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Who says trainwreckdom is only reserved for the likes of Amy Winehouse and Courtney Love, HMMM? Interior decorator extraordinaire and all around oddball Bobby Trendy has been making the rounds here on the streets of SoCal lately showing off his new penchant for putting together interesting outfits … behold:

Yikes! I don’t even know what to make of these … looks. Clearly, BT has been influenced by his interior design aesthetic (and found new use for a couple of old chandeliers he’s had difficulty unloading on his clients) and has no qualms about strutting his stuff in public. I mean, I suppose the man (?) should be commended for his bold sense of fashion. On the other hand, I can understand the argument that BT should be summarily executed for crimes against humanity. Really, I could go either way. You?

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Whoa! It would seem that jury duty does not agree with Jake Gyllenhaal. As you may know, Jakey poo spent a second day doing his civic duty when he was called for jury duty this week and it appears to have put him in a really pissy mood. When approached by a TMZ videographer about how Jake is enjoying his $15 dollar a day pay for enduring jury duty, Jake mule kicks the guy and then runs inside the courthouse:

Our photog got a kick out of Jake Gyllenhaal today outside court — as in, Jake mule-kicked him in the leg! Our cameraman was waiting for Jake to return from a scheduled lunch break from jury duty, when a frustrated Gyllenhaal walked into the door after pushing instead of pulling. We asked how he was doing … wrong question … Jake stomped down into our guy’s shin. Jake’s now inside the courthouse, waiting to find out if he’ll be selected on a jury that will hear — get this — a battery case.

UPDATE: 5:14 PM ET: Gyllenhaal was just excused from jury service in the battery case….probably because he just committed one!

Now y’all know how much I love me some Jakey poo but this lashing out in such a pissy manner is really unattractive … especially since he ran into the building as fast as he could knowing the pap couldn’t follow him. Trust me, I’m sure enduring the attention from the paparazzi is bothersome but to kick someone like this and run is really pretty shitty … and only kinda ironic, considering the case that Jake was potentially a juror for. Do y’all think it’s okay to kick people if you’re in a bad mood?

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Earlier this week we saw photos of hottie Hugh Jackman lookin’ his usual hawt self at the Vancouver Airport as he made his way back to NYC after a quick trip to Vancouver, Canada to reshoot a few scenes for his upcoming new movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Hugh has been happily reunited with his family … which means it’s time for a new playdate with his kiddies! Here are a few ADORABLE pics of Hugh with his daughter Ava as they made their way to the playground together yesterday afternoon:

Full disclosure here … Hugh‘s wife and Ava‘s mommy Deborra-Lee Furness was also along for this playdate but, IMHO, the pics of just Hugh and his little girl are the real draw ;) Ava is so cute … love her little knit hat. It might even be cuter than the hat that Hugh “wore” at the Vancouver Airport. Cute, yes, but not as fierce.

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Very attentive fashion watchers noted that Angelina Jolie, wearing a lovely blue dress from the Max Azria Spring ’09 Collection, appeared to have worn her dress backwards this past weekend when she attended the 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. Today, US Weekly reports that Angelina‘s stylist, Jen Rade, admits to the mag that yes, Angelina wore the dress backwards and did so purposely. Uh huh. Here are pictures of Angelina on the red carpet at the SAG Awards this past Sunday evening and of a model wearing the very same dress properly (ie. not backwards) on the runway this past September at NY Fashion Week:

Blogs have been buzzing that Angelina Jolie wore her cornflower blue Max Azria gown backward at Sunday’s Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles. Well, she did. Her stylist Jen Rade tells Usmagazine.com Jolie purposefully turned around the dress — which was from Azria’s spring 2009 collection — to make it “more blouson.” (The actress was also able to show off her tattoos more.) sked about getting ready, Jolie told E!’s Giuliana Rancic: “I just like to be comfortable. I see what comfortable options are out there.”

Um, right. I mean … I suppose this explanation makes sense but are any of y’all buying it? Doesn’t this wearing one’s dress backwards thing remind you of anyone else who already tried to make this look work?

