested in Scrapbooking. As a general crafter, I’m very sorry for the scrapbookers. Although the more press crafting gets, the better it is for us all (more product, more props!).

  5. Nadine says:

    Is it wrong that I kinda want this scrapbooking kit? haha

  6. Meeees says:

    BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Trent please stop the torture no more of this “thing” or the plastics-aka speidi, or ummm let me think here well anybody else who whores themselves out to the media like this. Pretty Please, with a cherry and a polaroid camera on top. :)

  7. Brook says:

    I see that Paris didn’t get a fierce hat. Good choice because she is walking puke! I’m pissed that she has ventured into my beloved scrapbooking. Thanks for the update, Trent!

  8. Brook says:

    BTW, this is one of Nostradamus’ signs of the Apocalypse. Forget the Mayans and 2012. It’s going down now, y’all!

  9. Jessica says:

    This is retarded. I am a scrapbooker and from what I’ve heard, no one wants her crap. I hope she gets bored and moves on. :)

  10. PixiesBassline says:

    LMMFAO – “that’s HOT… glued” muahahaha!!!

  11. Natalie says:

    Trent I freakin love that you happened to make the “S” in Scrapbooking on the photos hard to see. It looks like “crapbooking with Paris Hilton”….which is probably right on target with the product ;)

  12. Katt says:

    yeah- i remember her talking about making photo collages of her friends and family, so i’m not surprised she scrapbooks. but, as a scrapbooker, i do’nt think i could ever purchase her stuff!

  13. Lulu says:

    The worst past is her teen marketed kits have a slogan on one of them saying “First Glass” with a bunch of alcohol drinks stickers of something. 0_o

  14. K says:

    Paris Hilton must be the most unnecessary human being alive.

  15. Megan says:

    Aha, yes, I can vision her sitting at home and scrapbooking.

  16. Joanne says:

    We can scoff, but people will buy it – as they buy all of her other stuff!

  17. nae says:

    i am also a scrapbooker…
    & her selling her crap like this is just not right!

  18. Kate says:

    I’m not aware of strong enough language that would fully express how much I dislike Paris Hilton. Safe to say, if I ruled the world she would be shipped off to the ends of it never to return.

  19. kitkatt357 says:

    At least she’s working. Fame whore or not, it’s better to see someone get attention for doing something more than just faking a wedding(Speidi).

  20. Lisa says:

    Kate– my thoughts EXACTLY.

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