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• President Obama signs his first bill — equal pay, for equal work.
• Patrick Swayze denies that he has given up on cancer treatment, continues to fight on!
• Wait, the mother of those octuplets already has 6 other children, possibly no dad? Whoa!
• Sources reveal what sent Kelly Osbourne back into rehab.
• Paris Hilton wants the world to know that she isn’t stupid.
• Mickey Rourke pulls out of appearing at this Spring’s Wrestlemania.
• Click HERE to see the tracklist of the new Depeche Mode album Sounds Of The Universe.
• Have you heard of this new fad called Twitter?
• Peace the Spork Out goes to Rosie O’Donnell‘s blog.
• Calvin Klein amps up the sexy factor for their new campaign.
• A bi-sexual bird?
• Adriana Lima loses her top for DT magazine.
• Jessica Alba shows off her tattoo.
• Samuel Kai Watts-Schreiber meets LA.
• Lisa Rinna is desperate for a Melrose Place spin-off … homegirl needs work.
• Sara Gilbert (Roseanne) is 34, Heather Graham is 39, Oprah Winfrey is 55 and Tom Selleck is 64 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• President Barack Obama puts a ring on it.
• Get better soon, ONTD!
• Miss my Lost recaps? Entertainment Weekly posts a pretty comprehensive recap every Thursday, HERE is the recap of last night’s ep.

Motorists in Austin, TX were shocked to learn of warnings that zombies have infiltrated their midst. A construction road sign in central Austin was hacked into and was made to read Zombies Ahead, much to the chagrin of city officials:

An Austin road sign meant to warn motorists about road conditions instead read: “The end is near! Caution! Zombies ahead!” Vandals broke off a lock on the sign in central Austin early Monday and then hacked into the computer to change the words, said Sara Hartley, a city spokeswoman. When they were done, the sign read: “The end is near! Caution! Zombies ahead! Run for cold climate!” Before leaving, the vandals reset the password so the city could not easily change the sign. The sign’s humorous warning stayed up for several hours before the manufacturer of the computer could reset the password. Austin officials aren’t taking the spoof lightly, noting it is a criminal act. “The sign’s content was humorous, but the act of changing it wasn’t,” Hartley said. Austin police are investigating the situation, and the vandals could face a Class C misdemeanor charge of tampering with a road sign, Hartley said. It is the first time Hartley said she has had heard of vandals hacking into a sign and changed its warning.

Hee hee, this is a great story … criminal, but still pretty damn funny. Some mischievous folks over at THIS site have even provided instructions on how the hacking was accomplished. Naughty, Naughty. After the jump, check out a great video that is kinda marginally related to this story and might take you back a few years …

Earlier this week we saw cute photos of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their 6 children (Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne) making a grand arrival in Narita, Japan … and now we know why. Last night, Brangelina were in attendance at the Japanese premiere of Brad‘s Academy Award-nominated film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button which took place at the Roppongi Hills Arena in Tokyo last night. Ange paused to tenderly wipe some smeared schmutz off of Brad‘s face before they took to the red carpet together … which is really sweet, I think:

As one of the world’s most photographed couples, the pressure is on Angelina and Brad Pitt to look good at all times. And Angelina, 33, appeared keen to make sure partner Brad, 45, was ready for his close-up as she checked his cheek to remove a smudge of what appeared to be her lipstick. The couple, who have been together for three years, were on the red carpet at the Japan premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Tokyo. The couple arrived in Japan on Tuesday with their brood of six children including twins Knox and Vivienne. It was the first time the new arrivals have been seen in public since Brad and introduced them to the public in a £7.5million magazine deal last August. Fans queued for hours before the premiere of Pitt’s Oscar nominated film and went wild when the A-list couple made their appearance alongside the film’s director, David Fincher. And Angelina didn’t disappoint looking radiant in a body-skimming black wrap dress with puff-sleeves. While Brad stuck to his usual grey suit – albeit this time pinstripe. Angelina and Brad arrived at Narita Airport near Tokyo with their six children, Maddox, seven, Pax, five, Zahara, four, Shiloh, two, and six-month old twins Knox and Vivienne, from LA, after they attended the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards. They are expected to return to their native US next month for the Oscars, where both Brad and Angelina have been nominated for Benjamin Button and Clint Eastwood’s film The Changeling respectively. Despite their large brood of six. The Changeling actress has revealed the couple are planning to adopt a seventh. And, she said the other children would not be fazed by another addition to the family. She told Hello magazine: “We have so many children they are not really stunned any more when (new) kids come home”.

