Ali Lohan’s ‘Extraordinary’ Photo Shoot

Lindsay's little sister is all growed up
January 30th, 2009

Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s 15-year old little sister, was spotted braving the bitter cold in Times Square in NYC yesterday as she posed for a photoshoot with photographer Jonathan Ressler. Ressler, who is photographing women for his Extraordinary Women project seems to think that A.) Ali is extraordinary and B.) that she is a woman. While each of those assertions is up for debate, the photoshoot took place yesterday anyway:


Referring to his Extraordinary Women project, Ressler posted this message from author Jodi P on his website:

This will explain, as you view Jonathan Ressler’s portraits, the wide range of women – all ages and professions. Some are used to having the camera turned on them, for others, this was a novel experience. As for me, I was expecting a traditional photo shoot – like the others I’ve had done for author photos on my novels. What I got, instead, was a chance to climb a tree wearing a ballgown…and to see myself in a way I’d never imagined – as someone natural and beautiful, through and through; someone who fits seamlessly into the world around her, so that she can chronicle it for others. I looked at that first Polaroid, and I realized that Jonathan had captured, in one instant, what I strive for every time I write a novel. It is said that art is that which moves us to tears and joy, and changes something deep within, so that after we experience it, we’ve discovered a facet of ourselves we did not know existed. Jonathan Ressler’s photographs are ideally suited to this definition: a visual representation of the mark these women have left on the world, as framed by the eye of an expert.

Having looked thru Ressler’s online photo album, I can see that he is a very talented photographer. I’m not at all sure what qualifies 15-year old Ali Lohan as an “extraordinary woman” but to each his own.

In other Ali Lohan news, there has been speculation that Ali was planning a move to LA to live closer to her sister … according to Ali’s publicist, those reports are untrue:

Ali Lohan continues to be home-schooled on Long Island and is not moving to Los Angeles to be closer to sister Lindsay, despite reports to the contrary, her publicist said yesterday. A story in the Feb. 9 Star magazine says Lohan, 15, recently registered at a private all-girls school in Syosset, but may never “walk their halls” because she “loves the lure of fame out West.” Nuh-uh, says the Merrick teen’s rep: “Ali continues to be schooled at home and is building her career.” Ali Lohan, who starred with mom Dina in last year’s “Living Lohan,” has been photographed in Los Angeles this month with Lindsay. That, apparently, was a vacation – not a relocation.

I pass this information along for those of you who have been staying awake nights fretting over Ali’s living situation. Yes, I’m talking to you Michael Lohan. Rest easy, Ali plans to stay put in Long Island, NY … at least for the time being.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

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25 Responses to “Ali Lohan’s ‘Extraordinary’ Photo Shoot”

  1. HARDCORE BRITNEY STAN Says:

    A 15 year old with a boob job is so fucking wrong

  2. L Says:

    ha! extraodinary woman… what a joke

  3. Chase Says:

    Not to be rude or anything, but she looks absolutely horrible. She doesn’t even look 15 at all. She looks like she’s in her late 20’s. She obviously didn’t get the good jeans in the family. It kind of reminds me of Lauren Conrad and her sister; Lauren is so pretty but her sister… oy!

  4. R Says:

    She looks so old.
    Can you imagine what she is going to look like when she is actually like 28.

  5. kittycatastrophe Says:

    If nothing else you have to applaud Dina Lohan’s ability to get her 15 going on 40 year old daughter a spot in the photoshoot despite the fact that she’s completely unqualified for inclusion. How she did it I don’t want to know.

    That little girl is going to implode worse than her sister did, and without having achieved a quarter the level of fame.

  6. JeniLee Says:

    i love that dress!

  7. Carolyn Says:

    Everyone has ignored the real controversy here: What the heck is going on with those FUG shoes she has under that dress?!?!?

  8. Maria Says:

    Hello…Is her mother not aware that she is 15!
    Goddamn this is why her sister became a fucking crackhead, she forgot to live her childhood and teenage years.
    Now they’re doing the same with this one.
    Creating a future crackhead, alcoholic cunt!

