David Beckham Scores His First Goal For AC Milan

Which is reason enough to grab his ass!
January 25th, 2009

Congratulations goes out to David Beckham and his temporary new soccer team AC Milan on their big win in competitive play this weekend. Becks managed to score his first goal as an AC Milano, which caused much jubilation on his part … it also gave his teammate Clarence Seedorf license to grab Becks’s ass in order to congratulate him — the lucky bastard:


David Beckham and Kaka both scored in AC Milan’s 4-1 win over Bologna Sunday, a result that keeps it in touch with lead pair Juventus and Inter Milan. Elsewhere, AS Roma moved into one of the European qualification spots after a 3-0 win away to Napoli, while Lazio’s own European hopes were hit after a 4-1 loss at home to Cagliari. Juventus lead the league on goal difference, tied with Inter Milan on 43 points, although Inter is playing Sampdoria later on Sunday. Milan are third on 40 points and Genoa fourth with 36. Kaka scored a penalty after 17 minutes and added a long range strike just before halftime and was given a standing ovation by Milan’s fans when substituted 20 minutes before the end. Beckham scored his first goal for Carlo Ancelotti’s side on 60 minutes after being put into space by Pato.

Woot! Congrats, Becks! Well done! While I’m sure a great many of us are seething with jealousy that your teammates have full permission to grab whatever part of your body they like while on the soccer field, I suppose we can kinda live vicariously thru such actions and pretend we’re doing the same. You gotta love how sports guys go straight for the butt when they are congratulating one another on a job well done. HMM. Mebbe I’ve been missing out on a level of male camaraderie in the sports world … we were never this grabby in marching band. Ah well. In any event, congrats and love goes out to our dear David Beckham on his first goal for AC Milan. Again, I say Woot!

[Source, thanks Mel]

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14 Responses to “David Beckham Scores His First Goal For AC Milan”

  1. Camille Says:

    Becks really should allow us plebeians to grope his ass on occasion. It’s only fair. And as much as I love Vicky, I’ll fight her. I just got my tetanus shot.

  2. Mel Says:

    I’m really pleased for him but it’s a little bittersweet because he passed on Milan to go to L.A. instead and he could have been doing this for 2 years. Oh well, I’ll enjoy this while he’s back in Europe.

    Oh to be Seedorf’s hand.

  3. Amy Says:

    I guess this proves that everyone wants a piece of david’s ass.

  4. maDe Says:

    yea,, i watched the game..
    i like him better in Europe..
    it would be good if he stays in Milan..

  5. mike skoop Says:

    Love Becks. He lives a blessed life.

  6. Maggie Says:

    I am a Fiorentina tifoso myself, but holy damn… Clarence Seedorf!!

  7. Oy Says:

    bahahahaha. Camille, you just made my day :)

  8. Kathleen Says:

    While I am pleased that Beckham scored a goal, I am less than thrilled that his team beat my “home” team, Bologna!

  9. Jennie Says:

    lol@ the never this grabby in marching band, just got off a 12 hour shift at work and boy did i need to laugh :)

  10. gianna Says:

    of course kakà got a standing ovation… he refused that 150 milions euros offer of that sheik to join manchester city!!!
    this is true love for your team…. i wonder how becks feels about this…

  11. Camille Says:

    OBJECTION!

  12. Pam Says:

    @ gianna “this is true love for your team”
    that is not why Kaka did not go to manchester city. He is one of the best players and has been for a while, Manchester City does NOT exist, he cannot play for a team that doesn’t participate in any cups or tournaments, it is not useful for him as a player. Would have been different if the offer was coming from Real Madrid or an important team. It is all a question of interests.
    The standing ovasion is because he is an oustanding player.
    Regarding Becks, I didnt see the game but my dad did and told me it was an incredible goal. Becks is not the greatest football player but he’s got one hell of a kick.

  13. Tam Says:

    Kaka didn’t go to Man City because he’s not stupid like Robinho. He’d disappear if he went there.

    I’m hearing rumours that Beckham’s thinking of staying in Milan since there’ll be no one in LA if Donovan stays in Germany. This could get ugly.

  14. Colette Says:

    Hey, thought you’d want to know that you were quoted in the Metro (a free london newspaper) on page three “I suppose we can kinda live vicariously thru such actions and pretend we’re doing the same.”.

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