Can you guess which normally überchic celeb was spotted on the streets of a European city hosting Fashion Week this week looking most unchic as she showed off a huge patch of pale white skin on her foot where she, clearly, failed to apply her fake spray-tanner properly?

Whoopsie! You might expect this particular fashionista to blow a fuse rather than venture out in public with this embarrassing stain (as it were) on her reputation … so she most likely was not aware of the faux pas. After the jump, find out who it is …
OH MY! It’s the usually flawless Victoria Beckham:

She’s an expert pouter, but even Victoria Beckham outdid herself with this sour face as she left a furniture showroom in Milan today. Perhaps the fashionista was on her way to find a new beautician after her very noticeable tanning disaster. The former Spice Girl, who has a tan all year round, appeared to have applied her faux glow in rather a hurry. But as she left Gibo in the centre of the northern Italian city it appeared Victoria hadn’t quite reached all her white bits when applying the fake tan. Her ankles and wrists appeared dangerously white next to her mahogany legs, which lessened the impact of her figure-hugging black dress and cape.
Tsk, tsk. I understand that VB has put out a call to have the spray-tan technician responsible for this error killed. Do not be surprised if they are never seen or heard from again. Here’s hoping that VB is able to recover from this embarrassing incident so that she can get back to the business of making sure her husband behaves.





























OMG…That is unacceptable from her. LMAO!! I can’t believe it!!
“Tan is unacceptable, UNACCEPTABLE.” “Danger Will Robinson, Danger.”
You know someone’s going to die.
It’s not really “chic”… But it just proves that she is as bad at applying fake tanning lotions (actually don’t know if that’s understandable) as we, normal people, are =)
Bad tan aside, I love her whole outfit…very chic. A nice smile would be a good accessory..too bad she doesn’t realise that. I guess she just didn’t visit Ikea though. rofl
OMG, my heart stopped for a moment, shame on u VB, well now I know what she and I have in common
Fake tan versus Tanning beds….. i’m just glad she is being smart about it
her feet look kind of scary. uaah.
Who really cares? She could walk around milan completely nude and it wouldn’t matter
Shame, shame, shame…she should know better than that. I guess her magic mirror is no longer working either. Posh will need to shop for a couple new items this week….
Jana, that’s the same thing I was thinking. I hope the wrinkled thingies were here stockings and not her skin :S
And what’s the big deal? The source website of PITNB even stated ‘fake tan disaster’. Worse things happen in the world. Get over it.
@Kay — I don’t think anyone is “under” it, it’s just funny :)
The tanning lotions are DUMB. It just makes people look dirty to me. What’s wrong with being pale, as long as you aren’t pastey?
i thought it was gonna be firecrotch for a sec……….
She has one of those bags in every colour under the sun!! :o(
Another day, another Birkin bag!
lol lol I know Vicky B. and she has NEVER done that before….HEYY GUYS!!! watch me in New Moon…coming out November 20th!!!
Mebbe this cougar is just showing off her spots?
Marionette