Meh. What’s one more, right? No word on whether or not Angelina wore her dress forwards or backwards but, again, I love the sweet little interaction that she had with Brad before they took to the red carpet. I’m not sure if the couple plan to attend any other movie premieres between now and the Academy Awards at the end of next month but, I suspect, they’ll be on the move again soon.

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Jessica Simpson landed at an airport in Virginia last night ahead of a live concert performance she is doing in Charlottesville tonight with Country band Rascal Flatts. As you may recall, new photos of a curvy and, IMHO, bootylicious Jessica Simpson came out this past Monday which have ignited a firestorm of commentary (most, pretty harsh) in the blogosphere and beyond (like major news outlets, apparently). Personally, I think Jess looked great in those photos … happy and healthy, which is sometimes an aberration in Hollywood. Jess looked resolute and stayed quiet as comments were thrown out at her upon her arrival in Virgina last night … tho she she did crack a smile when she was told that she looked beautiful:

Jessica Simpson stepped out in Virginia Wednesday night as buzz continues to build over her curvier new figure. Bundled up in a gray jacket, dark sunglasses and a hat, the usually bubbly 28-year-old singer — who is set to perform with Rascal Flatts today at the John Paul Jones Arena in Charlottesville — looked solemn. She smiled a bit when photographers told her she was stunning and beautiful. Her appearance comes a day after Ashlee Simpson-Wentz attacked critics for making such a fuss over her sister’s new fuller figure. “I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight,” Ashlee wrote on her Celebrity MySpace page. “A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.”

I agree that it’s pretty disgusting the things people say about other people but am not at all surprised that a network like Fox News would make such an issue out of a “story” like this. Sad. I have to admit, I’m not a big fan of Jessica Simpson‘s music (never have been) and I do poke fun at her from time-to-time but I honestly think that she looks absolutely fine and I’m glad that she is choosing not to comment at all about any of this ridiculousness. I understand that things are good between her and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (despite what some are saying). I hope she keeps on keepin’ on and doesn’t let the negativity get to her … I’d hate to see Jess take some of the horrible comments on her weight to heart and then do anything drastic. She looks great the way she is … own it, girl!

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Here’s a fun little game to get the day going … can you guess which celeb child was spotted enjoying a day at the park with their mother and was snapped flipping their middle finger to the paparazzi?

It should be noted that this child’s mother isn’t a big fan of the photogs (ie. it’s rare to see mom smiling for the cameras) so mebbe the little tyke is learning bad habits from their parents? In all likelihood, it’s prolly more a matter that the baby accidentally thru up their middle finger … which doesn’t make it any less funny/cute. After the jump, find out who it is …

It’s been about a week since lovebirds Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have been seen out together in public (tho, Miley did surface over the weekend to do a pretty photoshoot) but yesterday the pair stepped out on the town together to enjoy a nice frozen yogurt date together … behold:

Aww, Miley is such a good girl. I’m sure JG can always count on her to pick up the check whenever he accidentally leaves his wallet at home ;) Incidentally, Miley was queried by one of the photogs what she thinks of Jessica Simpson (in regards to the photos that came out a couple of days ago showing a much curvier Miss Simpson on the performance stage over the weekend) and Miley reported replied, “I don’t think she’s fat.” HMM. I’m not entirely sure that I believe that Miley used those exact words but it’s nice to see that Miley is lending her support to Jess. I guess it’s also nice to know that Justin doesn’t have to worry his pretty little head with having to carry money on his person.

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Earlier this month we got to see the official artwork for the Twilight movie DVD that is scheduled for release on March 21 (and can be pre-ordered from Amazon HERE). BUT, this week Borders Bookshop announced that it will sell an exclusive 2-disc version of the DVD that comes bundled with a whole bunch of extra goodies to satisfy even the most rabid Twilighter out there:

About the DVD:

The Borders-Exclusive Edition comes with these exciting additional features:

