Jan 15, 2009
Paris Hilton Shows Off Her New ‘Do, Fug Car
The Pepto-Bismol Mobile rides again

Blech! Remember that fug-ass pink Bentley that Paris Hilton was seen driving around the streets of SoCal last month? Yeah, well it’s back … and just as fugly as ever. Paris took her wheels out for a spin yesterday to call attention to the fact that she got herself a new haircut … check it out:


I’m not so sure this new ‘do is so much a haircut as it is, more likely, a hairweave extraction. The hair ain’t too terrible but the car makes me want to get sharp pokers and shove them into my eyeballs, stir them around so that my eyes are completely mashed and dripping out of my sockets. Okay, mebbe nothing quite that extreme but I think you catch my drift. It is just so sad to see such a classy and elegant car degraded in such a manner … and I’m not even talking about the pink color so as much as I’m referring to the fact that Paris has to actually sit in it. Poor thing.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

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  1. Panti Christ says:

    LMAO on your comments Trent! I am so disgusted by the PINK BISMUTH color! Let’s just say it puts a bad taste in my mouth. Ah-gain, WHAT RECESSION!?

  2. Panti Christ says:

    I hope she doesn’t expect Benji to go for a Sunday drive in this thing! “Hey, I know we haven’t talked in a while, but can I come pick you up” “No.”

  3. Marnie says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. Panti Christ says:

    Oh I know, so fun to joke though! My apologies to Paris fans, I’m just feeling goofy and posting toooo much today :)

  5. monica says:

    That car is totally the real version of Barbie’s pink car.

  6. MeGs says:

    What Paris fans Panti Christ? if we should feel free to make fun of anyone- it should be Paris Hilton!

  7. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    That was funny! I think the car fits her well! I enjoy paris and think she would be fun to hang out with but the car is disgusting!!

  8. MeGs says:

    I do like her short hair though-much nicer than the extensions.

  9. DJ says:

    I agree. Hair extensions = extreme fug. I like her hair better w/out them.

  10. PixieBassline says:

    black or silver (on the car) woulda been SOOOO much better!

  11. Tara says:

    aww I think the car is kinda cute =[

  12. Sunny says:

    That car GIVES me heart-burn and an upset stomach!

  13. deka says:

    i think her cut looks great!

  14. Jaded says:

    Hey look it’s Angelyne 2.0. Come on Paris that pink car thing has not only been done in Hollywood but is so 25 years ago. You can’t even make it retro with Angelyne still trolling around

  15. Lana says:

    I like the car, but I just love pink to no end <3

  16. tatiana says:

    She’s now color coordinating her outfits with her cars…..FOR REAL……I think its GLORIOUS. LOL

  17. JazzyJess says:

    I LOVE that car!!! But then again I’ll never grow up and I, who used to hate Paris am actually a fan after her BFF show… omg I <3 Paris. LOL woweee I need to lay off the coffee

  18. Katie says:

    She probably paid extra for the custom pinkness.. And is this her 2nd Benz?? I recall seeing her driving a white/silver one in the past..

  19. Zainab says:

    lovee the car and her new ‘cut!

  20. jack says:

    wow she actually looks like barbie

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