Les News, 012809
- Kelly Clarkson makes Billboard Chart history by having her new single My Life Would Suck Without You make a record-breaking jump from #97 to #1 on this week’s Hot 100 Chart.
- The US version of Absolutely Fabulous is almost a done deal.
- Mickey Rourke is doing Wrestlemania this year.
- There is new hope for the famed A-Team movie.
- John Landis, the director of Thriller, is suing Michael Jackson for failing to pay royalties.
- Did you know that Bart Simpson is a fan of Xenu?
- Iceland gets a new Prime Minister.
- A new Armani Underwear ad featuring David Beckham has surfaced … and it’s a keeper.
- Jason Wu, the designer who created First Lady Michelle Obama’s Inauguration dress, is gay?
- Rihanna does Mexican GQ magazine.
- ‘Cuz walking can be so tiresome.
- Orlando Bloom debuts a new ‘do.
- Has the Thorpedo sunk?
- Elijah Wood is 28, Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys is 29, Joey Fat-one of ‘N Sync is 32 and Sarah McLachlan is 41 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Friends of Joaquin Phoenix claim that his attempt at a rap career is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.
- David Bowie wants you to know that he doesn’t Twitter.
- Jessica Alba – 1, Bill O’Reilly – 0
- Today may be Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s last day in office.


January 28th, 2009 at 11:46 am
good for kelly! shes on the right track. & as much as i dont like Alba…i laughed when i read that..its about time people start shutting O’Reilly up.
January 28th, 2009 at 11:50 am
It’s Bart Simpson, not Lisa.
January 28th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Aw, YEAH! Congrats to Kelly. Woot! Loves it! BTW, Jason Wu’s gay? No way…
January 28th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Noooo, Ian! Whyyyy!? :(
January 28th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Alba’s a twit. She’s right about Sweden being neutral during WWII, but it’s NO LONGER neutral, which pretty much defeats her own argument.
January 28th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Aww, I was never a fan of N’Sync or Joey Fatone but I hate it when people use the term Fat-one. Just like it’s not cool to make fun of a woman being a little overweight I think it should be the same for men. I know you are just being funny Trent, but think about it Trent, it makes guys think that if they are a little heavier set then they are suddenly “fat”. I guess I’m just saying the same should apply to men as it does for women.
January 28th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Those pictures of Becks are totally illegal trent!! I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight! hahahaha. Sooo HOT!
January 28th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Gooooooooo Kelly!! She deserves the success.
January 28th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Camille — obviously she’s referencing Sweden’s role during WWII, which was neutrality. How does that make her a twit? Or is it just cuz she doesn’t like that crazy blowhard O’Reilly?
January 28th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
OMG! patsy and edina will be forever ruined. nothing is ever the same once it is adapted for american tv. damn!
January 28th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Jessica Alba just got lucky. I seriously think she meant to say Switzerland, but Sweden slipped out. And now she’s making a huge scene to save her face.
Well, this scene is just making her even more retarded.
I used to think she was okay, but this entire episode has really lowered my opinion of her. I can’t take her seriously anymore. Way to go, Jess.