Jan 3, 2009
Ever Wonder What Edward Cullen Smells Like?
For $48.00, you can find out

Just when you thought the exploitation of rabid Twilight fans couldn’t go any further comes the latest product tie-in that is designed to entice impressionable fans to part with their money. Hot Topic has just launched a new product for that Twilight fan in your life that already has every t-shirt, poster, bedding product, etc. available … now they can sink their teeth noses into Twilight Perfume:


Twilight Perfume
$48.00

The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest! So take a bite of this apple-shaped bottle. It contains a delicious lavender and freesia scented perfume. 2.7 fluid ounces. Imported.

I can only imagine. After the jump, check out a bigger pic of the apple-shaped bottle …


OMG, who wouldn’t want this stuff? You can spray it all over your person, your teddy bears, your bedroom … the possibilities are endless! Sadly, folks outside the continental US cannot order this fragrance because customs won’t export fluids into foreign countries … but that just means that there’s more cheap perfume for US Twilighters to hoard! Order now, operators are standing by!!! Er, but don’t blame me if this stuff gives you a rash.

[Source via ONTD!]

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  1. Dani says:

    This is obviously fake.That’s the bottle of the perfume NINA by Nina Ricci,but slightly photoshopped. If I were to invent a fake Twilight perfume,I would have chosen a LOLITA LEMPICKA apple shaped perfume bottle.It’s definately more gothic and vampire-like.jeez..even fake news aren’t what they used to be..

  2. megan says:

    ok enough with it being like nina whoever…its obviously not fake if what’s their name up further says they actually saw it.

  3. richard s says:

    man them shorts are screaming BEARD to me, is this guy really positively hetero ?

  4. Sarah says:

    Jeez am I the only one excited here? Who gives a damn about Nina Ricci and her perfume, this is Twilight. I therefore am extremely excited and can’t wait to get my hands on it and my nose smelling it =) They make things for every movie, every artist, every famous person, so why cant twilight have a perfume? you guys are being way to picky. If you dont like the fact that it looks like her bottle then dont buy it, duh! and then get over it.

  5. Tracy says:

    I heard this perfume smells like ass..

  6. Fatima says:

    It does smell like ass.

  7. Tammy says:

    I was at the mall today and decided to take a sniff just to see what it smells like. Even though I love Twilight, I could not fathom spending $48 just for “Twilight” perfume. Especially since it smells like Pine Sol. Dead serious.

  8. Erin says:

    Ok, so I’m a Twilighter, but even for me this is a bit much! I wouldn’t want to smell like Bella! I have a 14 year old cousin, who was going to buy it but was 5$. I would want her to at least smell it before she buys it, but it was wrapped up so tight that she couldn’t. I told her not to buy it, since she may not like the smell once she buys it. I’ll just stick with the poster and a tee.

  9. Lana says:

    To those of you who think it is not real, I have seen it in Hot Topic and it is super lame. I am a Twilight fan but even this is too much.

  10. Val says:

    Lavender and freesia sounds like something I’d enjoy, regardless of it’s Twilight affiliation. I’d have to give it the ol’ sniffy sniff first, for sure, though.

  11. Heidi says:

    I know what the world needs next….Twilight toilet paper!

  12. Val says:

    Come to think of it, when the inevitable Edward fragrance comes out, it should be packaged in a blue glass heart and smell of cinnamon, vanilla and cedar. I’d probably buy that too.

  13. shannon says:

    What does this smell like? Oh, I know! It smells like a lawsuit from Nina Ricci!

  14. Lisa says:

    lol!! ok this made my day.

  15. meggles says:

    Before this came out, there were (are) fans of the series who crafted their own perfumes of the characters and put them up for sale on my favorite crafted goods site (etsy.com, not a direct link to the perfumes… you’d have to search for them in the shops.)

    Their perfumes are cheaper and you have more options… and it makes me able to be the “twerd” I am while supporting other people’s hard work… not a franchise. I do like going into Hot Topic to look around, but I’m always content to go home and search the craft site for what new twilight stuff is on there!

    Once I can talk my husband into it, I’m thinking of getting an Edward or Jacob scent…. to sniff while reading my books again :)

  16. meggles says:

    Found the link to their shop! (Hopefully they don’t get too overcrowded with orders)

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listi.....d=19259023

  17. Linda says:

    This stuff is not fake. I bought it at FYE for a friend for xmas. It’s not that great, but it doesn’t smell bad either.

  18. Linda says:

    It’s not exclusive either. There were dozens of them in the store.

  19. Laine says:

    yah deffo a ripoff of nina ricci.

  20. Faith says:

    This is just disturbing -.-

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