I mean, if I were Angelina, I wouldn’t want people thinking I copied Céline Dion either so I might have my stylist come up with a rational explanation too! I suppose, in any event, Ange still looked nice in her dress … even if she wore it wrong. She did show off her beloved tattoos and looked good in the process so … no harm, no foul. At least it gives us something else to talk about … rather than the fact that she keeps losing all of her award nominations, that is. I can’t wait to see what outfit she decides to wear to the Academy Awards next month … and whether she’ll wear it frontwards or backwards. Mebbe she’ll wear THIS dress? It’s sure to cause a sensation whichever way she wears it :)

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Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Washington DC unveiled last month a new exhibit that featured wax statues of now President Barack Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton posing with Xmas gifts in the Oval Office of the White House. Today, the museum has announced and released photos of their newest wax statue exhibit which is currently in production. First Lady Michelle Obama is the latest person to be immortalized with her own wax statue:

The First Lady is already getting her first statue: Madame Tussauds Washington, D.C., will unveil a wax figure of Michelle Obama in March. In this photo (released Wednesday), Madame Tussauds senior sculptor Colin Jackson touches up the clay mold of her figure’s head. When complete, Michelle’s figure will join her husband Barack Obama’s wax figure, which was unveiled in February 2008, in a replica of the Oval Office. Obama is the third First Lady to be immortalized in wax by Madame Tussauds Washington D.C., joining Jacqueline Kennedy and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Even tho the statue is in the very early stages, the likeness is really pretty remarkable. Not all of the wax statues that the Madame Tussaud‘s sculptors create are perfect likenesses of real people they represent … but sometimes, like in this case with First Lady Obama, they get it pretty perfect. I had no idea that the museum had only previous created likenesses of former First Ladies Jackie O. and Hillary Clinton (I assumed that all First Ladies were immortalized along with their president hubbys) … I guess it’s quite an honor to have a wax effigy created in your honor. Michelle Obama is such an amazing woman, I love that she’s being honored in this way (if, in fact, a wax statue of one’s self is an honor). So far, it looks pretty good … I can’t wait to see the final product — and what outfit from J. Crew it’ll be wearing.

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Much of yesterday was spent, you guessed it, packing and cleaning … but, lest you get the wrong idea, I’ve not been working as hard as it may sound. Basically, I keep rummaging thru stuff, trying to determine what I Take and what I Toss. I did manage to pause for a bit to have a quick dinner with Steph and Alek last night. Steph returned from his week-long trip to France and I was anxious to welcome him home. I sent him off to Europe with a Polaroid camera and some film and he snapped for me a bunch of really amazing photos in Paris (I added some of them to my Polaroid album on Flickr HERE).

Today, more of the same. David arrives in SoCal in just 3 days and then the big move is Sunday … I spent the morning calling to have utilities service transferred and, thus far, everything is on schedule. This weekend will be really crazy but I’m just anxious to get it all over with already. T-minus 4 days and counting …

• Kelly Clarkson makes Billboard Chart history by having her new single My Life Would Suck Without You make a record-breaking jump from #97 to #1 on this week’s Hot 100 Chart.
• The US version of Absolutely Fabulous is almost a done deal.
• Mickey Rourke is doing Wrestlemania this year.
• There is new hope for the famed A-Team movie.
• John Landis, the director of Thriller, is suing Michael Jackson for failing to pay royalties.
• Did you know that Bart Simpson is a fan of Xenu?
• Iceland gets a new Prime Minister.
• A new Armani Underwear ad featuring David Beckham has surfaced … and it’s a keeper.
• Jason Wu, the designer who created First Lady Michelle Obama‘s Inauguration dress, is gay?
• Rihanna does Mexican GQ magazine.
• ‘Cuz walking can be so tiresome.
• Orlando Bloom debuts a new ‘do.
• Has the Thorpedo sunk?
• Elijah Wood is 28, Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys is 29, Joey Fat-one of ‘N Sync is 32 and Sarah McLachlan is 41 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Friends of Joaquin Phoenix claim that his attempt at a rap career is nothing more than an elaborate hoax.
• David Bowie wants you to know that he doesn’t Twitter.
• Jessica Alba – 1, Bill O’Reilly – 0
• Today may be Gov. Rod Blagojevich‘s last day in office.

Really early this morning, I posted a teaser photo released by BritneySpears.com that features Britney Spears and her cavalcade of dancers doing dance rehearsals for her upcoming The Circus starring Britney Spears Tour. The site has since been updated and a whole slew of new pics from tour rehearsals have been released:

Britney Spears’s Circus topped the charts – with a lot of hard work – and now she’s promising to do the same in her upcoming world tour. In an exclusive rehearsal photo posted to Spears’s Web site, Britney claps to the beat in simple, comfortable dance gear. Jamie King, who choreographed her 2000 tour, is back on duty, and the singer, 27, looks svelte and toned in a tank top showing off her arms, and even the mom-of-two’s tummy! The arena tour, her first in five years, kicks off in New Orleans March 3 with special guests The Pussycat Dolls.