Special Bonus Disc, Which Includes:
• Exclusive Twilight Cast Interviews with Kristen Stewart (Bella) and Robert Pattinson (Edward)
• Exclusive Twilight Cast Interviews with Cam Gigandet (James)
• Exclusive Twilight Cast Interviews with Edi Gathegi (Laurent) and Rachelle Lefevre (Victoria)
• Exclusive Red-Carpet Interviews from the Twilight Movie Premiere
• Exclusive Never-Before-Seen Red-Carpet Footage! Includes extra interview footage with Kellan Lutz (Emmett), Ashley Greene (Alice), rock band Paramore, and Nikki Reed (Rosalie)
• Exclusive Borders Book Club: Stephenie Meyer talks about the Twilight Saga

• Audio commentary by Catherine Hardwicke, Kristen Stewart, and Robert Pattinson
• Muse music video: “Super Massive Black Hole”
• Paramore music video: “Decode”
• Linkin Park music video: “Leave Out All the Rest”
• Five extended scenes with director introductions
• Five deleted scenes with director introductions
• Seven-part documentary: “The Adventure Begins: The Journey from Page to Screen”
• Comic-Con “fandom” piece
• Comic-Con NY sizzle reel
• Three trailers
• Penelope trailer

Exclusive Photocards
10 exclusive photocards are printed on a gorgeous pearlescent paper to give a dramatic sparkly effect—the perfect way to view your favorite vampires

Oh man, pearlescent paper that SPARKLES you say? Shouldn’t it be more of a DAZZLING effect? Pshaw, whatever. No matter what effect the fancy photocards have, it really sounds like this version of the DVD has a bunch of really great bonus extras. I’m fairly certain that any Twilighter worth their salt will opt for this version over the standard, regular version … tho, the true fan will prolly end up buying both. How many of y’all have already placed your pre-orders?

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OH MY LORDY LORDY LORD! Earlier Wednesday I posted a newslink that pointed to a new Armani Men’s Underwear promo ad photo of David Beckham that I incorrectly assumed was an outtake from his previous Armani photoshoot. It appears now that the photo is from a NEW photoshoot for NEW Armani Underwear ads that will feature David Beckham and his famed bulge in provocative new poses … like this one:

Earlier this month, when Victoria Beckham‘s Armani Women’s Underwear ad photos came out (HERE and HERE), I hoped (and prayed, I ain’t gonna lie) that a new batch of Armani Men’s Underwear ads featuring our dear Becks would come out sometime soon … and it looks like my prayers have been answered as today I stumbled upon 3 new photos of Becks, bulge and Armani undies for our viewing pleasure. After the jump, check out the other 2 new photos …

Who says trainwreckdom is only reserved for the likes of Amy Winehouse and Courtney Love, HMMM? Interior decorator extraordinaire and all around oddball Bobby Trendy has been making the rounds here on the streets of SoCal lately showing off his new penchant for putting together interesting outfits … behold:

Yikes! I don’t even know what to make of these … looks. Clearly, BT has been influenced by his interior design aesthetic (and found new use for a couple of old chandeliers he’s had difficulty unloading on his clients) and has no qualms about strutting his stuff in public. I mean, I suppose the man (?) should be commended for his bold sense of fashion. On the other hand, I can understand the argument that BT should be summarily executed for crimes against humanity. Really, I could go either way. You?

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Whoa! It would seem that jury duty does not agree with Jake Gyllenhaal. As you may know, Jakey poo spent a second day doing his civic duty when he was called for jury duty this week and it appears to have put him in a really pissy mood. When approached by a TMZ videographer about how Jake is enjoying his $15 dollar a day pay for enduring jury duty, Jake mule kicks the guy and then runs inside the courthouse:

Our photog got a kick out of Jake Gyllenhaal today outside court — as in, Jake mule-kicked him in the leg! Our cameraman was waiting for Jake to return from a scheduled lunch break from jury duty, when a frustrated Gyllenhaal walked into the door after pushing instead of pulling. We asked how he was doing … wrong question … Jake stomped down into our guy’s shin. Jake’s now inside the courthouse, waiting to find out if he’ll be selected on a jury that will hear — get this — a battery case.

UPDATE: 5:14 PM ET: Gyllenhaal was just excused from jury service in the battery case….probably because he just committed one!

Now y’all know how much I love me some Jakey poo but this lashing out in such a pissy manner is really unattractive … especially since he ran into the building as fast as he could knowing the pap couldn’t follow him. Trust me, I’m sure enduring the attention from the paparazzi is bothersome but to kick someone like this and run is really pretty shitty … and only kinda ironic, considering the case that Jake was potentially a juror for. Do y’all think it’s okay to kick people if you’re in a bad mood?

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