Les News, 012809
Kelly Clarkson rockets to #1, Ab Fab is US bound, Bowie doesn't Twitter
- Kelly Clarkson makes Billboard Chart history by having her new single My Life Would Suck Without You make a record-breaking jump from #97 to #1 on this week’s Hot 100 Chart.
- The US version of Absolutely Fabulous is almost a done deal.
- Mickey Rourke is doing Wrestlemania this year.
- There is new hope for the famed A-Team movie.
- John Landis, the director of Thriller, is suing Michael Jackson for failing to pay royalties.
- Did you know that Bart Simpson is a fan of Xenu?
- Iceland gets a new Prime Minister.
- A new Armani Underwear ad featuring David Beckham has surfaced … and it’s a keeper.
- Jason Wu, the designer who created First Lady Michelle Obama‘s Inauguration dress, is gay?
- Rihanna does Mexican GQ magazine.
- ‘Cuz walking can be so tiresome.
- Orlando Bloom debuts a new ‘do.
- Has the Thorpedo sunk?
- Elijah Wood is 28, Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys is 29, Joey Fat-one of ‘N Sync is 32 and Sarah McLachlan is 41 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- Friends of Joaquin Phoenix claim that his attempt at a rap career is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.
- David Bowie wants you to know that he doesn’t Twitter.
- Jessica Alba – 1, Bill O’Reilly – 0
- Today may be Gov. Rod Blagojevich‘s last day in office.





























good for kelly! shes on the right track. & as much as i dont like Alba…i laughed when i read that..its about time people start shutting O’Reilly up.
It’s Bart Simpson, not Lisa.
Aw, YEAH! Congrats to Kelly. Woot! Loves it! BTW, Jason Wu’s gay? No way…
Noooo, Ian! Whyyyy!? :(
Alba’s a twit. She’s right about Sweden being neutral during WWII, but it’s NO LONGER neutral, which pretty much defeats her own argument.
Aww, I was never a fan of N’Sync or Joey Fatone but I hate it when people use the term Fat-one. Just like it’s not cool to make fun of a woman being a little overweight I think it should be the same for men. I know you are just being funny Trent, but think about it Trent, it makes guys think that if they are a little heavier set then they are suddenly “fat”. I guess I’m just saying the same should apply to men as it does for women.
Those pictures of Becks are totally illegal trent!! I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight! hahahaha. Sooo HOT!
Gooooooooo Kelly!! She deserves the success.
Camille — obviously she’s referencing Sweden’s role during WWII, which was neutrality. How does that make her a twit? Or is it just cuz she doesn’t like that crazy blowhard O’Reilly?
OMG! patsy and edina will be forever ruined. nothing is ever the same once it is adapted for american tv. damn!
Jessica Alba just got lucky. I seriously think she meant to say Switzerland, but Sweden slipped out. And now she’s making a huge scene to save her face.
Well, this scene is just making her even more retarded.
I used to think she was okay, but this entire episode has really lowered my opinion of her. I can’t take her seriously anymore. Way to go, Jess.