Les News, 013009
Amy burglarized, Anna engaged, Chinese Barbie?
- While Amy Winehouse is away, the thieves will rob her blind back in London.
- First Lady Michelle Obama plans to decorate the White House with Pottery Barn. May I suggest their amazing Apothecary Table, you know, the one from days of yore that costs one and fifty dollars?
- From the ashes of the demise of LA radio station Indie 103.1 comes a TRULY independent online radio station at HoundsToothRadio.com
- “Leave Jessica Simpson Alone!” — Heidi Klum
- “I wish her nothing but the best and I hope she’s happy — whatever size that comes in.” — Nick Lacey on ex-wife Jessica Simpson
- Anna Faris is gettin’ hitched!
- Sleeveless shirts designed by Toby Keith for Wal-Mart? Duhvs.
- Barbie goes to China.
- Alan Cumming admits that he would like to see President Obama nekkid.
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers, as King Henry VIII, is sittin’ pretty … atop a mound of nekkid dudes.
- “I am the Chiefest of Sinners” — Ted Haggard. “Yeah, no duh” — Me.
- Elisha Cuthbert does Complex magazine.
- Rihanna gets touchy-feeling on stage.
- The Gossip kids <3 Kings of Leon.
- Gwen Stefani takes her boys to the park.
- Wilmer Valderrama is 29, Christian Bale is 35, Jody Watley is 50 and Phil Collins is 58 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Wal-Mart has a problem with ‘porno’.
- The return of Tricky.
- New talk of the Batman sequel.
- You have to watch THIS trailer for Gay Torino ;) [thanks Brian]





























i just love me some gwen. and her husband is hot and her kids are adorable.
Trent, please bring back THE HAT in one of your upcoming picture posts. I think I can speak on behalf of the majority of PITNB readers by saying WE MISS IT!!
It’s Christian Bale’s birthday? Why don’t we have a bigger post about this, if only to see some more Christian Bale eye candy? :) In any case, happy birthday Christian!
Hahaha, when i read about mrs obama decorating with Pottery Barn my first tought was that friend’s episode, what a good ol’ days of yore! LOL
UGH. Rihanna is soooooo… I don’t know. I’m just a little bit sick of her. Her album from, what? a decade ago? RELEASE A NEW ALBUM.
D’ya wanna know who I thought of when I read “Jonathan Rhys Meyers atop a mound of nekkid dudes”?
John Rhys-Davies!
oh man…i haven’t seen that friends episode in so long. it’s hilarious!!
i love that you did a friends quote….my all time fave show ever! days of yore indeed :)
omG FRIENDS reference!!! seriously my life revolves around FRIENDS quotes my coworkers get so pissed off at me cause they dont know when im being serious lol
My parents have that apothecary table!!!! =D
I love that Friends ep!! “What are some other periods in time, Rachel?” “Umm…well theres yore. And, y’know…yesteryear.” “White Plains…sounds like such a magical place.”
Michele Obama wants to decorate the White House with Pottery Barn furniture? Uh, I think she needs to listen to the late, great Diana Vreeland…”We all need a splash of bad taste; no taste is what I am against”.