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In the wake of the shocking news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt‘s overhyped nuptials in Mexico back in November are not legal and that the couple failed to legalize their “marriage” upon returning to the US in the weeks following, Speidi are going on the record with In Touch Weekly magazine to discuss their ignorance of marriage law … as well as their solemn vow to really marry one day and broadcast it on television when the happy day arrives:

Spencer Pratt acknowledges that his marriage to Heidi Montag was fake — but only because he was uninformed. “I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding,” claims Spencer, who tied the knot with Heidi, 22, in a nonbinding ceremony on November 19 in Mexico. “I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.” And Heidi agrees. “We had our elopement, and to me, that counts,” she said at Christian Audigier nightclub in Las Vegas on December 31, but she adds that they are now planning to make it official. “We’re going to have a bigger wedding for friends and family.” And it will be a major production. “We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters,” vows Spencer.

Well, at least we can look forward to their “bigger wedding” that will be featured “on TV” cuz isn’t that what we all really want to see? Honestly, tho, I don’t know how they can expect to be taken seriously at all … they’ve been talking about this wedding for years and going so far as to fake a wedding for a little publicity only to have it turn out to be a sham of ridiculous proportions will do nothing to fortify any integrity that they have. Speidi are TV characters and should be treated as such … as far as Heidi and Spencer go, well, I’m pretty confident that they’ve got it all planned out perfectly. As long as The Hills continues to carry on, we’ll be hearing from these two by way of various shenanigans and photo ops. The ultimate coup will be if they actually get their own TV show. To be honest, my money says that they will … then those wedding bells will be ringin’ for real.

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