  9. Miriam Says:

    Wow! She does really look like Lindsay… but with the difference that she’s average while her big sis doesn’t!
    Living Lohan ruined her (few?) reputation she is soooooo spoiled!!

  10. Nicole Says:

    on long island.. not in long island

    :)

  11. VIOLET Says:

    SHE IS ONLY 15, AND LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 25. IT SOOOOO WRONG!!!! AND I FIND THIS SO WEIRD. I BELIEVE SHE HAD A BOOB JOB, THIS MAKES ME SICK. WHY IS THERE SUCH A HURRY TO GROW HER UP?? I BLAME HER MOTHER AND HER AGENTS. SHE IS ON THE SAME PATH AS HER CRACKHEAD SISTER, WHAT A SHAME.!!!

    I LOOK AT HER AND I WANT TO THROW UP. YES HER DRESS IS NICE, BUT WHAT THE HELL SHE IS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD!!

  12. deka Says:

    woman?? not quite
    why was she invited?!
    very odd

  13. Ella Says:

    Um…..What is Ali Lohan a celebrity for? She is simply an impending car crash that people can’t look away from. It’s really sad.

  14. CoCo Says:

    What I want to know is who teaches the Lohan girls to make that ugly furrowed face? Lindsay does the same thing! The grumpy, “don’t mess with me” face. It’s not cute at all!

  15. tatiana Says:

    I guess great boobs run in their family….bitches….

  16. E Says:

    Okay both of those allegations are way wrong: A) Definitely not extraordinary and B) Most definitely not a woman. She’s fucking 15. My brothers are 15. I don’t consider them men. I’m so sick of this society pushing for children to grow up so fast. It’s disgusting.

  17. J. Says:

    she kinda looks mannish…

  18. chloe Says:

    she looks like she’s 30!trying too hard to grow up.if she looks like that when she’s 15,i hate to think what becomes of her when she’s 20.an old hag?

    oh…and she looks like she’s wearing tracing paper for a dress.you can see the bottom half of her body through her dress in the first picture

  19. yuli Says:

    Normally I think the comments about her and her sister having boob jobs are ridiculous. I dont believe them at all and think that they both just hit puberty with a big BUDDABOOM.

    HOWEVER, looking at these pictures; no 15 year old has boobs like that. They do look extremely fake.

  20. carmen. Says:

    bitch alerttt. ;P

  21. PixieBassline Says:

    Is she like 10 feet tall or is it just the dress/ camera angle…..?

  22. Joanne Says:

    You can’t point out that she’s only 15 (like you are so concerned for her) and then insult her and her body type at the same time! Like her mother said in that show – Ali’s doctor thought she was going to end up 6 foot. Her body type is statuesque. To suggest that a plastic surgeon would give her breast implants is stupid … and the fact she is still being schooled in Long Island, show’s her mother is looking out for her …. I just don’t get the hate?

  23. Zainab Says:

    Goshh..she seems as if she’s 18 or 19

  24. Jillian Says:

    Dina is puposely trying to make Ali look waayy older. Maybe she wants Ali to be taken seriously? (hah!) Isn’t Dakota Fanning around the same age as her? Dakota looks her own age…15-16 at the most. http://pinkisthenewblog.com/home/page/14/
    But, Ali…yikes…slow down, you’re only in your teens. Yeah, I don’t understand why she’s “extraordinary” either. Being a celebrity doesn’t count, Ali.

  25. LaurenR Says:

    For anyone looking to work with Jonathan Ressler, BEWARE! I am just one of DOZENS if not hundreds of people he has conned. I got contacted by a woman’s mother who he presumably stole her credit card, and another girl that said she wrote him a $2000 check to represent her as a model, and never gave her the photos. Word on the street is that he also promises to pay videographers and storyboard artists and changes his address and mobile numbers often enough so you can never get a hold of him. To all the young girls and mothers out there, please be careful with this guy!!!

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