Paris Hilton Wants To Sell You Some New Crap
Paris Hilton is currently in London, England making the social rounds there but this past weekend she paid a visit to the Craft & Hobby Association’s 2009 Winter Trade Show which was held in Anaheim, CA to promote her new line of … get this … Scrapbooking kits. Yes, folks, that’s right … the hotel heiress, who gained fame and fortune by releasing a sex tape all those years ago, is venturing into the wild world of Scrapbooking … and she wants you to venture forth with her:

You gotta love the tagline on the box that reads, Born for Luxury. If this new line of hobby products sells well, I think we can expect to see Paris dip her entrepreneurial toes into the waters of crocheting, candle making and quilting. After all, Paris Hilton is a name that is associated with excellence and quality — and stay-at-home hobby fun! Whatever will she think of next?
[Photo credit: Splash News]
Tags: Craft & Hobby Association Trade Show, Paris Hilton



January 27th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Oh man, I wonder what my favorite etsy.com fan Courtney Love thinks of this! Bored With Luxury, Born for Lamery – there’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere…..
January 27th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
@Panti Christ — yep, I think you just made it :) LOL!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
As a scrap-booker I’m ashamed. :P
January 27th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
HAHAHA!! I love it. This girl will sell anything. Hey people its a recession, even Paris needs to make some cash!!
January 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@Lulu — that’s what I’m saying, I feel bad for the scrapbookers. I know it takes a lot of work to make a really amazing book. I can’t imagine that Paris Hilton stickers are ever necessary.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
As a quilter, I’m happy she’s interested in Scrapbooking. As a general crafter, I’m very sorry for the scrapbookers. Although the more press crafting gets, the better it is for us all (more product, more props!).
January 27th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Is it wrong that I kinda want this scrapbooking kit? haha
January 27th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
@Nadine — not at all, but you’d have to make a Pink is the new Blog page if you do get one of these kits ;)
January 27th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Trent please stop the torture no more of this “thing” or the plastics-aka speidi, or ummm let me think here well anybody else who whores themselves out to the media like this. Pretty Please, with a cherry and a polaroid camera on top. :)
January 27th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I see that Paris didn’t get a fierce hat. Good choice because she is walking puke! I’m pissed that she has ventured into my beloved scrapbooking. Thanks for the update, Trent!
January 27th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
BTW, this is one of Nostradamus’ signs of the Apocalypse. Forget the Mayans and 2012. It’s going down now, y’all!
January 27th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
This is retarded. I am a scrapbooker and from what I’ve heard, no one wants her crap. I hope she gets bored and moves on. :)
January 27th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
LMMFAO – “that’s HOT… glued” muahahaha!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Trent I freakin love that you happened to make the “S” in Scrapbooking on the photos hard to see. It looks like “crapbooking with Paris Hilton”….which is probably right on target with the product ;)
January 27th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
yeah- i remember her talking about making photo collages of her friends and family, so i’m not surprised she scrapbooks. but, as a scrapbooker, i do’nt think i could ever purchase her stuff!
January 27th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
The worst past is her teen marketed kits have a slogan on one of them saying “First Glass” with a bunch of alcohol drinks stickers of something. 0_o
January 27th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Paris Hilton must be the most unnecessary human being alive.
January 27th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Aha, yes, I can vision her sitting at home and scrapbooking.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
We can scoff, but people will buy it – as they buy all of her other stuff!
January 28th, 2009 at 5:43 am
i am also a scrapbooker…
& her selling her crap like this is just not right!
January 28th, 2009 at 6:06 am
I’m not aware of strong enough language that would fully express how much I dislike Paris Hilton. Safe to say, if I ruled the world she would be shipped off to the ends of it never to return.
January 28th, 2009 at 11:23 am
At least she’s working. Fame whore or not, it’s better to see someone get attention for doing something more than just faking a wedding(Speidi).
January 28th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Kate– my thoughts EXACTLY.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
As a scrapbooker that is not something that I would ever want to use. The owner of my local scrapbooking store went to CHA and said that she saw Ms. Hilton and that she would NOT be purchasing anything from that line. And now viewing the pictures I can see why!
January 29th, 2009 at 12:17 am
“After all, Paris Hilton is a name that is associated with excellence and quality — and stay-at-home hobby fun!”
Oh how i love this line.
January 29th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I’m not sure that most scrapbooker could use her line? I mean really how many scrapbook their sex lives??? LOL
March 30th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Is there a way to become a content writer for the site?