Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Promise To Televise Their Eventual Wedding

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January 6th, 2009

In the wake of the shocking news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s overhyped nuptials in Mexico back in November are not legal and that the couple failed to legalize their “marriage” upon returning to the US in the weeks following, Speidi are going on the record with In Touch Weekly magazine to discuss their ignorance of marriage law … as well as their solemn vow to really marry one day and broadcast it on television when the happy day arrives:


Spencer Pratt acknowledges that his marriage to Heidi Montag was fake — but only because he was uninformed. “I didn’t even know you have to legalize a wedding,” claims Spencer, who tied the knot with Heidi, 22, in a nonbinding ceremony on November 19 in Mexico. “I thought growing up, you say ‘I do’ and you’re married.” And Heidi agrees. “We had our elopement, and to me, that counts,” she said at Christian Audigier nightclub in Las Vegas on December 31, but she adds that they are now planning to make it official. “We’re going to have a bigger wedding for friends and family.” And it will be a major production. “We’ll definitely have it on TV because of the fans and haters,” vows Spencer.

Well, at least we can look forward to their “bigger wedding” that will be featured “on TV” cuz isn’t that what we all really want to see? Honestly, tho, I don’t know how they can expect to be taken seriously at all … they’ve been talking about this wedding for years and going so far as to fake a wedding for a little publicity only to have it turn out to be a sham of ridiculous proportions will do nothing to fortify any integrity that they have. Speidi are TV characters and should be treated as such … as far as Heidi and Spencer go, well, I’m pretty confident that they’ve got it all planned out perfectly. As long as The Hills continues to carry on, we’ll be hearing from these two by way of various shenanigans and photo ops. The ultimate coup will be if they actually get their own TV show. To be honest, my money says that they will … then those wedding bells will be ringin’ for real.

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24 Responses to “Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Promise To Televise Their Eventual Wedding”

  1. nicole Says:

    stupidest people ever. at thier age, you think they would know they have to leaglize the wedding. if thats not a major sign that they should get married….what is? hopefully but the end of the year (if not sooner) they’ll break up and we’ll never have to see them again.

  2. nae Says:

    puke. these people need to drop off the face of this earth…I BEG OF IT!!!! ugh!!

  3. Brooke Says:

    These people are so stupid! I wish they would go AWAY!!!

  4. CB Says:

    BOOOOOOOOO!!!! Who cares?

  5. E Says:

    He thought that by saying “I do” makes you LEGALLY married? WOW. What a fucking douche.

  6. Winona Says:

    Arian beat me to it – gee, if you don’t have to legalize a marriage, then why are all these gay couples getting all fussy about it?!?! Le sigh…

  7. Sassy K Says:

    Even the way they look when they kiss is disingenuous. They’re so gross.

  8. Cherrylips Says:

    WHY CAN’T THEY JUST DIAF ALREADY

  9. surgeon girl Says:

    blech!

  10. Snapshot Fashion Says:

    it won’t EVER happen. trust me on that one.
    and how does anyone not know that you must legalize it. IDIOT!

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  12. Bleeding Ears Says:

    Even negative attention is still attention….. ahem

  13. Samantha Says:

    what idiot doesn’t know you have to legalize a marriage?! do they think that everybody who is fighting for gay marriage to be LEGAL is just doing it for fun? no! it has to be legal for it to count…for it to be recognized by the court, by the government, by…everything! what a moron!

  14. Shazz Says:

    Being gay doesn’t ruin anything for your kids.
    its the way you raise them
    loads of straight parents are terrible parents
    i’m glad i don’t live in the us, that’s for sure =]

    anyways.. heidi and spencer.. if they ever have kids..
    gosh..
    dumbest babies.. EVER.

  15. Lisa Says:

    I love how people who are anti gay marriage whine about how it ruins the “family structure/household” but can’t give a concrete example. How is the instance of two consenting adults you have never met wanting to marry one another and go ahead and live their lives going to ruin anyone’s family structure, much less YOUR family structure? If anything, doesn’t it strengthen the family structure by creating a legally binding commitment? Maybe the majority of voters at this time don’t want it to be legalized, but as more and more young kids who are growing up in this more accepting culture a) approach voting age and b) get to a point where they themselves may want to marry their gay partner, it IS GOING TO HAPPEN, and I am confident it will happen in this century, and I will be so pleased to see what aryan (oops, arian) has to say about that. Guess what arian? People are gay. SO WHAT. People have always been gay. People have always had blue eyes, or brown skin, or are left-handed. There is NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. That being said, I cannot stand Heidi and Spencer and if those morons aren’t the poster children for making a mockery of the “sacred institution of marriage” I don’t know who are.

  16. taylor Says:

    They want to be the next “Newlyweds” for MTV. I know that show ended with Jessica and Nick but once they get a green light for a reality show of their own about their marriage- you’ll see Heidi and Spencer do it for reals.

  17. Nimbus Says:

    So we really have to witness it the 3rd time…. wat a idiot… do they think we are idiots or something and really believe ‘we where uninformed’, wat about the 2nd ‘real’ wedding with a judge and all???? really. anyone who watches the hills are as stupid as the ‘actors’ on it…… get a life.

  18. Doodles Says:

    They need to fuck off for life.
    Sick of them and the show now.
    Seriously. You are so right Trent:
    PEACE THE SPORK OUT!!!

  19. uhhhh Says:

    Didn’t he release a statement from Mexico saying that they WILL legalize their marriage when the came back to the states? I’m almost positive he did that. Whatever. They knew all along. But I expect bullshit from these too anyway. So whateves.

  20. uhhhh Says:

    “Like other elopements that happen outside the country, we’ll take care of the legal details when we get home.”

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/spencer-pratt-breaks-his-silence-for-first-time-since-marrying/15867

    YES! i found it! hahaha they are so inconsistent its histerical.

    and, uh, im not sure why i cared so much to find this.

    ugh. i will crawl in a hole and die now. thanks

  21. Tracy Says:

    I hate these 2 more than anyone on this planet.
    They are completely and utterly worthless.
    MTV FIRE THESE DOUCHEBAGS!

  22. K Says:

    unfortunate things never happen to awful people.

  23. MiKiE Says:

    Heidi’s brother died earlier this year so thats pretty unfortunate… but then again… did she notice? lmao!!! she ignores the rest of her family!!! so whats one not constantly poking at her gonna make her notice that he’s gone lmao

  24. Posh Says:

    For the sake of the species, I sincerely hope these two never reproduce.

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