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Shia LaBeouf didn’t seem to be having a particularly good day yesterday … mebbe it was the rainy weather making him feel down (you will note his hand cast is wrapped in a plastic bag, presumable to keep it dry from the rain), mebbe it was because he still can’t have his driver’s license reinstated (because he refused to take a breathalyzer test) after he flipped his truck in that car accident last year (which resulted in the injury and subsequent surgeries on his hand, which requires he wear a cast that needs to be protected from the aforementioned rain) … or mebbe he was just feelin’ a bit unpretty. Whatever the reason, Shia made his way home from the store, where he picked up a couple cans of Arizona Tea, with a large paper bag covering his head:

You know, there are quite a few celebs that would benefit greatly from having a big, brown bag covering their face from public view (but Marc Anthony shall remain nameless) … Shia is not one of those people. We all know that Shia does tend to get shy when the paps are around and mebbe he thought that covering his face (well, his entire head) with a paper bag would throw them off his trail. In any event, the hand cast is a dead giveaway … so he really shouldn’t worry about trying to venture out incognito. The least he could do is find himself a proper mask to wear .. I’m sure he could borrow one from one of Michael Jackson‘s children.

[Photo credit: X17]

Early last month, we learned that Clay Aiken started up a romantic relationship with fellow Broadway thespian Reed Kelly … his first boyfriend since coming out of the closet on the cover of People magazine last September. Once we found out who Clay was dating, we also were treated with a few photos that gave hints as to what attracted Clay to Reed in the first place (bendy = good). Today we get to check out a batch of really cute photobooth pictures of the couple in all sorts of adorable poses which were taken at the closing night party for Spamalot (the Broadway musical that brought the lovebirds together) in NYC:

Firstly, I’m glad to see that the boys are still happily together. These pics are really very cute … even tho they don’t really look that well-matched to me. The cardigan and bow tie combo would look hawt on most guys … on Clay, well, it’s not hot. The kissy photos are just sickeningly adorable. But, I think the most telling photo about the relationship between these two is the last photo … Clay is on top. Yeah, I don’t think we really need to discuss that fact any further, wouldn’t you agree? In any event, I do like this set of photos … it’s really great to see Clay looking so happy. He finally looks truly happy — and I am happy for him.

[thanks Ashley]

Lord have mercy on my soul … what do I see here? Pete Wentz was spotted at LAX Airport yesterday afternoon and he was wearing … um … he was wearing … a pair of … well … see for yourself:

Now, I love me some Pete … I really do. I’ve met him on a few occasions and I’d say we’re pretty friendly. But, I simply cannot offer any sort of endorsement for this … look. Not only are the boots absolutely hideous but they look especially atrocious on him. Seriously, what the eff could he be thinking by going out in public like this? My best guess is that all of his footwear was totally destroyed in a massive fire and every single shoe store between his home and the airport was completely devoid of men’s shoes … leaving him with the only recourse to wear the only pair of wife Ashlee Simpson‘s shoes that weren’t destroyed in the aforementioned fire which, incidentally, destroyed every other pair of her footwear as well. That is the only explanation … that or he lost his damn mind. You decide.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Kanye West posted a new post on his official blog to publicly deny claims that he is willing to star in a pornographic film, even if it means “appearing” with other men in the vid. The claims stemmed from an anonymous post published on the site AllHipHop.com (which has since been removed) that claimed that Kanye gave an interview to David Watts and explained that he would be open to appearing in porn. He was reportedly quoted as saying:

“I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but fuck it. I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes – myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird but I am who I am.”

After this quote made its way around the Internets, Kanye finally caught wind of it and immediately posted a message on his blog to deny the quote came from him. Here is the full text of Kanye‘s denial … as always all spelling & grammatical errors (and obnoxious CAPS) are his own:

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY’S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT… HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! …. IT’S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT … THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO… AND NOW THIS…. SIDEBAR… NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT’S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS… LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS… NUFF SAID!

Um, OK. I have to say, I had a bit of respect for the chap when I thought the comments were from him. Not that I approve or would even want to see a porno with Kanye West in it … but I thought it was really cool of him to be so open and honest. I even bought the bit about him being cool about “performing” with another man. Again, not an image that I want to dwell on but, still, I was impressed. I suppose it was too good to be true for Kanye to be this open about something like this. Honestly, I think he took the news of this rumor very well … I’ve read previous posts where he really went off on much less controversial matters. Mebbe he’s not so against a career in porn after all? What do y’all think … should Kanye West take up porn?

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