Woot! She looks damn good, y’all! After the jump, check out a BUNCH more photos from these tour rehearsals …

Last month, Michael Lohan — estranged father of daughter Lindsay Lohan — launched his official blog to much fanfare and began publishing blogposts about things as varied as his daughter Lindsay Lohan to, well, his daughter Lindsay Lohan. The last blogpost that piqued my interest was a quick message about how he and his daughter Lindsay Lohan have called a truce … and then I kinda forgot that he existed. But today, Michael Lohan has posted a new blogpost asking for all y’all to help him … help his daughter Lindsay Lohan. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan‘s latest blogpost, as always all spelling and grammatical errors are his own:

Like I said in the past, “if I see or hear of anyone or anything causing harm or is seen as a threat to my children,” I will speak about it, and do anything I can to try to intervene regardless of the repercussions on me. With that said, after seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay’s freedom from SaMANtha’s bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay”s life, things have taken a dark turn. While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston. Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay”s presence? Did SaMANtha’s fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren’t because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?! When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn’t happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it? Well, as you can see, I’m not going to sit back and let it slide. I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life. Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn’t used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha. Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren’t just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!

Seriously … just when you thought that Michael Lohan couldn’t sink lower into desperation in order to gain a little attention he has to sink, well, lower. Who is he talking to in this post? Why does he think that throwing out random accusations to anyone who stumbles across his blog (which, I must surmise, isn’t very many people considering that no one has even bothered to leave a comment on his site … most likely cuz no one is there to read it)? Daddy Lohan has always seemed to me to be a very needy person … with this new blog, he comes across as a whiny child who doesn’t get the attention that he craves so he acts out, screaming as loud as he can to get people to notice him. I really think if Michael Lohan got a life of his own and refrained from trying to live a life thru his daughter Lindsay Lohan he’d be a much happier person. But, honestly, I doubt he’ll ever change. I’m sure he’ll be whining and crying for years and years to come. Sad.

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Amy Winehouse continues to enjoy her extended Caribbean holiday as her never-ending vacay in St. Lucia rolls on … when last we saw Amy, the poor dear appeared be crawling on her hands and knees in desperate need of booze after the restaurant/bar she was in ejected her. Today, we get to see a couple new photos that show Amy looking much less desperate … and much less dressed. Here is a pic of Amy offering aid and assistance to a new friend of hers as she played a friendly game of Scrabble:

AMY WINEHOUSE scores a couple of extra points during a game of Scrabble – by throwing off her top. The singer stripped down to just a tiny pair of bikini bottoms as she helped a fellow holidaymaker with her triple word scores. A guest at the same hotel told The Sun: “While taking a break from her usual antics on the beach, Amy spotted some people playing Scrabble and decided to offer her spelling knowledge. “But only after whipping off her top! It was quite a sight.” Amy, who is preparing to fly home from St Lucia in a last-ditch bid to save her marriage to BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, has had quite a trip. As well going topless to show off her healthier figure to the world, she’s had TWO holiday romances and even performed a Baywatch-style beach rescue. But perhaps the recovering junkie’s strangest move is her new love for Scrabble. She recently enjoyed a game with Sun reporter Emily Smith, joking: “I am trying to think of something clever. No, I ain’t got the right letters for rehab.” Amy’s holiday wasn’t all good clean fun though – she’s regularly been seen drinking and openly smoking joints … She also put on a number of performances for guests in the lobby, including the drunken keyboard-playing attempt … The onlooker continued: “A live band had been booked to play on the night the video was taken, but that didn’t stop Amy from making an impromptu performance. “However, after a long period of trying to figure out what the buttons on the keyboard did, she could only remember the lyrics to Peter Andre’s Mysterious Girl!”

The girl continues to be a HOT MESS but at least she’s a much less reckless hot mess than we are used to seeing. I still contend that her time in St. Lucia is very good for her health … at least, better for her health. After the jump, check out the uncensored NSFW version of the image above along with another photo of Amy‘s topless Scrabble game …