Michael Phelps Gets Even Hairy-er
Things are getting out of hand
14-time Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps made his way down to Miami Beach, FL for the New Year and was spotted making a grand exit from a local eatery last night sportin’ a healthy new tan and a whole lotta facial hair … and I’m not even referring to the stuff on his lip and chin … behold:
I’m all for a hairy man but I have to draw the line at the eyebrows … when those things get thick enough for small children to get lost in, it’s time to do some pruning. Again, I love me some Phelpsie but he really doesn’t need another strike against him in the beauty department. Just a gentle tug of the tweezers or a quick rip of wax and he’ll be right as rain.
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It looks like two caterpillars in love. :D
Chicks dig hairy caterpillars kissing for sure.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY….. O.O UM…. UM……
HE LOOKS HAIRRYY~!! ._.
THE SECOND PIC ON THE BOTTOM TO THE RIGHT LOOKS CUTE THO! O:
Ok… He is ONLY attractive when he is not wearing a shirt. I don’t find him attractive in the least bit!
hmmmm with the facial hair, he doesnt look nearly as fug as his usual…!
the right one looks fine, its just the left that looks all angry and furry. . not to worry though. I’m sure he’ll shave everything off when he starts competing again, if he doesn’t do it when he starts training again.
@Roxter – I know, right? The left one looks like it’s branching off in an new direction … nothing a little pruning can’t fix :)
oh, gross. that’s not even in reference to the eyebrow.
I’m with Keisha. I think the facial hair helps to enhance his more attractive qualities (read: hide his facial deformities).
grossssss as always
It sorta draws attention away from the fact he has no upper lip so its all good!
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IS He still goin out wiff the 2 dollar pickme up cocktail waitress? O:
ACK!
At this point he can let it all go. He is the superman of our world and the girls keep falling at his feet as he walks by. Sure he seems like a goober, but none of us seem to have notice that when he was in the water. What’s next? A beer belly?
HAHAHAHA! Coco, I agree!
he looks 3 bilion times better in these pics then i have ever seen….
i might actually hit it.
I’m sorry, but I just can’t see this man as hot. A tiny improvement with the facial hair though. He looks better with it.
With the facial hair, I’d def hit it.
Anyone who would judge this young man’s looks by the amount of hair in his eyebrows or on his face needs to get a real life. While I am all for drooling over hot guys, the obsession with the right clothes, the right haircut, the right tuck, nip, etc. is an obsession bordering on sickness in the gay community.
Hair is good. More hair is more good.
Gay guys: get a grip, natural is in and waxing is OUT!
If it was up to you silly queens, we’d all look like Cher and have nary a hair on our bare Cher, at that. Sorry, I’m gay and I like me a MAN and that means hair on the bod, as much as possible.
Frost off, kiddies.
It is all about acceptance-let him be what he wants to be and mind your own business.
Hmm, his eyebrows aren’t perfectly plucked, and this is somehow newsworthy. Poor guy, he’ll just have to be content knowing he’s accomplished more than all qgi diss him, put together.