Jan 15, 2009
Paris Hilton Shows Off Her New ‘Do, Fug Car
The Pepto-Bismol Mobile rides again

Blech! Remember that fug-ass pink Bentley that Paris Hilton was seen driving around the streets of SoCal last month? Yeah, well it’s back … and just as fugly as ever. Paris took her wheels out for a spin yesterday to call attention to the fact that she got herself a new haircut … check it out:


I’m not so sure this new ‘do is so much a haircut as it is, more likely, a hairweave extraction. The hair ain’t too terrible but the car makes me want to get sharp pokers and shove them into my eyeballs, stir them around so that my eyes are completely mashed and dripping out of my sockets. Okay, mebbe nothing quite that extreme but I think you catch my drift. It is just so sad to see such a classy and elegant car degraded in such a manner … and I’m not even talking about the pink color so as much as I’m referring to the fact that Paris has to actually sit in it. Poor thing.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

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  1. Jessica says:

    Her hair looks like that probably from all the extensions. They kill your hair!!

  2. Jill says:

    What happened to the eco-friendly Paris. I thought she was all about the hybrids and saving the world now. That must have only been for Benji. :-p

  3. grace says:

    “It is just so sad to see such a classy and elegant…”

    lmao okay, you scared me there a little. thought you meant paris instead of the car for a second.

  4. Jessica Nyquist says:

    I actually love the car. Pink and baby blue are my favorite colors.

  5. I luv tha car. u bitchesz r hateresz. ur
    jus mad cuz ur not tha one ridin around in
    a pink bentley!!

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