Michael Jackson Shops For Books Under His Umbrella … Ella, Ella

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January 2nd, 2009

Creepy McCreepinstein Michael Jackson stepped out for a bit of book shopping this past New Year’s Eve but couldn’t be bothered to wear clothing, opting instead to throw a trench coat (natch) over his pajamas … while shopping under cover of an umbrella indoors. I mean … it’s Michael Jackson so, yeah, of course he did:


Shoppers at a Los Angeles bookstore got a fright on New Year’s Eve when they spotted a hooded man with a surgical mask under an umbrella lurking amongst the shelves. It was only after seeing his accompanying entourage and the paparazzi waiting outside they realised it was Michael Jackson on one of his ‘incognito’ shopping trips. The self-proclaimed king of pop was completely covered up – bar his eyes and hands – as he perused the shop for picture books. Wearing pyjamas, slippers and a long black coat, the 50-year-old cut a bizarre figure as he was followed around the store by his assistant, whose prime role appeared to be carrying an umbrella for Jackson. Despite the obvious lack of rain or sunshine in the building, Jackson occasionally dipped under the shade of the umbrella, although what he was sheltering from exactly was anyone’s guess. Before updating his literary collection, Jackson had visited a doctor in Beverly Hills, a week after reports claimed he was seriously ill. His choice of clothing and surgical mask did little to dispel recent rumours the superstar is suffering from ill health.

OMG … Jacko is such a nutball. He is the living embodiment of the sort of crazy that Courtney Love spews on her My Space blog. Hello, he is THE text book definition of crazy. Words fail.

[Photo credit: National Photo Group; Source]

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8 Responses to “Michael Jackson Shops For Books Under His Umbrella … Ella, Ella”

  1. EJJGal Says:

    What the hell is his problem? He is a major freak!

  2. jj Says:

    hahhahahh he IS a nutball! he always looks so weird and draws attn to himself with the way he dresses.

  3. That Girl Says:

    Regardless of what any of you say. I still loves me some Michael Jackson. All I know is his music has brought me much joy and still hope to meet him someday. It’s a shame he hides that beautiful smile behind that mask but some days I wish I could hide behind a mask also. Everyone’s reaction reminds me of Nathaniel Hawthornes “The ministers Black Veil,” maybe we’ll never know.

  4. debho Says:

    Effing freak. Why can’t he just be normal? Or is he really that demented? I find it so hard to equate this MJ with the hot young black man he once was.

  5. Katie Says:

    “Words fail” is the best way to describe MJ. Well put Trent

  6. SmartiePants Says:

    Hey, it’s Ghost Dad 2.0!

  7. jessica Says:

    what a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!1

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